Had this groundbreaking moment playing Big Som Tum where I realized I was actually having fun playing a 16, which is honestly some of the biggest progress I’ve ever made in this game. Got a couple of really solid EX raises to go with the good feelings

Peak was invented in 2025 when DJ Taka wrote Meikyuu no Rondo

Please look at this amazing surprise typo got me!!!!!!!

Pokemon TCG Live paired us with the same person 3 times in a row who keeps scooping because we’re playing Gardevoir, and I think the third time they just like rage quit so hard they blasted into the shadow realm 😭

Pretty sure I accidentally made my curry too hot to play DDR without getting heartburn. Once again, fuck my 30s.

ten years ago today no one clapped

Can I just keep buying Lorwyn Eclipsed collector boosters to cope instead of talking about my feelings I know I’ll get the fracture foil Bloom Tender if I just ram it all down and give John Target another $30

Was sifting through bulk at the card shop the other day and there was this like 8 year old kid who pulled a (not especially expensive but very nice) card, and he would not shut up talking about its graded value. It bothers me so much listening to this regurgitated YouTube crap from little kids.

RIP to our trusty decade-old desk chair. Typo bought this before we were dating and I’ve been sitting like a fucking gremlin on it since I moved in.

Only real millennials know about the amazon lube barrel

I’ve been reassured about this truck driver’s penis

Oh no, that's German, for "the ICE, the."

They were not lying when they called it a vegetarian feast. Bangin’ spanakopita

Save me, emotional support 12:30am Costco pita

When no one has removal so you have 30+ elves and infinite blight

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

Catherine O’Hara???? Why???? 😭

Eat shit and die botters I got Ascended Heroes tech stickers AND ETBs tonight Dragonite and I will be united soon 🥹 (….I hope… the odds of getting the cards I need are really really low)

These might be the best scores I’ve ever gotten on 15s???

I genuinely have no better comparison to describe how I’m doing lately than this image But I’m gonna pretend the new Dragonite Pokemon cards will fix me

this is still the best hellsite post ever tho

250k Ascended Heroes tech stickers completely eaten by bots on Walmart Wednesday. I just want my Dragonites literally fuck everyone.

Thinking about this picture from a few days ago when Rinon learned how to play MTG 🥹

FINALLY!!! KAMOME SANO IN DDR ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Played Afronova for the first time in ??? years. Still can’t do the walk, didn’t need to 😅 Really solid PB on Neverland even though I’m insanely exhausted and a little zooted on clonidine

I agree, ICE is very good terrain for this bike

I really need to draft more Lorwyn Eclipsed in person. Can’t get enough of this format — it’s just so much fun to pitch 14 elves into the graveyard and then bring back an elf army >:)

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

I was informed that being old makes you good at Stoic 😎

Oh hey I PFC’d bag

I just gave myself a charlie horse in the neck trying to reach for a bag in the backseat. I fucking hate my 30s my dudes.

There was a 15 person deep line for rotisserie chicken fuck my big chungus life

About to go into Costco 24 hours before a blizzard. Good luck, me.

Cleared Lichtmaballs! First try :) My leg is feeling some kinda way about it and I’m honestly very stressed >.>

Quad flag on a DDR 13 nbd 🤩

Mom: we have Coco-Ichibanya at home Coco-Ichi at home:

I’m becoming quite sure there’s an entire circle of hell dedicated to getting lab work done through Quest.

The best (and perhaps worst) part about Bojack Horseman is that you can watch it 3 times a year (like I do) and it will still break your heart the same way every single time

I am once again in my “poaching tilapia in miso soup and refusing to cook anything else for myself” phase Really I don’t know that I need to do the ADHD/autism evaluation I have scheduled, I think there is enough evidence

This game makes me feel like I am 70 years old

I dislodged something from my sinus during the gallops in Starmine. Thought that chart couldn’t get any worse but there it was, being worse.

it me

found it, all timer good post combo

I’m building a commander deck for her because I want her to step on me

2 prereleases and 12 play boosters later. Not pictured: the 5th Hexing Squelcher I traded for a Bloodthirsty Conqueror 😅

Trying not to be depressed that getting through 17s on ITG lifebar is a legitimate challenge for me. I mean, I haven’t been able to play DDR at all in the past year and should not reasonably expect myself to have that skillset right now, but I’m still going to be depressed I guess 😔

I made Thai basil fried rice tonight for the first time in foreeeveerrr

They took about 7 vials of blood for my lab draw today and I’m still exhausted like 10 hours later. >.>