I’m charging my Knog Scout (bicycle security device) after running its battery down completely, and the poor thing is feebly beeping as if clinging to life support. Sorry buddy!

My theory on Trump’s double-fisted dick pump disco move: he never got past the bouncers at Studio 54 and is still processing his trauma.

If the government were functioning, I’d be against a shutdown. The government is not functioning. Democrats should stand their ground and refuse to fund DOGE. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

Well damn.

Make oligarchs afraid. Permanently.

True, though confirmation by the Senate seems to be a pretty low bar to meet these days. 👀

@jmmkay.bsky.social 👋

I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.

Aside from everything else shouldn't the CEO of multiple companies not have time to take over a government

I don’t know if this is the plan. But if it is, let me rain on that parade. Elon will never allow Democrats to win the mid-terms. If the plan is not to get him out of our govt systems now, it’s a wrap.

In support of you, I join MANY Americans calling for a national/general strike in opposition to this illegitimate fascist dictatorship, enabled by the SCOTUS supermajority. Dictatorship nullifies the Constitution, which in turn nullifies the Feds authority to levy taxes. No quit, no quarter, 24/7.

Food for thought: He is attacking Americans. Just saying.

FYI: if I ever stop making podcasts without first telling you I’m going to stop, it’s because someone else stopped me.

But where’s that giant fugly cross pendant?

THE BIG ONE FOLKS: H.R.682 - To amend title 18, United States Code, to prohibit abortion in cases where a fetal heartbeat is detectable. #AbortionProhibition #CongressionalBills2025

Good morning ☀️ H.R. 722 was formally introduced on 1/24/25. If “preborn human” persons have rights, this allows serious consequences for reproductive rights, healthcare, and criminal law. It’s a stepping stone action towards federal abortion ban. More in comments #EndTheWarOnWomen #SheShed

Looks like [email protected] might warrant some attention from the masses.

These days I wish there actually was a woke mind virus to selectively infect the brains of Republican blowhards everywhere and pry their eyes open to reality.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

me in the morning once trump imposes a 50% tariff on colombian imports

Once they normalize breaking the rules to go after people who are not citizens of this country, their next phase will be to go after people who are "not the right kind of citizens". By then it will be too late to stop them. Don't let them normalize any of it.

Throw up the bird and stay at work. Seriously. Keep serving the people.

Want a great slogan for midterms? "If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you " You get the point. FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.

The guys telling you DEI is dropping our military standards... ...can't even spell military.

Dude. I'm Pissed. youtube.com/shorts/zBYoY...

The same people having a temper tantrum over DEI just confirmed the least qualified Secretary of Defense in US history because Trump liked him on TV.

The administration took down the reproductive rights website that women need access to. So The Skimm bought a url and brought the content back. Pass this on! Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com

🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨 The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected]. Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.

What is with his sideburns tho

Whiny toddler temper tantrum number 282,663 and counting.

Be best.

He could only keep his mouth shut for so long

Started / Going

Be careful trusting AI.

“Emboldened,” otherwise known as batshit fucking insanely demented.

I hope earth becomes uninhabitable to humans long before we make it uninhabitable to everything else.

Done.

Countdown to him irreparably tanking it begins in 3… 2… 1…

I’m in Japan right now so I’m obliged to remind the world — we don’t want AI. We want a robust rail system. We want trains. Metros. High speed. Locals. Cute trains. Efficient trains. Trains.

Meanwhile, he's serving cookies of him pretending to get shot. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Don’t you love it when that one person keeps sending you dumb shit and expects you to find it all as funny as they do?

I hate smart goals.

Meh.