i should probably dig up my actual camera before i go to these places

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single sicko viewing

my mechanic and i both conceive of me as Golf Guy

went back to tortoiseshell glasses. and some images from my tumblr folder

in lieu of a therapist, maybe I'll fuck up my hair about it once again

A friend hit a turtle while driving and im being very supportive

✨

ms carpenter from fortnite

she was unutterably miserable but maybe i should reclaim this hair and glasses colour

i saw the tv glow hurt

bad and naughty smoke alarms get put in the laundry machine to arrive for their crimes

goddamnit

eating curry in my white outfit

most desirable bachelor

that billboard in woolloongabba that threatens "the greens plan to decriminalize ALL drugs"

life-affirming charcoal chicken & kimchi burger

you ever just hold an Advil up to the light and admire it's beauty

always a great idea to name followers after your friends

wearing a mask without a beard for the first time in a while and it feels obscene. it's like i'm going commando

new dessert place 🚬

who is the hero still hosting crouton dot net after all these years

great question

my friends got me on temu for a suspiciously reasonable price

had a dream about a coffee pod machine for lube. patent pending

Plight of an emotional support animal

lil wayne

big glass of lime juice/water, .5l ice tea, big bowl of udon soup, 2x.5l monsters. its the pissmaxxing diet.

George made some awesome stickers

i wish to make love to the vlc wizard guy

a nice day

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babe there's a new bridge in the city come look

Boujee Breakfast with @nulchar.bsky.social at Buttery Boy. The pancakes were quite filling!

municipal policy in brisbane mandates this ibis be my friend

lost my caps lock key so i had to replace all of them 😔

one of my co-workers gave us this thing and none of us know what it is

Seeing Nosferatu with @nulchar.bsky.social - OR Dad takes his Goth son to a movie

do you think this is is uber

its nye at sporties with @mrjoelybear.bsky.social and @adamjfking.bsky.social

hey buhdy

lmao

luv 2 make mistakes

Haptic is the only kind of feedback I will tolerate

how'd you get so cool, kim

oooone more time