[ thinking about kiane's onion soup but with fish before realizing that's just a fucking fish bowl in his head ]

She's green because she was trapped in a horror attraction for years. Get her out of there already! The entire place was picked clean and it's just her and- Mr. Hippo!

If you put those even a stone's throw near the restaurant I'm going to drag you in front of Vanny so you both get lanced.

TOMMOROW IS ANOTHER DAY.

Looks like things will be getting pretty turbulent for them, soon. Hee hee. I guess I'll have to have my own fun! [ Imagining tying Jeremy's shoelaces together and watching him catch the corner of the office's desk on the way down. ]

I feel alive. And soon, so will you.

That's it buddy you're going in the crystal

/ i did actually write that Vanny is a former employee but got "promoted to customer" some time ago. mostly because i thought the joke was funny but also to explain why she was shut down so quick. and also i figured that'd explain meeting clark and frank

/ kind of building along fritz's outright dismissal towards vanessa the guard dialogue i'm writing straight up turns her down before she can even ask properly

We got married.

/ my mistake the rat from five nights at candy's. i'll do better in the future

/ the rat from five nights at candy's:

/ ...yknow i just realized. im missing sprites technically

We had fun, didn't we? For some reason, the only thing I can remember is everyone's smiling faces.

Good grief, the comedian's a bear!

. . .

[ actually cringing realizing other people reposted the quote and it's not just him reading it and having it hit something deep in the stuffing ]

... I get it, kid. I really do. Stability is... nice. Knowing things won't change, that you can just stay put while everything keeps chugging along... ... Knowing that you won't need to change. Knowing you can cruise through life if you maintain the status quo.

/ i guess i'm not 100% on if that reads as "sad", but it's the only emotion i know fredbear uses- you only see it in ultimate right before the fight

Shoot, I must've missed.

/ as far as game canon is concerned i do think of it as a loop story in a sense. in my mind cassidy, charlie and the player (conceptual) are the only ones that would recognize its infinite potential and all the branching paths. ultimate route with a guard is the only "escape" ergo only "true ending"

/ 10 year old dragging woman he's known for maybe a week or two at most across the coals with him

/ turning it to dubiously canon for one reply in the same way you turn on a couple characters' ai to 20 to feel alive

( NC ) Honestly I really should've just taken the Foxy mask and thrown it into the road or something but I guess it's too late now

[ Well, it's not quite how it intended, but it looks like things are still on track. ] [ She's not getting away with it. ] [ Nobody will. ]

[ The plush finds a stopping point just by the margins of the lot. ] [ ...Before anyone gets a bright idea of their own, an unseen force seems to scoop it up and float it back to the building proper. ]

( ...Sucker. )

[ kinda like this but with way too much kinetic energy ]

[ ...Precise as always. ]

On the topic of hiding a thing or two... [ Hopping behind the Upgrade Cadet's counter. Rustling can be heard at a volume a bit too loud to be correct- by any definition. ]

Oh, you used to clip a lot more easily, actually! Hee hee. The old Freddy's walls were weirdly thin. If you found Golden Freddy you could just go around the back... and then, boom, you could swipe the first mask easy! I wouldn't go testing that now, though! I made them hide the chasers there.

We don't do trade-ins for those, by the way. It's tokens or nothing. Think smart before you look at other collect-a-thon options, okay?

This is where they keep the cakes, but I feel like it might also be a place of dark worship.

Call for help. I dare you. Cry into the darkness! "Mommy! Daddy! Somebody help!" See what good it does you.

Somebody hold me tight! Somebody hug me!

[ They're not in better hands as it is now. May as well make sure nobody's happy. ]

( Come to think of it, why don't I just take her masks away? ... It's not like they don't already know. )

"Nightmare shifts"? I thought she was working with Dewlap! [ sfxCreepyKidLaugh.ogg ]

Hee hee. Good work, big guy! I can always count on you to get the job done. [ Tipping his hat or at least trying but that shit is sewn to his head. ]

By your command

Freddy. Kill him.

/ reluctantly changing my banner to fit the rest of my frickbear's accounts

He's kind of cold blooded under all that braindead optimism, huh? Maybe I thought too harshly of him.

/ okay i'm not talking completely out of my ass! it's implied they're in the MASKS. charlie, presumably elizabeth and cassidy are the only ghosts roaming still

/ i'm like half certain there Aren't spirits in the others and it's just cassidy and Kinda the evil route salvages

/ very funny cass just has the wrong motherfucker here

You can totally just get a couple of them if you want. I saw Mike skip Springtrap and get the other three just for fun once.

The freak capacity is getting close to the maximum. Thank God I'm the only normal thing here.