If you own stock in Heinz Catsup. You may want to keep that stick for a while. I think their sales is going to jump sky high.

Well shit!

Famous Quote: When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead. Release the Epstien Files

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Pull my finger… Go ahead, I dare you.

It’s Monday, do you know what that means? If you do can you tell me?

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Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Don’t listen to doctors. They act like they know what’s best for you. Salt Cholesterol Alcohol The elixir’s for a long life. Live a little.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Tomorrow is Monday. Ignore your alarm. Don’t answer the phone when work calls. Enjoy your extended weekend. You are welcome.

Been using this thing to track my Bluesky follows - didn’t realize how messy my network was getting. Pretty handy. blueskytracker.app

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Alarm clocks are the devil. Cast them out of your lives.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air. If you are able to get in the air.

ICE is advertising on our local TV stations looking to hire people. And offering $50k bonus. Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….

I am being followed by @mostlytruenews.bsky.social I don’t know if I should be honored or scared shitless.

Saw Trumpelstilskin giving a speech today. Looks like he is slurring his words. So time to launch a bunch of missiles.

RFK Jr says vaccines are bad for you. That’s good enough for me. Doctor, I’ll take a double please!

Did ya miss me. If not who cares… Bad advice for the day #BAFTD If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Keep escalating. Trump is an asshole!

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Leave all of your nuclear bombers out so a $900 drone can blow it up.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents… I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Cut your own hair, if you mess up, it grows back.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.

If you go to a psychic and they ask you your name… Just leave.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Party like it is 1929, because it may soon be….

Hey can anybody spare a million dollars? I need to buy some groceries.

I’m thinking about retiring soon. In this economy that may be the closest I get to it.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Kind of sucks!

Sometimes it takes a lot of intelligence to be really stupid. Or the other way around.

Hey I may have typo’s or I may just be bad a spelling. You will neever now. See what I did their? 😂😁😂😁😂

I pledge allegiance to the tariff… Oh the courts struck down all of the tariffs, damn. Now all we have is a dipshit in office that will bitch and complain and make more trouble that we as sane people cannot conceive of before he does it. FUCK!

I’m back! What did I miss?

Bad advice for today. Always start a long car trip with a “Big Gulp” drink and a Laxative.

Bad advice for today. Watching News is for the old and decrepit. Making News is is for the young and stupid. Be a News Maker, you may never watch News….

Bad advice for today: If you are looking for work here is a job site you can go to… www.usajobs.gov

Anyone interesting in applying for Secretary of Defense can attaché their resume to several Bitcoins submitted to DJT for consideration.

Bad advice for the day When you are in an argument and you are losing. Just talk louder and faster.

Bad advice for today. Always spend all of your money every day. You never know when you are going to get hit by a bus. Who wants to die with cash in their pockets. Live a little.

Bad advice for today. The best password to use for all of your accounts is: “Password”

Bad advice for the day: Cheese - use it, abuse it!

Bad advice for the day. Reply all is you friend. Use it, abuse it, have fun with it.

Bad advice for today… Don’t pay attention to anything you see or read online… Except my posts of course.

Bad advice of the day… Completely crash the world economy so you can “save” the economy. Except for China.

Bad advice for the day- Put all of your cash in a box and bury it in your backyard. If you hear noises at night just ignore me, I mean it.

Bad advice for the day…. Set an alarm for 5PM so you don’t sleep the best part of the day away. Oh the best part of the day is quitting time.

Today’s bad advice: Since it doesn’t make sense to save money any more spend baby spend.

Today’s bad advice…. Fuck it my 401k might as well be a 104k. Fuck Trump

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

Bad advice for today… On April 1st you should believe everything you read on The Interweb. EVERYTHING.

Bad advice for today: If a judge orders you to keep all communications thy you had on a messaging app about launching attacks on another nation you should delete them. They can only be used against you.

Whisper: The national security leak is coming from inside of…. Mar A Largo.