My babies are too cute

I tune out more from this work call every time I hear someone say “vibe coding”

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

her A24 pussy has me busting everywhere all at once

Got the new Yuna promo :3 she is my most radiant commander

Ghosts (are standing on my pads) (Vincent De Moor Original Mix)

happy furret friday! we had dinner at kura today for their kirby collab :)

I’m glad that we as a society have reached the point where there are fast casual restaurants that will just dump a fat ton of pickled red onion on your bowl

I’ve had Garakuta Doll Play stuck in my head all morning so it’s high time to revisit Ponko 2 Girlish

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

When I play Orcish Bowmasters in Sheoldred all super sweaty-like but I’m bad at MTG

Guess I’m sleeping on the couch, I think I’m going straight to jail if I move Nebby right now

I went to Costco without typo’s help and I didn’t even have a panic attack 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

I’ve been out in public for like 20 minutes and I’ve had my fill of Christmas music already.

This deck is stupid and beautiful moxfield.com/decks/hHL959...

We’re doing a commander night where everyone makes a deck consisting solely of cards that start with a randomly assigned letter We’re all fully proxying our decks but G is a funny letter

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

Jet lag is so weird. Been mostly lucid the past two days but the second I finish eating my body immediately wants me to curl up and sleep.

I did the shredded cabbage stack at home. Dressed with homemade wafu dressing and Kewpie sesame sauce. It still hits realllllll good.

Uh oh they’re exposing the Reddit normies to Bad Apple now

Going to talk to an endocrinologist today about why I can’t lose weight unless I unambiguously starve myself. I hope the answer is not “try this elimination diet” (wherein you have to be so restrictive about what you eat you end up starving) but the bar is on the fucking floor at this point.

marisa

Didn’t snag a picture from the day I met Dragonite but: the lady said these were only giving these out to kids and I think I looked so heartbroken she gave me one too haha ❤️

friend was thinking "what if gummy dratini" so this happened... i also used to really like gummy sharks #b3d #pokemon #art

Primary care in this country is a fucking joke. Doctors can call in sick on you for a 15 minute med check and then they’ll tell you that you have to reschedule a fucking month and a half out.

Went grocery shopping on our first day home because even though I’ve been out of Japan for <48 hours I already needed a melonpan

why was he serving so much cunt

Waiting for a plane to take me home :( :( :(

Average Japan tourist experience

Downloading Crimes of the Future to watch on the flight home, hope this won’t be a poor decision 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Watched Together on the flight here so I’m really vibing the body horror at 30k feet thing I guess

DPSくん is gainfully employed by the Toei line

this has become a very important video to me

Nice view to have accidentally caught the last act of a music festival in the background (No I don’t know what that ghost is doing but it looks like it’s having a good time too)

i'm the kind of guy who will eat some bread

Fluffy Japanese pancakes :3 Strawberry and framboise sauce with pistachios and pistachio ice cream

The Eye of Nidhogg is a powerful artifact and as such is strictly regulated by The Holy See

EXBAR gave out Taito Station Tradz trading cards for beer card purchases and I’m kind of obsessed with them

I can’t believe glass is real………..

NO MEGA NO LIFE (very large very strong apple sour)

I’ve already made casual reference to the sucks and fucks scale at least once today so thanks for a new conversation enhancer, @telp.gg

I’ve been putting in like 3 hours a day on SDVX this week and my hands look like THIS so I can finally clear Ganymede~kamome mix~!!! I’ve been trying on and off for 4 YEARS!!!

presenting my new "Sucking & Fucking" theory of music game charts, in the style of the political compass. no longer am I interested in hearing whether a chart is "good" or "bad". you have two axes...use them

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I CORRECTLY GUESSED ALL 4 KAIDEN SONGS FOR THIS YEAR I can barely clear Somnidiscotheque SPN but I’ll take the wins where I can get them lol

Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant

We stumbled into a “welcome to Japan!” mixer for foreigners when we went to EXBAR to hide from the Friday night crowds. Guy greets us at the door in English and we were mega confused and just kind of sputtered, “Uhhh can we still go play Sound Voltex?”

We went back to the cabbage— sorry, I mean tonkatsu— place because it was just so good