I am way too big for small spaces. Someone should make a travel size version of me.

All of us.... every single last one of us... are descended from immigrants. And without it, this country would just be a bunch of uninhabited islands on the edge of the world. Everything that built this country... and everything it is... springs from that. And we should embrace it, not decry it.

Hope you had a happy birthday, MLK. We're currently living in a nightmare, but keep dreaming, king.

The category is "Who is in the Epstein Files?". Anybody want to have a go?

My mom was cleaning some stuff around the house and, guys, a relic was just found. Wonder around what year this was?

Whadd'ya think?

Most people when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna go to a gym and get fit." My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."

Welcome to what might possibly be the last normal* year. *Normal for post-COVID standards.

And so ends the last day of 2025. Let us leave everything negative in the past. *someone whispers in my ear* ......What'd'ya mean Trump is still gonna be president into next year?!?! Well, you know what they say, "Out with the old, in with the......slightly.....less....old."

My New Year's resolution is to leave the country. And then sadly return. All this to say I wanna travel outside of the U.S.

Dr. Teal is on the Epsom list.

Good night, everyone! I'm currently in my bed, about to be humsnug as a humbug in a humrug.

Every one's telling me to merry christmas, but they keep calling her a ho, and now I don't know what to believe.

My iPhone is "Mike Wazowski"ing me in my cover photo.

This is how wild my hair got back in the pandemic days. I look like "Marv" from "Home Alone".

You know what I miss? Driving around the neighborhood looking for a decorated house and then tuning the car radio to a certain station to watch the Christmas lights sync up to the music.

I was shopping at Meijer a couple of days ago and I heard an instrumental Christmas song on the overhead speakers that sounded like it belonged in a SpongeBob episode. I shazamed it and found out it was this song.

I got my Spotify Wrapped (I'm not changing from Spotify, shut up) and, yeah, I'm definitely an old soul. So much so that Spotify says my listening age is 56. I feel like it sometimes. Let us remind the viewers at home that I am 30. I refuse to listen to new music (and you can forget about AI music.)

We're halfway done with December and, thus, the year. Not only have I, once again, rethemed my Bluesky account for the holidays, but also my @spacehey.com profile. Go ahead and check it out when you get the chance. You might just get in the Christmas mood if you aren't already spacehey.com/nevetsboy

All horny white people on the internet are nutcrackers.

If Donald Trump was a Christmas caroler: ⁽ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ "ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ᶜˡᵃᵘˢ ᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵀᵒʷⁿ"⁾ ♫"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪ ♪"𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 ℎ𝑜𝑎𝑥"♫ ♫"𝐼𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠-𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪ ♫"𝑁𝑜-𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑘𝑠"♪ ♪"𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑡𝑎𝑙-𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎-𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛"♫

You know who I think @geoffkeighley.bsky.social should have show up at #TheGameAwards "Muppet"-wise next year? Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. I get it's a huge departure from the traditional "Muppets" cast (and I'd still prefer Kermit and Fozzie Bear next year), but, think about it.

If you ask me, @geoffkeighley.bsky.social should just outright buy "The Muppets" franchise from Disney. #TheGameAwards

Muppets make me happy. #TheGameAwards

Why are people donating to #TheGameAwards live stream?

I'm currently watching #TheGameAwards on my #NintendoSwitch.

I'm watching #TheGameAwards rn. My prediction: I hope to see Kermit and Fozzie Bear present an award.

McRib is the "Die Hard" of McDonald's sandwiches. I shall be elaborating on this no further.

It's that time of the year again, and I, once again, must share with you all the timeless YouTube Poop that I consider to be a "Christmas Classic".

BTW, the Epstein Files are in here.

You know what? I am just about ready to listen to some Christmas music now. Just don't make me have to hear that god-awful Mariah Carey song.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! I'm not sure if I'm eating to be thankful or eating my feelings away.

"No Kings", except for, of course,.......

You can't spell "Russia" without the letters U.S.A.

Y'know, I don't fully trust people that have their own island named after themselves. I mean, Grimace has his own island named after himself. Now, I'm not saying Grimace is the "Epstein" of "McDonaldland", but I am saying there's a reason he and Ronald McDonald hang out a lot.

As of today, Trump has officially broken the record for longest government shutdown, previously set by Trump. I think he should call Guinness Book Of World Records.

So, it's now November, which means it's "No Nut November". But it's also "No Shave November". As a result, I am not shaving my pubes, because, after all, what are pubes but facial hair of the genitals?

Look out; Father Time's doing his trust fall again.

Happy Halloween. Remember, if you see anyone wear an inflatable costume, they automatically get a full-size candy bar.

[in menacing tone] "Who dares awaken me from my slumber?!?!?" It was me. I was the one who awoke myself from my slumber.

"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem

"I was working in the lab late one night" Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work

Happy "Back To The Future" Day. What's more is that it's the 10th anniversary of the day Doc and Marty went into the future. I'm glad they decided to stop at 2015 instead of going further into the future 'cause everything after 2015 looked bleak.

I wish, the next time Trump gets McDonald's, he peels off one of those Monopoly game pieces and it says "go directly to jail".

So, the government is in a shutdown, huh? Well, I am also having a shutdown (I'm autistic.)

I went to buy an Ohio Lotto scratch-off ticket with some money I got change for (btw, I didn't win anything; not that that's a surprise to me) and I noticed I got handed this bill.