Oooooh, that's going to sting when he hears about that. :D

I'm shocked to learn that there is no major coordinated Seattle No Kings protest scheduled for Saturday. Nothing at Seattle Center, nothing at UW and nothing in Cap Hill. Anyone else know something I don't??

I get my news from a reliable source

A reminder that white nationalism isn't just abhorrent, it's stupid.

Walk aside the true folk, and let the traitors stay.

The only medals this guy will ever wear are those won by others.

He should take more aspirin, lots more aspirin.

Sweet E-Mail T-Mobile. Thanks. :D

Decisions, decisions. 😂 🅰️

Say you're a fascist dictator without saying you're a fascist dictator.

Did you say... 38 thousand?

If you were to take the TV show "The Office" and combine it with the movie "Suicide Squad" you would have the video game "Dispatch". It's expensive but it's worth the purchase.

To "Do" list today: 1) Find twink bun 🐇 2) Make sticky 😂

Next weekend, No Kings protest. Draggy and I will be there again. And we'll keep coming back until democracy is restored. I want my friends (Canada, EU, Australia, etc.) back and I'm not taking "No" for an answer. I'll fight for it the rest of my life if I have to.

I got to meet Rev. Jesse Jackson when he was visiting my college campus to protest the state amendment that banned same sex marriage. He's the reason I became a socialist liberal. Just 15 minutes of talking to him changed my entire life. From the bottom of my heart, thank you, sir.

Cats are smart. Here's the receipt. www.youtube.com/shorts/eRSLN...

Honestly if it was me I'd let Canada win because if the US wins they have to go meet Trump and screw that.

The Supreme Court tried to save him from himself, but he's too stupid to grab the life preserver.

The United States Supreme Court ruled that Canada isn't actually an enemy. Wow! Amazing insight! Well done guys.

🚨#BREAKING President Trump has just officially ordered the government to release classified files on aliens, UFOs, extraterrestrial life, and unidentified aerial phenomena.

Holy grapple! 😂

"Rocket 69. It's a 2 seater." -Diamond City Radio DJ Fallout 4 #QuoteOTD

Was watching this YouTube video called "Fallout 4: All Sarcastic Options" and this one hit a little stronger than the rest. 😆

Best description of a coyote yet.

How to seduce @grimmycoyote.bsky.social. I hear this works every time.

The Next Titanic? This Couple on a Bremerton Ferry is Raw-Dogging in a 2002 Toyota Corolla: tinyurl.com/yvmkdvjm

Library card design for King County. #FurriesRead! 😂

They are required to ignore illegal orders.

Just noticed this...

Wonderful sign out at the parade today. 💙💚

Shout out to Zepbound for helping me lose enough weight over the last year so I could wear my Seahawks jersey over my jacket so I wouldn't freeze this morning. It's great, but expensive, stuff. Highly recommended.

PASSED: the House just passed the resolution to end Trump's tariffs on Canada. Not many crosses from Republicans, a lot of vulnerable incumbents took a dumb vote here to stick with Trump and GOP leadership. Goes to the Senate, which is likely to pass it. Will share the vote sheet when I have it!

It's time, Canada. You'll be greeted as liberators

A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child. n.pr/4tx7oVq

"Russian warship, go fuck yourself." How's that?

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Highlights from today. #Seahawks

Yeah that's cool I've always wanted my $400 official game non-replica Seahawks jersey to smell like cheap weed. Thanks bro!

Busses are all messed up so ending up taking a detour via SouthCenter.

Wow

Getting ready downtown, Hawks incoming! 🕊️

Morning Blitz, I'll try knot to think naughty thoughts about you. 😂

Just heard in the crowd: "I'm not gay, but I would suck Darnold's dick in front of everyone if he was here right now."

See Trump this is PROPER deployment of a States' National Guard, douchbag. Go #Seahawks Fuck I.C.E.

Pretty decent seats. #Seahawks #12

Lol, morning Seattle. #Seahawks

Me: *applies for a bunch of jobs I'm qualified to do* Email: Hi Bastian, are you interested in applying for a job that has nothing to do with your skillset and would never be hired to do? Call me!

I just saw a pro ICE commercial on CNN and it felt very fascist... Basically it was "just shut up and let us do our job and keep you safe".

Age verification? This man was President of the United States