{ NC } [ looking up from newspaper ] ... i feel like i've gotta start with copyrighting.

//

{ ?C } I don't mind.

// funny bit that i could but ultimately won't do: group chat that's just this account + the four main guards. send a single message. "collect my animatronics"

( loud )

The wh- [ ..A brief second of just. Hand motions. ] What are you /talking/ about. Do you /know/ how little that narrows it down. We're a /Freddy's/ location. There's more 'incidents' than regular business days.

( NC ) Ragebaiting her until she makes out with me to shut me up. Masterful gambit, madame

. . . They really haven't. I feel like we'd have atleast /one/ if they did. And I haven't seen a single one of them since I transferred.

..No- No, hey. You said they were a /staple/. That doesn't have anything to do with 'bringing anything to the table', that's- Iconic, and the /clowns???/ The /clowns/ are not iconic. You know they aren't. They've been around for like. A couple years.

[ ... Squint. ] ..I think I'd know pretty well, frankly. Which I'd expect /you/ of all people to know.

gghhhj fffuck. god

. . . [ RAPIDLY APPROACHING. ] Excuse you.

ᵀᴴᴱʸ'ᴿᴱ ᴿᴱᴬᴸᴸʸ ᴺᴼᵀ. [ actively calling out from like. multiple feet away ]

. . . ..Do you want us to salvage, like.. Gayer robots? What?

..There's not exactly much to take out of there.

This one's on you. [ ^ woman who literally agreed to a date with that thing ]

// something something gronnie bonnie wins the fonnie bonnie

..Probably.

I think the only ghosts I've seen here are.. the Phantoms??

... ..Huh.

.. The [ ... Rubbing at her eyes. ] The what

{ NC } I think if I had a little me I'd just kind of carry her around and flash her at people like a cop with their badge.

//

[ holly. ] typo night then ?ok.

she'll walk it off

... Can we put that one back. [ Pointing at her. Like. Point blank. Like her finger is almost touching. ]

Oops. My bad. Hehehe.

Saw it. Don't worry about it

Cca n we leave the lights on next time .

[ HAIR FRAZZLED. EYES WIDE. COVERED IN BLOOD. STANCED UP LIKE A SOPPING WET ANIMAL. ]

[ holly. ] ARE WE FINALLY ALMOST BACK

ㅤ ㅤfreddeity got no game when it comes to the real goat. ㅤ

I?? gh. Fff. [ Deep breath. Hands over her face. GROAN. Letting her hands fall. ] does it HAVE to be the orbital butterfinger, though.

I FUCKING HATE THIS JOB MAN

WHAT THE FUC K

" ..Still think about that one sometimes. It's just.. interesting phrasing. "

And I promised I'd help my friends... even if that means facing death in the f-face...

[ holly. ] entire house's power blinked right after i woke up. is that a threat . are you threatening me

[ holly. ] for some reason this fills me with a profound sense of hope for the future

..I've been worse.

[ ..sniff. Wiping her fresh bloody nose on her /arm/- not her sleeve. ]

[ <= woman who would fight god for her friends i think . ]

[ ..Nod. Tossing open the front doors and marching in with all the conviction of a woman charging headfirst into Hell. . . . Frankly she's kinda giving off the impression that atleast someone's gonna die in there for napkins? ]

..Well. Yeah. . . . ..you uh. Need a napkin, or something?

..Just thought it was fitting. The other two are shorter, so.. [ Shrug. ] Consistency.

..Did- Did you never know? Yeah?

Yeah. Just been a while since I've seen it. ..And I don't think Jeremy's caught it before.

oh i mean fitzGerald but. [ ..Point. Freddyward ] you see this shit?

fitz i'm scared .