me and the cat are doing “parallel play” together on the bed i’m shitposting on my phone and she’s licking her own butt

I’m glad we know exactly how many inches it is…. for ergonomics

Me in the drive thru: yes Cobrah you are very sexy— IS THAT A FUCKING BEATMANIA IIDX CAB

I don’t know how I’m supposed to roll up to the bar dressed as a “sexy NWSL schedule” but I have no choice

Drew into the Exquisite Blood/Sanguine Bond combo but was a mana short when typo had over 1,000 life and another guy in the pod had 57 1/1 squirrels Commander is wacky and I love it but also I am Not Okay 💔

This year is the fall I finally break in my Doc Martens, so when I keep whining about my blisters and bad DDR scores just know it’s because I’m earning the right to wear these bad boys

UNBAN LUTRI IN COMMANDER YOU COWARDS GIVE ME MY OTTER

House (Series, 2004–2012)

Slept comfortably with a handful of screws in the pouch of my sweatshirt which I suppose is some kind of nonbinary version of the Princess and the Pea

Everyone wanted to talk their shit about how they didn’t like Mega Dragonite, he’s too goofy, should have been more like Dragonair, waaaahhhh — then all of a sudden his shiny looks like Dragonair and everyone’s all about him. The REAL ones were here when he was BARF GREEN. 🤷🏻‍♀️💅🏻🗣️

I want to collect data on how many times I swear per Discord conversation just to fully grasp the extent to which I sound like that episode of SpongeBob with “sentence enhancers.”

After 31 years of life I’ve finally come around to crunchy peanut butter supremacy

People die, and Yuna dances When will she stop dancing

This shit got me feeling like god tonight

Oh yeah so I guess I can do 145bpm stream now 🥹

About to ruin these cute ass waves with DDR sweat 💀

They’re just typo and I tbh 🥹

Seared ahi tuna and veggies with dashi-steamed brown rice :3 it’s been a while but I’m still damn good at getting the pink on the tuna right

Just finished the main story in Z-A. Freaking love the game, but I want to feed Jacinthe to a Mega Garchomp.

I wish this were real life 🥹

Sometimes getting better at DDR is an exhausting slog, but I think I’m making pretty good strides

what if he said "I'm a cuckster" and threw you away from your wife

LOOK AT DRAGONITE’S BIG EYES 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Typo has been learning how to cross-stitch and I gave him one of my favorite patterns I’ve designed to work on. I’d say he kinda nailed it :3

Chat?? Are we based?????

happy furret friday! he is offering you a meal for you to eat while playing the new pokemon game 🤎

They’d better make some real Canari plushies. She’s too cute I can’t handle it!!

I don’t understand why people are so obsessed with dragging Pokémon’s graphics and I find it excruciating to suffer through the whining every time a new game comes out — but then again, I play DDR and that looks like it could run on a ham sandwich, so everything pretty much looks fine to me

Insomnia Google searches as I revisit all my childhood trauma at 5am

All I can think about… calling into work, play Z-A all day… mega Dragonite

Pokemon Center preorder came with a random plush of one of the 3 starters — so I guess we’re starting with Totodile!

MIKU FLYING ON DRAGONITE ‼️‼️‼️

You all are sleeping on typo, he’s so funny

Music bingo with @emuonyurshoe.bsky.social! (It’s 70s/80s music and we’re using Shazam don’t tell anyone)

A little over a month until I’m back in Japan 🥹🥹🥹 Dreaming of my 7/11 melonpan….

I’m having a little trouble believing I’m making progress today but I got a new 13 PFC (Snow Garland Fairy), I’m inching toward 99 EX on My Drama DSP, and I’m starting to see some more impressive results on 15s Still getting reduced to tears with fear over hurting myself again on 16s though…

I’m so sad he won’t be done by Z-A release day 😭 been a busy little bee with commissions

Having a bad day on Pokemon Live, a bad day at focusing or remembering anything, a bad day where I ate ice cream when I’m supposed to be avoiding sugar — just a really bad day

I wish I wasn’t so full-body tired after a DDR session. It feels a little lame that pushing 15s is this exhausting, but this is pretty much the first time I’ve ever really been able to go hard on scoring for the entirety of a 15.

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

GIVE ME A CHALLENGE CHART FOR VEM BRINCAR YOU COWARDS

Honestly raising my EX score by 1.10 on Cosmic V3locity after dragging my ass through MAX 300 is pretty solid, I can’t complain too much Bonus spicy accuracy, thank u DJ Noriken for bangers

“I said I only wanted to play charts that I like, but then for some reason I went into the DDR 2014 folder”

I won my first Pokemon TCG tournament today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I even beat typo to do it :3 My trophy was this adorable Pichu promo :D

Gay Avenue Pump Station

Just had a jamocha shake for the first time in probably 10 years and it turns out Arby’s still fucks

She’s HERE 🥰🥰🥰🥰