Did you know that there were absolutely no crimes committed in Washington DC on Jan 6, 2020? Amazing but true!

THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP! You are the absolute best at everything you do and this is another FABULOUS example. You make the GREATEST and most TREMENDOUS pipe bombers America has ever seen. This one was SO INCREDIBLE, he evaded capture for almost SIX YEARS! Praised be!

Trump’s War on Woke.

Weird, it’s almost like MAGAs are all pedos.

MAGA can’t win without cheating and rigging elections. Supreme Court lets Texas use gerrymandered U.S. House map www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...

UPDATE: We have since learned that Stephen Miller asked to create an ad for DOJ. Apparently he told Pam over breakfast he “has some really great ideas for America.”

Whoa, the latest DOJ recruitment poster for Immigration Court doesn’t pull any punches!

NEW: President Trump named another building after himself today. Like with most of his iconic properties, this one was also stolen from its rightful owners after the independent (ie, not part of federal government) U.S. Institute for Peace was swatted with armed police and then gutted by DOGE. 1/2

IT’S WAR: President Trump to Declare War on Southern America As Soon As Tomorrow! “He’s decided,” said SecWar Pete Hegseth. “We had a VIP meeting on Telegram during dinner two nights ago in the War-a-Lago Saturation Room. 1/3

Did anyone seriously think that a drunk who invited journalists to his top-secret war planning zoom call was going to be anything more than a murderous dirtbag?

The post below got over 700k views and 10k upvotes (likes) in just the first 48 hours on Reddit vs 12k views in a week on right-wing X. Half the country is left-wing but if you’re Progressive, you don’t get the same product for your money as MAGA right-wingers do. So why bother with X anymore?

We all MUST praise the greatest President of all time, the absolute GOAT, Donald J Trump for his tremendous business acumen! He and his billionaire followers are going to make many billions of dollars, just like Putin’s oligarchs, by selling out to Russia! Glory of Praise!

I love my MAGA followers for how articulate they are when they pray to me. Praised Be!

To be clear, Dear Demagogue means “white birth rate” whenever he says “birth rate.“

If only Trump hadn’t deployed Sarah to a relatively safe American city then she wouldn’t have been on that corner in the first place. If only Trump had vetted the immigrant shooter better. If only Trump hadn’t approved the shooter’s asylum request then he wouldn’t be here.

It’s only a matter of time.

This is sad. Real Americans are just pawn to the elites. Soldiers should never be deployed to “patrol” cities for show. We have trained cops for that. Civilians don’t need guns, but they make MAGA d*cks hard, so any crazy moron can get one. Wake up, America! You’re being used!

Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns. Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇

WOW! America only goes UP under President Trump’s TREMENDOUS economic leadership! Gas prices are UP 42% from five years ago. Has there ever been ANY another President who could do that?

WARNING: I'm putting the final touches on my MASSIVE (well, 110-page leaked version of the Epstein Files. You won't believe what you see (or don't see, as the case may be)! Stay tuned

Elon Musk is calling for riots now.

BREAKING: Libs Fear Mongering Over “Inflation” Everyone knows “what goes up must come down.” President Trump is the greatest economic brain in history (he grajuated top of the classes). He knows what he’s doing. America loves and trusts him. His intentions are so pure.

BREAKING: President Trump's X Account's True Location Stuns and Shocks Nation Little Saint James Island, otherwise known as "Pedo Island," was formerly owned by billionaire and noted philanthropist Jeffrey Epstein. 1/2

OOPS! Massive numbers of high-profile MAGA fantroll accounts were exposed as foreign psyops when X enabled a feature that showed the account’s actual location. It was quickly shut off again when Musk realized the damage the truth was doing.

GOP Bible Verse of the Day for Nov 21, 2025: "Do not be of one accord, but separate yourselves by race and tongue." – GOP Bible Acts 2:44

Libs are freaking out again, just like they always do but MAGAs (more smarter by the way!) know that he is saying that George Washington hanged their photographs on the British Post Office’s lobby wall!

BREAKING: Ted Cruz to Run For President Against Donald Trump In 2028 Traitor!

What was really in those Epstein Files “Phase 1” binders? Asking for a friend.

America, ask yourself this: are you better off today than you were 10 months ago before Trump took his wrecking ball (sorry, "tariffs") to the American economy? (From usafactchecks.com.)

I made a bunch of calls to DC this morning and it really gets me that they dont have enough staff to answer OUR calls. But I bet you the lobbying groups for the major airlines have these senator's cell phone numbers. Thats who they actually work for. Their billionaire donors. Destroy blue maga.

Anyone else feel like we’re stuck in the politics version of the movie Groundhog Day? pub.gop-jesus.com/schumer-surr...

Because Trump and the GOP were willing to starve children and are crueler than Democrats, tens of millions of Americans are going to pay thousands of dollars more for the crappiest health insurance the medical industrial complex can get away with. Do I have that right?

UPDATE: Trump Threatens Penalties to States Who Feed Their Citizens With Trump, cruelty is official policy.

Imagine a leader going to court to prevent hungry people, including children, from getting food to eat. Now imagine a court actually siding with the cruel tyrant who is intentionally starving his citizens. Congratulations: you just imagined Donald Trump and his “great” America.

Elon Musk blames “inefficiency” for starvation and failed economies in dictatorships like North Korea and communist East Germany. You can’t make up idiocy this stupid.

Yo, MAGA, how does it feel now that Democrats are fighting back and giving you a taste of your own medicine?

BREAKING: Americans are REJECTING Donald Trump and his authoritarian power grab and policed all over the country tonight. GOP MAGAs are quaking in their crocs from New York to Mar-a-Lago! Sad!

How long will it take Trump to send his ICE thugs to attack Latino Dodgers fans celebrating their World Series win tonight in Los Angeles?

Dave Roberts might have cost the Dogdgers the championship by letting Ohtani, who had zero control of his pitches for two innings, come out to start the 3rd.

Whoa! This is Trump's latest insane plan for solving the starvation crisis he created by ending SNAP benefits for millions of Americans.👇

There are many kind and decent people in our great country. Sadly, none of them are MAGA.

BREAKING: Trump To Starve U.S. Children Next Week To Force Entire Country To Submit To Him “There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1. 1/3

For the record, here’s what MAGA Nazi bro did to earn the rap.

Nazi caught a felony. Sad!

Welcome to Donald Trump's Ameria. You really gotta love his TREMENDOUS management of the federal government!

BREAKING: Trump To Starve U.S. Children Next Week To Force Entire Country To Submit To Him “There will be so much hunger, it’s going to be beautiful. No one’s ever done it before but we’re going to do it,” Trump told reporters on Air Force 1. 1/3

“Goddamnit, President Trump farted again and this time he blew out the East Wing!” - White House Facilities Director Oct 18, 2025

Just earned another X Badge of Honor!

Why is President Trump obsessed with surrounding himself with the color of urine? Is he trying to tell us something?

WHOA! MAGA Mike Lee made a huge mistake asking people to vote on whether Republicans should do the right thing and listen to Democrats and the American Majority! Based!