[ ...Walking in and out of the building to manipulate Route Spawns like he's trying to get a 1% Phanpy encounter. ]

The parking lot is kind of like a gacha game if you think about it. Every time I walk outside there's a chance for someone new to show up, and every ten times I always see Vanny or Michael. ...I should probably stop leaving the building on break!

Please don't make me think about my boss kissing anyone. I don't need to know about his personal life like that.

// toxic freddy's owner yaoi /j

/ you think people are out there shipping the boss actually. is wario getting five nights at freddys ships. have we finally found a good fucking timeline

/ is this even a fumble really. i think he's earned it. like anyone else this would be cataclysmic but first life caroline kinda was running the distance with this jeremy anyway

{ NC }

/ can someone punch him in the ribs this time JJ didnt double-tap him

/ beetlejuice the musical thaaaats my goat

Oh, yeah, uh. I found about that Pizzaplex spot that's apparently not too far from here... thought I'd give it a look, uh- a rumor I heard floating around the break room is that we might see some faces from there soon? ... Kinda cool? I like, uh- I like their Music Men. Very funny.

/ they got monty in frickbears now. think you have to time a flashlight stun when he poses with his glasses down so you don't get mutilated. finally, respect for my goat

Okay guys, just remember. If everything goes south, we GTFO. WE GET THAT FRIENDSHIP ON!

[ Taking a napkin. Taking a napkin. Taking a napkin. Taking a napkin. Taking a napkin. Taking a napkin. Taking a napki

... She's BEEN like that? Oh, man... [ Rubbing the back of his head. It comes back red - it must be restated that this blood is not his own. ]

Oh, man, yeah, I- I saw the light, for a bit. ... Don't- don't get too flighty with JJ. She's got a mean hook.

[ LURCHING STRAIGHT UP ] 𝙄𝙏𝙎𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙃𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍

[ ...splayed out on the floor. a pool of blood is growing behind his head. ] [ it's not his. ] OhhhOOHHkay it stopped bein' funny...

[SCARILY ACCURATE TOY FREDDY VOICE] Right in the Faz-balls...

/ (guy who's heard one deep smoker voice in his life) oh shit rouge from lythero

Jalloon Girl? ... Is it- is it Jalloon /Jirl,/ is that more accurate—

I really like the gang at the new Freddy's. ...Well. "New." You got the original three, that hardcore Foxy type, the shadow monster, Jalloon Joy,

There were signs. Thinking about it a little.

( NC )

/ if jeremy was real his thoughts definitely would've included "you're going to have so much sex" in reference to this

/ i have considered doing a frickdeeby account but im already doing three of these fuckin accounts. i need to stop myself somewhere

Just started having thoughts for the first time. How do I stop them?

( ... ) ( The only audience anyone doing this stuff needs is one with a therapist. ) ( ...Oh, I have mine next week! Score! Okay, I feel way better about thinking that. )

Is she not naked under the suit

... [ in the exact cadence as dorkly sonic ] ... Huh. Neat.

"You'd do the same thing." No, man. No. I don't think that's true.

[ homophobic dog side eye ]

// another rabbit has hit the parking lot

Another rabbit has hit the parking lot.

So you're Jeremy! You know, the girl wouldn't shut up about you. I was sure the stranglehold I had on her mind was absolute, but somehow... Whenever she talked about you... ... I could feel it loosening.

X_O

Had I realized my dad was setting me up for failure, y'know, maybe I could've done something a bit different. But now isn't so bad! [ : ) ]

Time and a place, man! Gross!

Rodney can't even fly, by the way. He flung that guy like a javelin. I think if Fritz didn't catch him he would have slipped a disk and got sent right back to the old pizzeria. ... I dunno why we didn't try to stop him. Must've been a bad first impression.

Mike did this verbatim when we got Rodney for the first time. Haven't recovered from it.

Sometimes I take an overtime shift with nobody active and just try to grind Fredsweeper out. ... I don't usually get paid much during it. [ :( ]

/ JUST FUCKING KILLED HIM?

/ waiiit dude i could totally do the boss

... And there's still only one of me, Mike and Fritz, right? This, uh- this... ensemble... it's just a her and Vanny thing?

[ NC ] "It's not a gay thing," and other jokes to tell yourself,