I’m at the age where I was throwing a tennis ball earlier and I’m up at 2am thinking I may need surgery 😭

The Trump response to the hantavirus outbreak is being led by Dr. Brian Christine, Assistant Secretary for Health at the DHHS. Christine previously worked as an Alabama-based urologist specializing in penile implants & erectile dysfunction, and formerly hosted the YouTube show “Erection Connection”.

Maybe this is the learned helplessness in me, but we're always going to have a Fetterman problem. Even if you flip the Senate by several seats, the billionaires will find a way to get what they want. Fetterman was just the easiest target this session.

I don't care if you're a Disney Adult. Hell, I'm a Kung Fu Panda Adult. IMO the issue isn't loving a franchise. It's being so attached to the brand that you ignore the shitty things the corporation does.

I’ve programmed a bot to text me and set off an alarm for when he dies. It checks sources every hour. But I gave it a 1/168 chance to give me a false positive. So about once a week I’ll receive an alert that he’s dead until he’s dead. Is this masochism or something else?

Wish I had this energy today

Absolute clowns

GLP-1’s are crazy. I haven’t been this weight in over a decade. I wonder why my insurance, who only has my best interest in mind, wouldn’t cover this? 🤔

nice try buddy www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Really love all the VBNMW folks still trashing Platner. He's the nominee now. Gotta rally behind him right? Or do you want Collins? Now you get it when we say we're tired of voting for the lesser of 2 evils. I don't see Platner being a Fetterman at all. What choice do we have but giving him a shot?

Literally everyone knew what was on the ballot. Getting pretty tired of seeing this. It doesn’t mean you can support genocide or skip visiting swing states while your popular primary opponent stumps for you. Who is this “reminder” for? Dems don’t want to win.

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Even my local grocery store is getting ready for the 2028 presidential election where we’ll undoubtedly be given the choice between two of the worst possible people on the planet.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD... you don't get to just pretend math definitions don't exist because you're a MAGA idiot!

Please don't body shame. This is the best Ann Coulter has looked in a long time.

they’re gonna run a bunch of candidates who make vague noises about how badly we need ‘change’ that isn’t actually change and all the people who yearn above all else for a return to norms and decorum will be so relieved to vote for them

I like to taste my food first before I eat it.

Fuck Target. (They may arrest me for this.)

Love to see conservatives getting destroyed around the globe. Even the dem socialists in Canada performing better. Granted, University of Toronto area, but still!

Nice try. I don’t want to remember the real things that actually happened. Another W for the weed man. www.nationalgeographic.com/health/artic...

He got one thing right here.

Look, I don't care if she runs again. At least there will be a primary. That's the point. I don't think she can win a primary. She wouldn't beat Newsom on Super Tuesday. Not that I want either of them. We have plenty of time for a fresh face to emerge.

George Conway looks like if Jiminy Glick tried to be Martin Short instead of the other way around.

What worries me most isn’t Democrats losing the midterms or in 2028, it’s that Republicans being so bad lets Democrats get away with doing nothing AGAIN, and we just stay stuck in this cycle until we all die.

Now I'm more convinced he's dead.

He's going to say he died on Friday and that he rose from the dead tomorrow. Sean Spicer will make a guest appearance.

Dumb new age shock-jock surprised the guy who only tells lies lied.

Look at that. Almost 1am and I can’t sleep. But the billionaires are sleeping fine. Because we let them.

What an incredibly stupid person.

If Donald Trump ends up dying from a urinary tract infection I reserve the right to write a book or long form article titled, “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BLADDER - DJT” Thanks.

lmao this IS comedy

I just turned 45 but my biological age is 72 and my heart health is make peace with your god 😭

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

wow mr president

Gonna be saying worse things about you when you finally croak. Fucking piece of shit.

What oh wow no way Anyways

Fuck Chuck Norris. Not celebrating pieces of shit.

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Dueling with two consenting adults is still there RAND PAUL: It's been illegal for 170 years! There's no precedent for legal dueling

@katmabu.bsky.social is one of the many new faces in the dem party that we need to right this ship. She’s inspired me and hopefully the people of #IL09. Good luck today!

I've been in tech for about 30 years, from software engineer to leading large teams and corporate strategy. Without a doubt, this is the dumbest era I've seen. AI is ruining the brains of people I’ve worked with. Endless slop apps and people who can’t solve problems anymore.

We have a good relationship

I didn’t think Saw XI would be any good. The trailer is promising.

So happy for Gavin Newsom that he has another podcast to cross promote.

Good gooooooooood

This man is literally terrifying. I’ve seen him in other interviews. All he wants is global destruction with him and Peter Thiel repopulating the Earth.

I struggle with this a lot. I have family that I can't speak to and I blame them, not Trump, but it's a fine line. The amount of money, propaganda, and influence they have to affect the people they reach...

#BREAKING Federal prosecutors in Chicago drop charges against Catherine Sharp and Joselyn Walsh, two of the so-called "Broadview Six" ICE protesters who were indicted for conspiracy.

He's not wrong. It's just the enemy is Tuberville.

I've never had a candid photo of me where I didn't look like this. These man-babies are so deeply unserious.

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