... Do you think if that's still on I could[ SLAMMING HIS HANDS OVER HIS MOUTH ]

/ ain't he charming

/ can't blame a bark for trying...

/ ohhh fuck me blind is there not a like. dump of all the frickbears dialogue on a text or an ao3 fanfic thing or a tumblr somewhere. do i really have to pause and unpause a video to get every line. Fuuuuck

[ holly. ] jeremy and carolynn will forever kill me bc there's something so SPECIFICALLY funny about guy who says gee whiz and girl who says hoo lordie

I didn't realize this actually would work for anyone. Like, I think I'm pretty spiffy with the bandages off, [ kill him ] but *on*? People *like* this? ... I just didn't realize, uh- people... have taste! Yeah. Mhmm.

[ ?C ] Just pass me like a blunt I already look half the part

[ ...Hiding what little of his face is visible with his hands. What the... ]

/ talking to nobody btw ↓

... Can she say that?

... Oh, she didn't see the penis meter? Cowabummer.

(Smugly giving an aside to the camera) She doesn't know about THE PENIS METER

Not like that.

/ "account made two minutes ago" fuck off man /LH

... Glad I looked outside before locking the door. Holy crap, I would've been soaked!

/ oh wow okay

/ i dont think vanessa saying "it'd be a lie" meant More than a ps3 but jeremy doesnt have to realize that

[ NC ] I can't believe she's outdicking all of us. What a trooper!

... Good for her.

I don't like that they both jumped on that immediately. What does that mean. [ ...Thankfully, it seems the rule of threes has chosen another vessel to call its own. ]

Wh- Hang on, what? "Good to know"??

Yuuuup.

my dick long like a PS3

/ kinduv a dumb question but like. when you go to salvage animatronics are you doing that right after your shift at 6am or is that like. before the shift starts but still AT night. cuz it feels like the progression should be "finish shift -> salvage -> next night" and everything kinda points -

/ oh yeah did you know. if you do the good and evil endings in tandem but forget the talbert files you'll be confronted with the choice to help vanny or michael right. if you back out of- i think michael? at the very end you'll get an entirely different dialogue set which also includes the boss

costco hotgog

// vanny x nightguards (excluding fritz he's an asshole to her FUCK him /lh) is cute when it comes to jeremy and vanessa but with mike i just imagine him like

Fiddle-di-dee. That'll require PTO I don't have.

/ another car accident for the hospital bill will immediately besiege him if he runs right now when she isn't even out there .

[ On your soul the only thing I know about Half-Life anything is the G-Man is in it. ]

// whating

Is the Factory like. Larry's Lobster Claws LLC or something.

( Holding up a sign like a Roadrunner cartoon that says "You CAN trust with me animatronic maintenance!" )

// jack kennedy donates 5 dollars to the sex workers community "thats all i have" says mr kennedy

[ NC ] I think Candy and Popgoes could kill us for sure but I gotta make sure it doesn't count anything on Fazbear property or what. I just don't find them around much but I don't wanna start dropping my guard

/ Tie between Tipsy and Rodney by the way. Tipsy isn't even a fucking Fazbear animatronic

I dunno if I ever gave the *animatronics* thought like that before. ... ... ... There's someone in mind, but I don't think you'd like what I have to say.

{ C }

[ NC ] I haven't done anything wrong in my life but I think that kind of stare could fix me

The more you care, the more you fall.

[ trying to side eye but it's towards the bandaged side of his face so it's not really doing anything ]

// lets fucking GO

/ spookyrick dropped a little shop of horrors jeremy/vannabelle au which probably goes crazy if you know anything about it. i don't but i got excited

- No more of... this. - You just gestured to all of me.

[ slightly deliriously ] what went right for this to happen today?

OH! Um. Oh. Okay. [ ...The bandages over his nose are starting to run red. Get it together, Jeremy. ]

/ thank you for reminding me to toggle my content settings so i can actually see that. somehow never bothered for this account

Well, I never liked it all that much, but my mama always thought it could do me some good. 'Specially when I started the, um- ongoing... accident prone phase. "Divine protection" or something. It was nice of her, but it didn't change much, and... well, here I am now! Couldn't've done much.

... Do a huh?