What’ll I dooooooo…. @tlschampagne.bsky.social

- I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars. - Why would the lab demand a million dollars? #PoliceSquad

Here are two minutes of lowlights from Trump’s rambling, hour-long address to the UN General Assembly that Twitter is calling one of the most embarrassing moments in recent US history. Subscribe to zeteo.com for more.

NSN & REBEL: TWIN PARASITES ON THE FREEDOM SCRAPHEAP. [video] watch: youtu.be/r9hidJeSNzo --- A tale of the NSN, Avi Yemini, and the Spiderman meme.

Henceforth, all school shootings will be known as President Trump’s [School Name] Mass Shooting. It’s very important to him that he gets credit for everything, so…we shall oblige. Re-post if you agree.

By the way, would you be interested in our holiday gift set? All right, I just thought I'd ask #PoliceSquad

We already have 50,000+ followers on @bsky.app. Thank you all for joining us in remembering and honoring the victims of Auschwitz. Thank you for amplifying our voice. This engagement is vital as it helps us educate the world about the tragic history of the camp. We remember together.

- Who are you, and how did you get in here? - I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith. #PoliceSquad #locksmith

Hey @bsky.app is there (or will there be) a way to schedule posts?

We are on @bsky.app. Please consider following @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social where every day we commemorate the victims & educate about the tragic human history of Auschwitz. Repost please.

He walked around Twitter HQ unplugging things without knowing what they did. This is the governmental version.