The wrong guy died today.

If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.

#BAFTD Bad Advice For The Day Prove that you are the Peace President by stating WWIII. With a bonus side affect of tanking the worlds economy.

Wow I have a number of authors following me. They must be desperate for ideas. Just kidding. I am an avid reader. #Humor

#BAFTD Bad Advice For The Day No you didn’t have a bad dream yesterday. It was Trumps State of the Union speech.

#BAFTD Bad Advice For Today Watch the State of the Union I can’t believe I said that.

#BAFTD Tickets to some parts of Mexico are dirt cheap today. You should go take a vacation. #TooSoon

#BAFTD I can’t tell if tariffs are good or bad…. POTUS likes them, but SCOTUS doesn’t...

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#BAFTD A coupon for fast food makes a great Valentine’s Day gift.

No sarcasm today Today every Blue State Government needs to call up their National Guard and use them to physically expel BCP and ICE from their states.

#BAFTD You can fool ICE facial recognition with this life like mask…

I’m thinking I may need to start digging a bomb shelter. Can I borrow a shovel? And can you come dig it for me?

#BAFTD When you need a distraction…. Start an international war….

My wife put a bag of popcorn in the microwave and it burned three days ago. The smell is still around. I think it could be used to hide the smell of a decomposing body. Now that’s an Unethical Life Pro Tip for ya!

If you own stock in Heinz Catsup. You may want to keep that stick for a while. I think their sales is going to jump sky high.

Well shit!

Famous Quote: When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead. Release the Epstien Files

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Pull my finger… Go ahead, I dare you.

It’s Monday, do you know what that means? If you do can you tell me?

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Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Don’t listen to doctors. They act like they know what’s best for you. Salt Cholesterol Alcohol The elixir’s for a long life. Live a little.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Tomorrow is Monday. Ignore your alarm. Don’t answer the phone when work calls. Enjoy your extended weekend. You are welcome.

Been using this thing to track my Bluesky follows - didn’t realize how messy my network was getting. Pretty handy. blueskytracker.app

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Alarm clocks are the devil. Cast them out of your lives.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air. If you are able to get in the air.

ICE is advertising on our local TV stations looking to hire people. And offering $50k bonus. Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….

I am being followed by @mostlytruenews.bsky.social I don’t know if I should be honored or scared shitless.

Saw Trumpelstilskin giving a speech today. Looks like he is slurring his words. So time to launch a bunch of missiles.

RFK Jr says vaccines are bad for you. That’s good enough for me. Doctor, I’ll take a double please!

Did ya miss me. If not who cares… Bad advice for the day #BAFTD If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Keep escalating. Trump is an asshole!

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Leave all of your nuclear bombers out so a $900 drone can blow it up.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents… I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Cut your own hair, if you mess up, it grows back.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.

If you go to a psychic and they ask you your name… Just leave.

Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Party like it is 1929, because it may soon be….

Hey can anybody spare a million dollars? I need to buy some groceries.

I’m thinking about retiring soon. In this economy that may be the closest I get to it.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Kind of sucks!

Sometimes it takes a lot of intelligence to be really stupid. Or the other way around.

Hey I may have typo’s or I may just be bad a spelling. You will neever now. See what I did their? 😂😁😂😁😂

I pledge allegiance to the tariff… Oh the courts struck down all of the tariffs, damn. Now all we have is a dipshit in office that will bitch and complain and make more trouble that we as sane people cannot conceive of before he does it. FUCK!

I’m back! What did I miss?

Bad advice for today. Always start a long car trip with a “Big Gulp” drink and a Laxative.

Bad advice for today. Watching News is for the old and decrepit. Making News is is for the young and stupid. Be a News Maker, you may never watch News….

Bad advice for today: If you are looking for work here is a job site you can go to… www.usajobs.gov

Anyone interesting in applying for Secretary of Defense can attaché their resume to several Bitcoins submitted to DJT for consideration.