Classic Dipshit Donnie

“The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” — Treaty of Tripoli, signed by the United States in 1797.

Government full of white collar criminals scales back investigation of white collar criminals, huh? You don't say...

What actual #indoctrination and #groomers look like...

Last week, MAGAs wanted a 34-count felon and court-adjudicated sex offender who is deporting/jailing innocent people to be the Pope. Is it any surprise someone who cares for the poor and marginalized is pissing them off? MAGAs don't give a sh*t about Jesus or his teachings.

Lmao, what a cunt...

Trump's executive order to gut funding for public media (including NPR and PBS) will cut off news sources for millions. That’s exactly what he wants: to exert even more control over the information that the public receives – or doesn’t even receive at all. It’s a hallmark of dictatorship.

"You'll have less of what you need, but hey, at least you'll pay more for it🤷🏻" —Epstein's BFF's economic pitch.

ILLINOIS… Gov. Pritzker…

#FreeAndry 🏳️‍🌈

@dennislyxzen.bsky.social Fuck yeah, welcome! 🤘🏼

Even Putin's bitch's south Florida home base came out... #westpalmbeach #maralago #handsoff2025 @meidastouch.com

Tale as old as time....

There is a Swasticar stock price below which Elon's holdings become insufficient collateral for the loans he took to buy Twitter and his other crap. Let's find it, shall we?

Please bro...lmaooo fuck you Muskrat. #tesla

Muskrat is a twat...

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!

hmmmm.....

Do what you do, internet.

"tHe wOrLd'S gOiNg To ReSpEcT uS AgAiN" — some dipshit

Once again, everything #trump touches turns to shit.

Marco Rubio will be in Quebec City 🇨🇦 Wednesday-Friday (March 12-14). Given the 🇺🇸 egg shortage, please place however many dozen eggs you can afford in a very hot place until March 11th and then hand-deliver them to the USA Secretary of State. Let the Trade War and threat of annexation yolk be on him.

@bsky.app Can you guys make a "save" button for posts I want to save and return to? Am I blind or does this not already exist?

No room or time for feckless, spineless #democrats

Another day, another handjob for Daddy Vlady....

Dear universities, scientists, lawyers, farmers, workers, artists, doctors... Being silent won't protect you.

We had Russia on the ropes. They were crippled by sanctions. They had made minimal headway into Ukraine. Putin had to survive a military uprising within his own ranks. He was down to pleading for conscripts from North Korea. Then he played his ace in the hole. Donald Motherfucking Trump.

Where's John Wilkes Booth when you need him?

@washingtonpost.com resign en masse. The WP is done. Another thing destroyed by a #Republican #capitalist.

#republicans, you know there's a third option, don't you? You don't have to settle for being either dickless cowards or fascist cultist...right?

Wild...

I stand with #Ukraine, not with dickless, #Putin -blowing cowards #Trump and #Vance

🚨URGENT: Special elections are coming up in Florida’s congressional districts FL-01 and FL-06. However, many Democrats got purged from voter rolls. Verify your status NOW—either online or in person. The deadline is March 3rd! Don’t let them silence you. Spread the word! 🗳️ registertovoteflorida.gov

Has there ever been a bigger, more useless pussy than #FirstLadyTrump?

Andrew Tate has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

Peak Trumpvangelical right here. #maga #trump #republicans #christian #gop

A man who saves his country from Trump violates no law.

New malicious compliance method unlocked...chef's kiss

Feels like a good time to revisit this old gem

And HERE is how you can try to fix myopic/dystopian stupidity.

This is just sheer brazen criminality by DOJ. Adams gets federal corruption charges dropped not because there isn’t overwhelming evidence, but because he agrees to help Homan round up migrants. And Homan says the charges will be refiled if Adams doesn’t “come through.”

#PSA... these are the cameras on the #tesla Swastitruck. Do with this information what you will.

This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages

A #FAFO double whammy...continue being disgusted in yourselfenfreude 😆

This would maga.

Always the usual suspects...

Looking for some ideas of impactful signs about how an unelected fuckhead is usurping OUR treasury and government at large....go!

Magachimps 101 #trump #maga #cult #gop #republicans

@aoc.bsky.social please send this to your useless colleagues www.thebulwark.com/p/five-thing...