When right-wingers talk about "protecting women," they don't mean it in the sense of protecting a person, they mean it in the sense of protecting a resource.

Them: I swear to fucking god if you do the ratatouille thing again it’s the last time I let you pull my hair during sex Me: Yeah, you make the soup niceeee and good

calling my mouse a whiner for ‘running out of battery’ and ‘needing to be plugged in’

Shit is pretty bleak right now. We need a new kind of cheese

Dollgirls always want the joint tattoos, and naturally I approve, but I think more of them should also consider a cutaway tattoo to a clockwork watch escapement over their hearts

This year, I played Small Saga, and decided that the Scissor Maidens, Rosalie and Maisie, deserved some art. I'm not an artist, so I want to give a huge thank you to @okaliz.bsky.social who took up my request to portray this duo. She did a fantastic job, and the pose idea is all hers.

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

i am dumb, happy, and horny. this brings me joy. i will be more of these, and i will be Lesser.

Force Fem Author: In my book I invented The Robot That Eats You as a cautionary tale Me: At long last, I am climbing in the robot from classic force fem novel Don't Climb in the Robot that Eats You

cheese nade

i've been drawn on, but i can't recall ever being written on. i've seen art, of course, but it never captured the helplessness of: "i have no idea what's being written on me - but i can feel some of it, and my mind is going in loops trying to imagine the words"

Me, looking at a cute girl: "Look at that subtle off white colouring, the tasteful thickness of her..." *notices tattoo* "Oh my gosh... She even has a watermark."

look at the moon!!!!!!! (she's being a bit silly right now, but she's as pretty as ever 💜)

empty, no thoughts, blank a pretty canvas

Therapist: "You seem to have had a real jump in your transition over the last few weeks, what finally got you out of your rut?" Me: "So... Have you heard of Dorley Hall?"

i like to think i'm squeaking for all of us transgender mice when i ask: "So where's our $8 million?"

I know straight people have a hard time drawing a line between erotica and porn, but in the gay world it's easy! Just ask yourself: do I reasonably expect, going in, that the characters WILL NOT process any of their traumas during their sexy/kinky activities? If yes, it's porn; if no, it's erotica.

Ratsune Squeaku!