$4.70 a gallon in Wisconsin this morning. So much winning!

A lot may be uncertain right now, but what IS certain is that Conrad's still running and we need your help! This Wed 5/13 @ 6:30 — #TeamConrad is hosting another Volunteer Call! Join us. 👉 Sign up here and let’s do this: bit.ly/conradvolmtg #Conrad4Congress #Volunteer

coachella deserves to be yeeted into the sun for this

I blinked for almost nine hours last night.

Congrats to the Waialua Bulldogs Surf Team! State Champs!

Dear @GOP I want to thank you for the $4.50 gas prices this morning. I appreciate your dedication to the sinking ship.

I understand it's nature and all that but if my dog drops another rabbit head on my couch, Mr Owl, we gonna have issues. I thought you liked Tootsie Pops.

Imagine the good 25 billion dollars could do. Instead we started a war because rich old men aren't rich enough.

It’s too easy for oligarchs like Jeff Bezos to exploit workers to enrich themselves. It’s time we say enough and make them pay their fair share #boycott

Whales are dying at alarming rates along the West Coast. Limiting vessel speeds in key whale habitat to below 10 knots (roughly 11.5 miles per hour) is a tried-and-true way to reduce tragic whale deaths and injuries. You can help: Urge NOAA and the U.S. Coast Guard to require vessel speed limits.⬇️

Happy Star Wars Day!

Congratulations to my longtime friend & bandmate Leland Sklar on being inducted into the Musicians Hall Of Fame! ❤️🤗

Down 5 in top of the 2nd? C'mon O's!

BELOW: Six good reasons why Supreme Court justices should not be appointed for life.

$4.30 a gallon this morning. So much winning!

Charlotte Cornfield! Oh my goodness! Great music. youtu.be/RlYNPkFyC1w?...

Everyone needs to know that just like DC statehood, all this takes only 50%+1 in both houses, though the Senate would need to vote by the same margin to obviate the fillibuster first. Don't let anyone get away with saying these can't be done.

Let's all share this widely to help educate the DOJ.

At this point Trump is just a decaying meat prop for the conservative right to fulfill their agenda of religious hate & bigotry. He could literally fall down, vomit up his dead wife, be propped back up & they’d say it was a Christian miracle. It’s a embarrassment to every American.

Now wait a damn minute. No way! #FreeMrsBettyBowers!!

Do we really have a constitutional republic, with elected representatives making decisions on tax and spend issues, when an imperial president can just take our money and buy an airline? We don’t have a govt functioning with the consent of the governed - we have one man run amok.

Public health pro-tip from the only lung doctor in Congress: clean air is the foundation of healthy communities. This Earth Day, I’m fighting in to protect your right to breathe safe, clean, air.

I like that my dogs need to know where I am. It makes me feel special.

Take Out This Democrat Trash......

The Coachella music festival is in the news with the minimum price of sold out 3-day ticket costing $549. Contrast that with "Nicolas" who is currently harvesting onions in the Coachella area and getting paid $22 for a $900lb crate. #WeFeedYou #coachella2026

One week ago tonight four humans returned to earth after traveling around the moon, with millions of us watching. That wasn't their greatest accomplishment. In this time of violence, divison, hate, and chaos, they gave us courage to hope for a better future. What a gift.

Remove Schumer.

Watching sports has become confusing and just downright expensive. It shouldn't take paying $1,500/year and 10 different streaming services to watch the teams you love. I have a bill to cut costs, end black outs, and guarantee local fans can watch their teams for free.

I am so thrilled that I was able to pay an extra $20 to fill my gas tank this morning. So much winning!

I heard JD had them ready to agree to anything until he saw Her. The Iranian delegation fled in horror when he pulled his pants down. Rumor has it the pee pee wears a smokey eye too.

Nervous yet GOP?

Let’s hope Sue never has food insecurities. 🤬

This is how it's done! "a core reserve where fishing is banned outright, surrounded by a buffer zone that allows some artisanal fishing — designed to allow local fishing communities to retain their traditional livelihoods" www.conservation.org/news/brazil-...

We wouldn't need a peace deal if he didn't start a war of choice. Impeach him now!

Look at the women at NASA. They are the ones pushing the boundaries of science, solving problems most people can’t even understand, and carrying this country forward, while our politicians right now posture and stumble through talking points. And they are doing it all with joy.👇

Can we stop giving Space Karen money to waste on blowing up launch pads? NASA seems to have the process down.

The 24/7 coverage by NASA for the Artemis II mission was spectacular. Congratulations to the thousands of people who helped make it a success. In all the current chaos, you gave us something to be proud of and that science is real.

Welcome home, Integrity!

Let's give NASA all of ICE"s budget.

I don't know about you, but I really needed the Artemis II this week. It's nice having something to be proud of again. The entire team showed what the best of us looks like.

The Artemis II crew members are the best of us. #ALL

Love the the Artemis crew. Four extraordinary humans: brilliant, disciplined, and deeply mission-driven. What stands out even more than their intelligence is their character. Kindness. Positivity. Humility. Empathy. The future of space exploration shouldn’t just be bold, it should be human. 🚀✨👇

On Wisconsin!

Great game Badgers! On to the championship!

Someone get Kegsbreath a suit that fits him. Maybe he's just getting fat.

A touching tribute to an incredible mom and late wife of NASA Commander Wiseman. The astronauts on Artemis II honor Carroll Wiseman, who passed away from cancer, by naming a lunar crater after her.

You all realize this is just a giant grift for the 1%.