MORE GRATUITOUS CURTAINS #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

I feel like we’re heading towards an ending in the vein of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf. #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

SKIBIDI TOILET! ::hangs head in shame:: #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

OMG I LOVE this character. Girl. Call. Him. Out. #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

:: hoping for a Murder on the Orient Express ending based on that last scene :: #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

Curtains Presents: Netflix’s Marriage Story #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

Michael Wincott!!! #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

The world’s littlest creep. #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

Creepy Doll is just expressing her feelings over the “intruder’s” “duration.” #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

“You got your Giallo in my Slasher!” “You got your Slasher in my Giallo!” #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

A director ultimately screwing over an actress who put themselves in harm’s way as a direct result of the initial gaslighting from said director? NOOOO WAAAY. #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

Curtain-Fu. #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

The title doesn’t lie. Multiple curtains…not even three minutes in! #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

I think “Stand-Up Comedy Fu” might be the most potentially horrific Fu yet. #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

🥺All of this. Thank you, The Last Drive-In. #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

Preach, Joe Bob. #TheLastDriveIn #ColdCruelChristmas #Curtains

“People in Florida get kicked around a lot.” Yes. Yes, they do. 2025, y’all. #TheLastDriveIn#ColdCruelChristmas

Woohoo! Almost Last Drive-In time!#TheLastDriveIn

She was an underrated force, and an absolute delight in The Invisible Woman. Happy Birthday, Margaret Hamilton.

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Boris Karloff had a career that extended far beyond just James Whale's FRANKENSTEIN. Here's seven of our favorite movies starring the horror icon.

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA was released on this day in 1925. May it continue to haunt for another 100 years…💛

Say what you will about the killer, their penmanship is top notch! #TheLastDriveIn #BloodandBlackLace

The music keeps creeping towards “The Creeping Terror” theme… #TheLastDriveIn #BloodandBlackLace #mst3k

Funny enough, the opening moments of Blood and Black Lace very much remind me, mood-wise, of Argento’s Suspiria. #TheLastDriveIn #BloodandBlackLace

They look cool, but those velvet mannequins have to be a NIGHTMARE to dust. #TheLastDriveIn #BloodandBlackLace

Dunno if it’ll hold, but I’m already more engaged in #BloodandBlackLace than Crystal Plumage. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Oh! Okay. Well, that about wraps it up then. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #lalala #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

I’m reminded of Lisa Simpson’s “Nobody outcrazies Ophelia!!!” #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

Oh no! I sure hope that he doesn’t leave and his girlfriend finds herself in peril and at the hands of the gloved killer(s)! #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

Another Marricone-scored film featuring a bottle of Jim Beam! #TheThing #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

This chase scene is giving Act Three “Heart Eyes” vibes. #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

The Sympathetic Pimp as a trope was not on my Bingo card. #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

Eyyyy! It’s the Phone Guy from Black Christmas!!! #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

Argento’s not misogynistic…says a panel of largely men. This is killing me. 😆 #lol #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

Smoking on your back, half nude, over the covers. As you do. #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

His detective work is as subtle as a sledgehammer. #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

“Right, bring out the perverts!” The rallying cry of many a giallo enthusiast! 🤣 #saidwithlove #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

He seems mighty inconvenienced by witnessing that attempted homicide. #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

Attacking women! Something sane men do! #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

::checks hearing:: Wife. Not daughter. His wife. Yeah. #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

Blood loss and mortal wounds DO make it hard to communicate, buddy. #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

This sequence is visually arresting, I must admit. #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

We have stalker, notable instances of red imagery, black gloves and knives. All of the staples in under two minutes! See also: odd dubbing. #TheLastDriveIn #TheBirdwiththeCrystalPlumage

There are exceptions to everything, and all of the these depend on the quality of the film in question. #TheLastDriveIn

Counting down to #TheLastDriveIn. Here’s hoping the reception holds!

Morning.

Your art isn’t bad just because it’s not selling right now. We’re in a recession and people don’t know when they’re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. It’s going to be hard a while.

We’re sorry, but The Void is full of screams today, so please try these alternatives: - headbutt the sea - have a dance battle with squirrels - write a bad Yelp review of the moon - mutter obscenities into your soup bowl