WHAT THE FUC K

( ... red eye in the darkness over your shoulder . )

ate without table i am going to burn this place to the ground

motherfucker looks like he misses the quiet

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( head in hands ( as much as can be said for a letter ) , seated on nearby pile of rubble . what the fuck have the last 24 hours been ) did you raid my stock of jello cups 17 minutes ago by the way .

letter some of the most intense but also highest quality writing i have seen in parody bsky, please check it out (provided you're not repulsed by intense subjects. there IS violence, trauma, and written descriptions of a severe and gory wound.)

this is what we call a business deal ( three dollars pop into his odd not-hand from nowhere in particular ... ) also are you sure because i think even medically for humans that much costs way more than three dollars

i be getting bored and interfering with the natural order and shit . fucking like uuu h . making stick bugs larger . that does sound fun

you know where i'm from i think an ounce of that could kill 17 people how much for an ounce of that

today on fun activities with m i might intervene in the collapsing of a star just to see what the scientists do when the supernova they've been waiting for doesn't happen

ONE DAY YOUR PAST WILL ALL COME RIGHT ON BACK TO HAUNT YOU ‎

[ doing this when jeremy looks away ]

Sorry if I don’t come back I’m gettin’ my guts ripped out and explodin’

update: so i found this one place that looked pretty suspect and sort of walked in . and god was this place a fire hazard . it's like they wanted it to be an arson case ??? like it was intentional ??? anyway i am not much of a repairman but i did fix it all up . yay me , no fires happening here .

it's one of those days where maybe i do wanna just break into a pizzeria and ruin some carefully contained conspiracy that's been on since 1940 about kids and tobots

okay so you're gonna nail me into the coffin then are you . terrific

Starin' at a mirror of myself ‎

i thought i had time ... i'm only 2350 years old ...

you changed a letter i removed a letter it's evolution in progress i don't see what's the . wait ...

i am adding to your joke it's called riffing . don't give me that look it's basic comedy rules

the gayshit ? ( hey hold on get that fucking zalgobleed out of here )

flat face friday and mine sure is . i miss my wife

do you want to give another one ? you have a permit now . no one can stop you . ( it's a zacian/zamazenta themed card sleeve ... cool ... )

okay so the bad news is you do not have a funny permit . the good news is i'm giving you one for that . ( handing over a shitty little slip of paper tucked into a pokemon card sleeve )

ㅤ ㅤi hate it when you look at me. i can ㅤhardly bear it. ㅤ

you are approximately five to seven times taller than a rabbit i think any reasonable wolf would see this as concerning

fuckign massifv bunny

we love someone with a realistic take but also i think they'd be a little scared of your large red eyes