Mitch McConnell dying on America’s 250th would be something.

This is literally an article written by AI about why you should give AI more of our natural resources. The Atlantic is trash.

They’re going to arrest someone who was walking near that area 3 weeks ago and say they were a member of an antifa cell that planned this

Capitalism got anyone else up this late?

The left is getting sick of the geriatrics calling themselves Democrats and edging more and more to the right every year in the name of appeasing the "centrists" (who will never vote for you).

KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.

Well done

I'm calling this Cuck Math ™️

Look, times aren't great. But it always sparks joy that this piece of shit will go to his grave knowing he wasn't as good as a certain black man.

Correct; he has never been in the fucking Democrat political party.

Legit guffawing at this. Lil’ Marco got adult sized shoes from the god-king but they don’t fit.

History (and many of you) are treating predecessors and other world leaders too kindly because of Trump. Pause a beat to remember how we got here. Trump didn’t single-handedly destroy the working class. This war started well before him. He’s only the ugliest version of it.

"No one is above the law" is a "principle" I'd love to stop hearing from all sides. We KNOW this isn't true. Corporations and billionaires are above the law. That's a fact. When we go against them, we're... below? the law.

I hope he’s dying.

“I hope he’s not another Fetterman,” they keep saying over and over and over again. Meanwhile Susan Collins is literally Susan Collins. Let’s just defeat her already.

Welcome to America. Please adhere to our traditio... oh.

Any Texas Senate victory for Dems will result from huge turnouts from Dems, Independents, and people who don't usually vote. MAGA people vote to preserve their open hate - not on traditional political/economic issues.

He's just such a petty bitch. He knows how unpopular he and his policies are, and is giving up all his positions except to get back at whoever he feels slighted him in his first term.

Why do we think the biggest advancements in Tech / AI are going toward surveillance? It's because the billionaire class behind those advancements know that the end is coming and that the working class will have nothing left to do but build guillotines.

This is the way we should be attacking all republicans. If they're not themselves pedophiles, they're apologists and enablers. Truly disturbing party of billionaire child rapists.

It almost looks like some alien structure is attacking the White House, which is preferable to this.

Ok the targeted ads are getting pretty good.

Ben is awesome. Turns out comedy isn't legal again.

New episode about the rats. youtu.be/K1qe5sn52d8?...

One of my best engineers said he gave a task to AI to do and it did it so well and so fast that he’s having an existential crisis. And I want to tell him it’s going to be ok but it’s not.

eat him.

🤦

The corruption is so overwhelming that the only response now is, "don't lecture me."

Wasn't really looking for a reason to side with Tom Steyer today but oh well.

Wanted both these fucktwits to lose somehow but whatever...

I’m at the age where I was throwing a tennis ball earlier and I’m up at 2am thinking I may need surgery 😭

The Trump response to the hantavirus outbreak is being led by Dr. Brian Christine, Assistant Secretary for Health at the DHHS. Christine previously worked as an Alabama-based urologist specializing in penile implants & erectile dysfunction, and formerly hosted the YouTube show “Erection Connection”.

Maybe this is the learned helplessness in me, but we're always going to have a Fetterman problem. Even if you flip the Senate by several seats, the billionaires will find a way to get what they want. Fetterman was just the easiest target this session.

I don't care if you're a Disney Adult. Hell, I'm a Kung Fu Panda Adult. IMO the issue isn't loving a franchise. It's being so attached to the brand that you ignore the shitty things the corporation does.

I’ve programmed a bot to text me and set off an alarm for when he dies. It checks sources every hour. But I gave it a 1/168 chance to give me a false positive. So about once a week I’ll receive an alert that he’s dead until he’s dead. Is this masochism or something else?

Wish I had this energy today

Absolute clowns

GLP-1’s are crazy. I haven’t been this weight in over a decade. I wonder why my insurance, who only has my best interest in mind, wouldn’t cover this? 🤔

nice try buddy www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Really love all the VBNMW folks still trashing Platner. He's the nominee now. Gotta rally behind him right? Or do you want Collins? Now you get it when we say we're tired of voting for the lesser of 2 evils. I don't see Platner being a Fetterman at all. What choice do we have but giving him a shot?

Literally everyone knew what was on the ballot. Getting pretty tired of seeing this. It doesn’t mean you can support genocide or skip visiting swing states while your popular primary opponent stumps for you. Who is this “reminder” for? Dems don’t want to win.

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Even my local grocery store is getting ready for the 2028 presidential election where we’ll undoubtedly be given the choice between two of the worst possible people on the planet.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD... you don't get to just pretend math definitions don't exist because you're a MAGA idiot!

Please don't body shame. This is the best Ann Coulter has looked in a long time.

they’re gonna run a bunch of candidates who make vague noises about how badly we need ‘change’ that isn’t actually change and all the people who yearn above all else for a return to norms and decorum will be so relieved to vote for them

I like to taste my food first before I eat it.

Fuck Target. (They may arrest me for this.)