Note I left in the guestbook of the cabin I stayed in last weekend. I will not be stopped.

Same with most other subjects, unsurprisingly

Rolanberry Shaved Ice: So easy, even a Lvl 6 Culinarian can make it.

"The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam" is a great rule to have against AI content

I yearn for the day when it becomes socially acceptable to tell a shitty coworker to eat an entire windshield wiper

How it feels sitting there waiting for the Heavens Ward to finish their whole thing cuz im doing it Unsynced for my Wondrous Tales

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Mint. The flavor is as aggressively intrusive as the plant is. You put mints in with other candy? Congrats, all that candy now tastes like mint. Nice ice cream; it'd be a real shame if someone made it taste like toothpaste.

someone on tumblr said it better than i could

I'm glad he loves the top of a box, too

"They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Alas, this is simply gauche."

I think more people need to watch Egoraptor's Sequelitis. Are his takes perfect? Of course not. Does he make valid points about now 30-year-old game design? Yes. Yes he does. If the OoT threemake just throws new sheets over janky scaffolding, then what's the point? youtu.be/XOC3vixnj_0?...

Games looking like movies is a bad thing actually, because movies look like that for the atmosphere, and videogames need to have visuals that help you understand functionality, things that are important are supposed to stand out visually, not just look like any other hyper realistic asset

I wish I could be excited for the OoT remake. Sorry, the 2nd iteration of the OoT remake. But, like, making the graphics realistic doesn't impress me. Trying to reskin a clunky, not-as-big-as-you-remember-it world and combat system is not high on my list of desires. Nostalgia is not worth my $80

I said this to my intern, and I'll say it to you: Check out the Ig Nobel Prize winners. Their labors are definitely worth a minute to appreciate. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

I'm convinced he has Epstein-level blackmail on some studio execs. How else would he keep securing lead roles in movies after multiple, sequential flops?

We are all Kongs locked in our own, unique DK Island cages

G Gundam stands as a testament to "Gundam is Fundam"

Look, Chief! The Prophet of Regret!

I think they hate art. Tragically, all media contains traces of art, and thus they will always have something to complain about.

My workplace has a Dept of Public Security, which has a hotline I can call for them to investigate suspect things. In short, I have the number for DPS checks.

What is the purpose of gatekeeping? To gatekeep is to act as though someone's inclusion into the space is a detraction from the validity of the hobby/fandom. The gatekeeper entitles themselves as the means of maintaining the integrity of it. It's a fool's errand and is itself a blight upon the space

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

I don't know what it is, but I don't remember hearing this degree of misogynistic derangement when Nier: Automata was announced. Both are female-led sequels of games with male protagonists. Both are story-driven action games. Is it because 2B is a hypersexualized, hollow doll and Faye isn't?

I don't think any have died in a tragic Karting accident

If something even more scandalous comes out about Musk, the real tragedy will come from the urge to call it Elongate

Teabag on the haters

Once my public health grant funding isn't continuously being cut, it's over for you bitches

We could work harder to give clouds bones

Never has. Irked me 20 years ago when I was *working* at a pizza place and the system never refunded removed toppings.

Can't, and furthermore, don't want to. I've spent a large portion of my life playing video games.I'd like to do other things with my time. I don't like how my friends that prefer to play games take this personally

As a nuclear family survivor, I think this is just another stone in the monument to his historically low approval rating. "wOn'T sOmEoNe ThInK oF tHe UnDeRrEpReSeNtEd NuClEaR fAmiLiEs?!?" Eat shit, Mike. indianacapitalchronicle.com/briefs/india...

☆Make It Rain☆ FFXIV Triple Triad mount completion update: -All ARR cards excluding EXs -Missing 8 Heavensward -Missing 29 Stormblood (mostly Eureka) -Missing 11 Shadowbringers (mostly Bozja) And apparently I need to do the BLU Carnival and Hildebrand quests!

*Casiño*

The Fault in Our Stars? Maybe yours. I'm built different.

AI should never be used in training materials. The one I'm watching has mispronounced vital things that a human would never have let slip through editing. "Threatening behavior includes verbal/nonverbal actions that cause fear or distress. Examples include treats or implied threats." Treats?!

Working on the Triple Triad card mount. Progress: 274/312 At some point, I need to go to Bozja

We see that some people are surprised by this. Please note that Ishgard has never had problems with sexuality or gender. "The Boy and Dragon Gay" was not previously banned for the "gay" part.

Shout out to my favorite #Pride Month temp tattoo ever. Or should I say Ride Onth?

Also, regular reminder to get your HPV vaccine

I guess he is getting a bit old. Groomer had to take things a bit close for sanitary reasons.

Ad algorithms are so funny. First ad: Arby's; a food location that I openly state has hurt me every time I've eaten there IN MY LIFE Next ad: Diapers. En Español. I don't have children. CAN'T have children. I don't speak Spanish. Next ad: An insurance provider I already use. They pay for this?

Losses of friendships need to be given the same amount of grace and grieving as the loss of loved ones. Never buy the first release of any tech; they ship with too many flaws and make you pay to be QC. Get a colonoscopy sooner than later. It's always a worthwhile investment.

I was talking to my intern about food. We started talking about umami. I brought up MSG. After a lot of back and forth about it, I found this. I need to go to Tokyo so I can visit. www.umamiinfo.com

GREETINGS. IT'S ME, VOID ARKIPLIER! WE'RE HERE TODAY IN THE WEEPING CITY OF FISCHBACH!

Reawaken your ancient hag roots and boil bones in a cauldron for hours. It's tasty.

I just saw an ad where they described mouthwash as "delicious." Is that one of the primary complaints about mouthwash? That it's not tasty enough? It's dangerous to swallow; don't make it taste good.

Did we just forget about Lunchables having a ton of lead in them? I don't think I ever saw resolution for that one.

Sandwiches can be altered without damaging the layers. *These* are Gushers.