For the longest time, I was never able to understand jokes (must be an autistic thing). It was only until I got my job at Great Wolf Lodge that I learned how to take a joke. Only thing I still can't do is how to respond to a joke.

Trump has backed himself into a corner by getting us into a war that he started for no reason, which is leading into consequences such as high gas prices. Now, MAGA supporters are asking for him to do something to stop this. It's, essentially, this SpongeBob clip.

m&ms “Dissolves in your mouth and sometimes in your warm sweaty hands.” I can write a good ad slogan!!!

I just thought of something: "Alcoholic Root Beer"........isn't that just called "Beer"??

So, you're telling me Saint Patrick drove the snakes away?? Did he teach them how to drive?? Snakes don't have hands. How can they reach the gas pedal? Or did he just carpool them?

Do you remember when I went to Vegas? Another thing I didn't get to do was eat at Dave's Hot Chicken in the Miracle Mile shop there. Seeing as I never had it before, I wanted to try it. But, when I left, I thought, that's it, I'll never get to try them, because I didn't think one would open near me.

Apple, it is 2026. Why the hell can you still not text people via icloud.com? You made it so you can access literally anything else from the iCloud suite on the website, and, yet, you still cannot send messages (of, which, the default texting app is part of the iCloud suite.)

Thanks to Bluesky introducing drafts, I'm in the process of moving all my saved tweets I made back on Twitter onto here. I have about (and I'm not joking you) over 200 saved tweets. Even if I post 1 drafted tweet per week, that's roughly 4 years worth of posts. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒃𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 (ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦) 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓!

The word "libido" sounds like an insult that a minion would say to a democratic voter.

Single board computer…more like “Single? Bored? Computer!”

Mom informed me that, while she was shopping at Meijer, a lady at checkout gave her this. Here's the crazy thing, right?!? Mom doesn't even believe in Jesus. The last time I saw this was when I was working at Great Wolf. Ironically, that was the time I told a lady Kamala would win if Jesus was real.

I didn't watch the Super Bowl tonight because, first of all, I don't care for football. Two, the commercials aren't worth it anymore (I can watch them on YouTube anyway.) For three, I'm not interested in the halftime shows. And, for four, I'm not gonna watch anything American-coded.

I can only imagine Sam Eagle from the Muppet Show is seeing what's going on in America and crying at the bar while asking the bartender to get him another Sam Adams.

I've seen the new Muppets special and thought it was alright. Honestly, for a special, it could have been longer. Love how they got a "Muppet Labs" segment in there, but no Swedish Chef?!? I guess we'll have to wait for the series to be picked up (which will for sure happen.) Also, I got a hot take.

Hope you all remembered to wish Bill Murray a Happy Groundhog Day.

I am way too big for small spaces. Someone should make a travel size version of me.

All of us.... every single last one of us... are descended from immigrants. And without it, this country would just be a bunch of uninhabited islands on the edge of the world. Everything that built this country... and everything it is... springs from that. And we should embrace it, not decry it.

Hope you had a happy birthday, MLK. We're currently living in a nightmare, but keep dreaming, king.

The category is "Who is in the Epstein Files?". Anybody want to have a go?

My mom was cleaning some stuff around the house and, guys, a relic was just found. Wonder around what year this was?

Whadd'ya think?

Most people when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna go to a gym and get fit." My nom when making New Year's resolutions: "I'm gonna try every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory."

Welcome to what might possibly be the last normal* year. *Normal for post-COVID standards.

And so ends the last day of 2025. Let us leave everything negative in the past. *someone whispers in my ear* ......What'd'ya mean Trump is still gonna be president into next year?!?! Well, you know what they say, "Out with the old, in with the......slightly.....less....old."

My New Year's resolution is to leave the country. And then sadly return. All this to say I wanna travel outside of the U.S.

Dr. Teal is on the Epsom list.

Good night, everyone! I'm currently in my bed, about to be humsnug as a humbug in a humrug.

Every one's telling me to merry christmas, but they keep calling her a ho, and now I don't know what to believe.

My iPhone is "Mike Wazowski"ing me in my cover photo.

This is how wild my hair got back in the pandemic days. I look like "Marv" from "Home Alone".

You know what I miss? Driving around the neighborhood looking for a decorated house and then tuning the car radio to a certain station to watch the Christmas lights sync up to the music.

I was shopping at Meijer a couple of days ago and I heard an instrumental Christmas song on the overhead speakers that sounded like it belonged in a SpongeBob episode. I shazamed it and found out it was this song.

I got my Spotify Wrapped (I'm not changing from Spotify, shut up) and, yeah, I'm definitely an old soul. So much so that Spotify says my listening age is 56. I feel like it sometimes. Let us remind the viewers at home that I am 30. I refuse to listen to new music (and you can forget about AI music.)

We're halfway done with December and, thus, the year. Not only have I, once again, rethemed my Bluesky account for the holidays, but also my @spacehey.com profile. Go ahead and check it out when you get the chance. You might just get in the Christmas mood if you aren't already spacehey.com/nevetsboy

All horny white people on the internet are nutcrackers.

If Donald Trump was a Christmas caroler: ⁽ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ "ˢᵃⁿᵗᵃ ᶜˡᵃᵘˢ ᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵀᵒʷⁿ"⁾ ♫"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪ ♪"𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 ℎ𝑜𝑎𝑥"♫ ♫"𝐼𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠-𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑠𝑡"♪ ♫"𝑁𝑜-𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑘𝑠"♪ ♪"𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑡𝑎𝑙-𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎-𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐸𝑝-𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛"♫

You know who I think @geoffkeighley.bsky.social should have show up at #TheGameAwards "Muppet"-wise next year? Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. I get it's a huge departure from the traditional "Muppets" cast (and I'd still prefer Kermit and Fozzie Bear next year), but, think about it.

If you ask me, @geoffkeighley.bsky.social should just outright buy "The Muppets" franchise from Disney. #TheGameAwards

Muppets make me happy. #TheGameAwards

Why are people donating to #TheGameAwards live stream?

I'm currently watching #TheGameAwards on my #NintendoSwitch.

I'm watching #TheGameAwards rn. My prediction: I hope to see Kermit and Fozzie Bear present an award.

McRib is the "Die Hard" of McDonald's sandwiches. I shall be elaborating on this no further.

It's that time of the year again, and I, once again, must share with you all the timeless YouTube Poop that I consider to be a "Christmas Classic".

BTW, the Epstein Files are in here.

You know what? I am just about ready to listen to some Christmas music now. Just don't make me have to hear that god-awful Mariah Carey song.