Jesus Christ on a bike.

youtu.be/UQ4uyq3GU1w?... Close your eyes before you Take me, although you hate me. For in heaven, There is no heartless madness.

//Well today has been nothing if not eventful 😂

A new Battle Beast album AND a new Sabaton album in the same day. I may be in a version of musical heaven.

Last week, doing my other thing.

Can someone please remind my son that my wife is not a fucking trampoline.

She says that like it's a bad thing.

With a lack of Robbyn at IDTF, Chloe’s been working with @coachstockwell.bsky.social “You know I won’t go easy with her” he told me, like I’d want him to do that (absolutely not). It’s like watching a totally different kid. And I fucking love it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH_d... Dangerous attraction Femme fatale in action The most beautiful mistake of my life She's a neon flower Pure seduction power

This is one of the best things I've seen for weeks.

You're slipping through my fingers The taste of him still lingers You tell me that it's all just in my head You're sleeping with the spider Slides in like a glider Why'd you let him crawl into my bed MY DEAD RINGER www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFjQ...

On the upside, I'm back in New York.

Fucking hell it's been a weird few days.

Media blitz day three.

@dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo: Come dae this FS thing wi' me! Me: Only if you're buying the coffee. Can't say she didn't deliver.

Hooooo boy, my first Unstoppable Media Storm in a few years. Let's goooo!

You and Ryan know how to throw a party, that's for sure.

Well goddamn.

So aggressively Scottish her preferred title is actually from Pakistan!

He scraped it off his goggles, shouting through the intercom: “The Clydeside Reds have got me a wi a piece an jeely bomb!”

Definitely not like her, though.

And then I looked up to see my daughter trying to do some sort of rana my wife. It did not go well. Small mercies Aly's still as sharp as they come. "some sort" because she made such an arse of it I couldn't tell.

When I say one of my favourite things about the last six months in ID is working with this man, I mean that. He's got a way of doing it that just clicks for everyone and you can see the respect everyone's got for him. @coachstockwell.bsky.social

//Saying that… @alyxgardner.bsky.social it’s the Gardners song 🤣

//This playlist being shuffled really is fucking with me today. Just want One More Flag and Ghost Opera 😭

I’m not entirely sure why people are surprised at political violence in America. That’s kind of how the entire country was founded.

I can assure you, @empressmikademidov.bsky.social, I had no notions of calling rust. Though I’d be curious what would make you think otherwise.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaD5... Gimme that Yungblud.

I’ve been ready to choke her for two hours.

“Mama, tell @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social I’ll be singing that song in training today”

Didn’t half just age the whole fuckin lot of us with that.

Because she doesn’t want to.

Meanwhile my daughter is a senior. Not sure who the bigger riot between @alyxgardner.bsky.social and I is today.

The problem with glory runs is that they never, never work out. It’s never for the right reasons. And all it does for fans, is tarnish the memory they had of you. I didn’t go out on a high, I know that. But I left a legacy. And I’m too proud to risk ruining that.

//Cannot overstate there is no return on the cards, fun to write as this was.

No. I’m done. I loved having that with Aly yesterday. But I’m done. I refuse to be the retired wrestler who comes out for one last glory run.

So basically the whole damn gym has seen that video. I’m totally gonna murder Sawyer.

Apologies to @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social @coachstockwell.bsky.social and company, gonna be pretty damn useless today 🤣

Definitely gonna need a second plate.

Wait wait. @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social how much did you actually see?

My wife happened. And knowing my wife's students, there's a video of it somewhere.

Well...that was a day I did not expect to have. @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo @alyxgardner.bsky.social

I say a morning in ID. Most of it was spent laughing at shit.

Morning in ID done. Out with the wifey for the afternoon

This song is never going to hit the way it did two months ago. Fucking riot over here.

Having to explain to the small people that no, they can’t come to FS as of the next show cuz the schools are back is not my idea of a good morning 🤦‍♀️

Why does it look like an England shirt though 🤣 Still gonna buy it though.