i just made the best soup ever, i’m going to be a soup connoisseur

should’ve asked for a microphone + stand for christmas so i could reach my full annoying potential

I miss being violently addicted to a video game

sometimes i forget i used to watch glee and that’s probably why i am the way that i am

and i don’t miss what we had but could someone give…. A MESSAGE TO THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

just walked past someone who had an ice skating rink in front of their yard ….. when.

haven’t been the same since i started putting heavy whipping cream on the bottom of my cinnamon roll dishes before baking 🫦

“i was trying to do karaoke but he didn’t have ‘back that ass up’” – my coworker

i love hearting ig stories, i love seeing ppls sandwiches, their coffees, what they’re listening to

me and a palm colored man just don’t make sense together

I’m like if a people pleaser and a people upsetter had a child

raw dogging life, no talking stage, no crush, no dating life, bed time at 11 pm. at peace, but at what COST.

Damien Chazelle's 'La La Land' was released 8 years ago today

some people really do have worms for brains

this is my diary

#𝒃͟𝒓͟𝒊͟𝒄͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒆͟𝒅͟ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

felt a bit too hopeful and gave myself curtain bangs last night. ask me how i feel 🙂

need a night of drinks, laughs, and a feeling of hope idk.

Come healed I wanna hurt you myself

i haven’t had a life changing sandwich in a long time and that’s the problem

when they have gray hairs 😍🫦

day before thanksgiving and my instacart shopper is a man. 😔

hot take, i like sleeping under my pillows instead of on them

i wasn’t lying

BOOMM SHACKAAAALACKA YES LAWDDD

just ate a juicy steak pepito smothered in garlic & onions 🤍

men are just better as a concept

you’re a baby daddy…. and you want me to be with you when i have *checks notes* none of my own?

i ❤️ pop music

me and my cat take the same anxiety meds

me this week

craving a cold brew

finna pretend I never acted crazy on the internet before

Me and my mutuals from Twitter once we find each other on here.

I feel like I just moved to a city where nobody knows my name

i’m tired of being lusted over, say you love me in the first 2-3 business days OR DIE!

my ‘hear me out’ is sal from impractical jokers

maybe i share my demented thoughts on here