i’m sorry to my loyal followers i’ve missed you

per my last wtf

seriously now that i wanna get back on twitter stupid ass elon won’t let me back in…….

crash: outted

FML I ACTUALLY THREW UP LMFAOO

emotional support meal (sourdough w pesto and cocktail shrimp 🤓) (i’m crying)

gonna frow up about this

literally fuck my fucking life oh my god

wait i always do lat pull downs with a forward grip but im seeing everyone else hit with like pull up grip does that change anything ???

I see we’re at the finding out stage

me n who (im the one eating ass tho)

opend tiktok for a distraction why is my life a fucking joke

screaming crying in the shower but then baby keep came on and fixed me

i miss my best fucking friend. it’s been 5 years but i’ll carry you with me for eternity. so so much laughter we shared

yup reminded everyday why im not on twitter cause why r people lurking so baddd pinche mal ojo

hot chonate

bout to fuck up some feta

crashing out in real time

when will i get through this phase of hating everyone and everything 😔

i love hearting ig stories, i love seeing ppls sandwiches, their coffees, what they’re listening to

someone told me my tooth gems look ghetto and idk i feel like that’s gotta be racist

man i can’t wait till i find em both 😕

my cousin said her job told her to take a day off and without thought i screamed BROKEYYY

“12 hour work day pregnancy edition” you can not be serious like

my cousin got nutella on the pen bro

111 followers

happy hump day 🫶

i’ve been called weird so many fucking times i just let it hit my ego now

just looked at my own page and it looks like i’m in love but im actually just in love with my friends

waiting for the release of 28 Years Later like

can’t believe i got him to send audios of him meowing

why most my friends be 26+ how do i attract yall

chat is this love?

whenever kitty doesn’t understand me i say it in spanish and he’s like ohhh okay i got u boss

the suspect in question

my cat wants me to pet him but if i pet him he’ll bite me but if i don’t pet him he’ll scream. i wanna be bothered but also i really fucking get it bro

eating shredded cheese out the bag with the fridge door open as my light source at 1am

i will literally never forget it

i fucking love my friends but i hate everyone’s actions lately like i can’t get any more isolated and i still wanna rip my hair out like what is the solutions i want to move states right now like

absolutely fucking up some dill pickle sunflower seeds with chocolate milk

i can’t wait till i’m 69 years old im gonna be so annoying about it

Okie Dog loves you

there’s a guy at the gym doing pushups while in a handstand. last week i saw him doing pull ups with one hand. i just want to know what bro is training for