My current job: The current job market:

So basically we have to just keep voting until he wins. Well, that might take a while given our current economic climate. 😂

Hey look those two Georgia election officials might get their money for that libel judgment they have on him now. That's good news.

Going to college and swinging by Blockbuster on the way home.

Was watching this YouTube video called "Fallout 4: All Sarcastic Options" and this one hit a little stronger than the rest. 😆

Without downloading anything new, where are you at emotionally?

During my walk today I started thinking about the movie Freejack and how today feels like that world. Back when I watched it I thought it was just pure dystopian fantasy.

So apparently Spirit Airlines left Seattle last year so no impact up here. I like how Trump is trying to blame Biden for this. I mean the cultists will believe whatever he says but people with brains should resent the attempt.

Uno is a game where having all the cards means you lost the game

I only flew Sprit Airlines once. They did a promotion after 9/11 that let you fly free on one day, I believe it was the 1 year anniversary, so I flew to Ft. Lauderdale, FL, spend the night and then flew home the next day paying about $50 for the trip.

The low-cost carrier, which had been struggling for years, announced it will cease operations. Spirit had been seeking a $500 million lifeline from the White House, but talks failed to yield a deal. n.pr/48ATetR

The United States is not winning the war with Iran.

Stop voting for Republicans, asshole!

Man, the last two bosses I've had have been total control freaks. "I'll let you use your judgement on how to do X" "NO NOT LIKE THAT! DO THIS!" Then just fucking tell me how you want me to do it and I will, how about that?

Post your warning sign. 🐅 💤 💤

Ooh ooh, let me try this. 🤞 Washington State is just Southern British Columbia.

Average German: Oh no, less annoying American troops to put up with, what are we going to do now?! 😆

Glad my passport is valid until 2035 because F U C K that.

Amazon just offered me a 12am - 4am delivery window. WTF?

A car in front of me was vaping so hard I thought that their radiator hose broke. 💨💨💨

Me everyday.

My husband's insurance plan slaps hard. Everyone should have this and if people would pull their heads out of their asses and vote for Bernie's and Elizabeth's we fucking would.

Yeah, that didn't work out too well for them last time. 😂

I switched to my hubby's insurance. It's nice being able to order the STD panel without the $150 charge at the end. Tiger is 💯. Murrrrrrr

Now Trump is talking about how amazing he is. This whole fucking thing is absurd.

Trump's word of the day is.... Percent. He said it about a dozen times in 2 minutes.

Now Trump is comparing himself to John F. Kennedy.

Breaking: Kash Patel is NOT drunk tonight.

Trump gets on TV and says "See, this is why we need my new ballroom!" Fuck an A.

Preliminary reports are that it was a 30 year old man from Los Angeles, CA.

Whoops.

CNN is running video of Trump falling down on the way out during the evacuation.

🚨 Chaotic footage of Donald Trump and other officials being evacuated from the White House Correspondents' Dinner

Breaking: Potential shooting incident at White House correspondence dinner just now.

Owwweeeee! That's a spicy meatball!

Hey it's @grimmycoyote.bsky.social having a routine conversation with a "spore beast".

5 weeks into this job from hell. It honestly feels like I've spent the last year in jail. But I keep doing it because I know people are getting fucked over in the job market right now and I have to just keep grinding it out. My hubby has been a lifesaver helping reconstruct this shithole system...

This scene from Idocracy is happening way too damn often for me now when I go by a fast food joint.

Except that isn't how math works.

Apparently that photo of Trump sleeping at a press conference was fake, but it's still funny as hell.

Support for impeaching Trump is at 55%, according to a new Strength In Numbers/ @Verasight.io poll, with 37% of adults opposed. Crucially 1 in 5 of Trump’s own voters support impeachment. Read and share: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-22...

Good question.

Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek. "He's not dead, he just went home." -Agent K, Men in Black

If we get FDR numbers we need a FDR like president.

It's not YC's but it's all we got.

New car. Paper plate. Let's roll! #DangerZone 😆

"You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a carved image... You shall not bow down to them or serve them". Exodus 20:3–5