//My YT smart shuffle came in fucking hard for this off cam.

PARDON FUCKING ME, CHLOE MICHAELA.

It’s my niece’s graduation! Proud of you, Chlo-Bean! @chloemichaela.bsky.social

“Grrr”? What are you, twelve?

I’d be surprised if she picked anything else, honestly.

She is not happy about being back in New York. And don’t ask me how I got landed with picking her up 😂

Well that happened

Can and will confirm.

Did I grab your bottoms? Yes. Did I pull hard enough to expose your arse and potentially worse? No. Go see your seamstress, Mikayla. And wrap crying to a referee because you couldn’t lift a shoulder while you’re at it.

// I have a tendency to start something, hate it and regroup, either working out how to make it not important after all or straight up retcon it. Core things won’t change, But I’ll strangle myself from less than ideal situations or things I hate if I can.

Imagine trying to blame me for the fact your bottoms don’t fit.

Got home, opened the bag so I could take my gear to the cleaners to discover a massive rip in the bottoms. Goddamnit.

//The kiddies had a fucking ball last night. And the wee lady’s face when she saw Ben (middle picture) 🥰

//Two shows in two days. Someone tell me how I’m still awake 😂

I mean dad was almost fifty when he tried again…

looks like Imma need new gear. Love that.

//Reminder to the North American FFW guys that it is about showtime IC. Since it’s 6.58pm at the time of writing in the UK.

If I got one good thing out of the week leading to tonight, it’s that my new greens look fucking awesome.

It's no a bad wee city, is Cardiff.

//And tell me why that post took three goes because autocorrect is dumb

Tell me why I spent weeks hearing about how the Welsh people are difficult to understand speaking Welsh when every Welsh accent I’ve heard this week is speaking English 😂 My dudes, it’s a minority language. You’re not gonna hear it in large pockets in South Wales.

The people I'm in the gym with might be regretting their choices right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UYx...

That’s actually kinda impressive all things considered

I might not be from Glasgow, but yer no a Scot if you don’t appreciate this. www.facebook.com/share/r/1CbD...

And tomorrow, we head for wales. Just as well, ended up spending most of yesterday wanting to strangle people.

There must be a pig flying somewhere nearby.

//The fact random bots are liking my posts across all accounts for engagement is concerning at best

Well…there’s the consequences of “hey, I wanna spend the day working with you”. Goddamn I forgot how hard he hits.

Aight, land of my other passport. Lessee whatcha got.

Crossing the pond a few days early. Got some shit to do before Vendetta.

Ken whit? Baith posters fer the maist recent All Access Events huv hud oor Scots lassies oan thaim. Guess she wis richt aboot ane hing.

You said my mother raised a sinner But by god you ain’t no saint I’d apologise but sorry never healed no pain You can cry a river but it won’t put out the flames You said my mother raised a sinner But the love’s the one to blame youtu.be/-xq-LC4mt7w?...

Jodie, baby, if you gotta announce you’re taking notes, @remedy40.bsky.social didn’t train you well enough.

🤔

You know…one champion doesn’t break as easily as the other. And it wasn’t the way around I was expecting. And clearly honesty doesn’t work for Crystal

www.facebook.com/share/r/17m4... The bottle of Bucky made this 😂

Suppose I better get my arse on a plane to Sweden.

@remedy40.bsky.social gonna answer your goddamn phone. Either of em.

This gon' be funny af to watch.

How do I explain this diplomatically? Oh wait, you don't. It's not a national fucking holiday in Ireland, you dumb cunt. They won't be doing shit differently to any other fuckin' Tuesday. And that goes DOUBLE in a city as divided as Belfast.

Yay, the day where half of America REALLY homes in on “I’m Irish-American” despite the fact they’ve never left the state that they, their parents and grandparents were all born in.

This was SUCH a good night. @remedy40.bsky.social www.facebook.com/share/r/1DEg...

Oh yay, I get to embarrass this one.

Favourite place to hide these days.

There is a complete lack of tomfoolery today, apparently.

Oh how badly I want to be a fly on the wall in my sister’s house next week when dad spends a weekend there 🤣

Then again, I’m endlessly amused at the idea of Siobhan and Phoenix (who are both naturally talented) slinging “nepo” at each other when the entirety of the Gem Stones exist.