If you’re local, then it’s no surprise to you why the last Wawa before you hit Seaside, NJ reeks of cheap white guy cologne…. Freakin’ Bennies! Go home!

Played the first Ratchet & Clank yesterday…. Pure nostalgia.

Is Kevin Hart okay or…..? I see him in every single commercial these days. He’ll do an ad for anybody 😅

For every shiny pokemon that’s only 1 half shade different than the original…. wtf, game freak…

Update: I have since befriended the spiders. They took my construction advice and built a new and improved web in a much better location for us to cohabitate. They’re kind souls. AND they caught a lantern fly in it. So it’s going well so far.

I spent 5 min explaining to a large spider why I had to destroy their web spanning a door to my house. I felt terrible. But when I found out about that news the other day. I LOL’d. Sorry not sorry.

Love how this graphic came out! Also… MYTHOS IS OUT NOW! Ep 1-6 are available on our YouTube and Podcast! Episode 7, the FINALE, premieres on Twitch Thursday 9/4 at 7pm est!

The hubris everytime I think, “if I watched a YouTube video, I could do that…”

I’m cooking on something

Sorry not sorry

Summer’s dumb…

Working on something 😅

Oath of Self Discovery Paladin NEEDS playtesters! Get the pdf as a free member on our Patreon, link in bio.

I’ll be playing the Druid with all silly bands shaped like wild shapes. 😂💖🤘

Made this. Made me laugh. That’s it.

Absolutely. If only for discovering things to steal. I genuinely think people should run and play as many different games as they possibly can. Every time I play or run a new game, I learn something new about games. I’m going to say you should also play board games and video games. Play more games

What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your musical tastes?

We made a 3/4 sleeve shirt and baseball jersey! In one of our Actual Plays, the bad guys were trying to build a portal to Baltimore. So there were lots of Baltimore based clues: old bay, crabs, Lamar Jackson, and of course Orioles. They fought a hydra+oriole= Hydroriole and now… Voila!!!

If you’re not eating hot dogs with me… … you’re eating hot dogs against me

Let's Keep Calling!

Gang, I found a way cheaper option for tattoo removal…

I’m not great at thumbnails but I am great at finding fun faces of my table! Available on our YouTube and podcast!! Check it out!!

Asmodeus doesn’t want you to see this!! #dnd

Kids on bikes has been so fun! In all my games, I have intentionally gotten rid of bikes though 😂 In one, they have Jetskis instead. And the other has used snowmobiles and next is kayaks. It’s the same, but different.

Dear wasps, Be reasonable. Yours truly, Justin

Love letter to my players. A trailer for Mythos University: Summer break. Premieres Thurs 7/24 at 7pm est on our Twitch. It would mean a lot to have you there Twitch.tv/soyouwannabeadm

The Muppet Christmas Piss

Quick rant about TikTok as a creator… What the FUCK!? I just wanted to change the little titles that show up in my profile bc I forgot them. They’ve been up for days. I’m not allowed to edit my own shit?? Like my only option is to remove it and post it again?! TikTok is soo arbitrary! UGHHH! Done

Gang, bad news. I woke up and realized I missed my “Make overnight oats” alarm last night. So here I am… oatless… like some dang fool.

Jessica is watching…

Question for Creatives: “What do you use to write down sudden ideas?” Notebook? Journal? Phone app? For me, it’s 80% the iphone notes app just bc I have my phone on me so often. But I do love writing notes and ideas in a notebook with a nice pen. What about you??

The best tool of any Dungeon Master, Game Master, or whoever runs the game… LISTENING SKILLS. It leads to collaborative storytelling and worldbuilding, but further than that it provides a simple pathway to show care, investment, and respect 💖

I need to cast Simulacrum… …bc I have too many ideas and projects for just me and Taylor! But we’re not going anywhere so it’s only a matter of time!

Maybe my best short form video yet! Ironically, I just needed to do the dishes but decided to film it, just in case I could use it later. But as I was filming, I found the story along the way. And the B story was also found organically. Hope you enjoy!

3 Tips for DMs that AREN’T from D&D! The last one is especially IMPORTANT! #dnd #dungeonmaster #ttrpg

Gang, what’s a commercial trope or a famous commercial or ad that’s memorable and sticks out. We wanna make spoofs of them! We already did one for a friend pharmaceutical commercial and one of those low budget lawyer commercials. What’s next!?!?

How can we continue to push the envelope for an actual play is, looks like, feels like… We know the story and cast are at the heart of it, of course. But what else can we play with? Especially when you can’t do in-studio stuff. We want to be on the front lines of that movement.

What if your D&D and TTRPG advice and tip content was also beautifully shot and edited? I seek to find out. Stay tuned. Also keep in mind, I’m broke so this isn’t a matter of nice gear or fancy programs. 😅

I’ve started putting a tiny bit more effort into shooting and editing short form content… and it’s been fun actually. It reminded me how necessary it is to think about the edit before you even start filming…

Fireworks are overrated even for something worth celebrating…

Good Afternoon! We had the wonderful @soyouwannabeadm.bsky.social on to talk about the many worlds they run since the last time we spoke with them. Go give them a follow :D open.spotify.com/episode/70Qq...

TikTok is such utter trash. Post a video, oops put the wrong date, try and edit it. And it keeps failing to “pass review”? Go fuck yourself

Do you ever see an ad so often that you start to just hate that brand with all your heart?…

Happy Juneteenth, gang!

None of us can do everything, but all of us can do something. This is the something I am able to do this week, and I hope I can do more and more every day. Come join me and the Transplanar crew for some trivia tomorrow night as we raise money for immigrant rights and legal aid! 🏳️‍⚧️✨

Hey Quest Portal. Please. Stop using AI, abandon it all together. Do that. Make it official. Guarantee you’ll never use AI… THEN AND ONLY THEN would I let you pay us for an ad…

Save Shi’elle. Save the world. tiltify.com/@unpreparedc...

Mythos University! Nominated for Best Series by Crit Awards! Check it out every Thursday in June at 7pm est on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/soyouwannabe...

I love my home.