“But if god resembles anything, let it be the larkspurs growing by the highway’s crest” —excerpt from “Transcendentalism I” by Rob Shapiro @rob-shapiro.bsky.social

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Meanwhile, in the land of the good guys!

Releasing an official statement about an “Alteration of Yankee Facial Hair Policy.” Truly, couldn’t hate this ball club more if I tried.

Canada by a million! Thanks to @mcsweeneys.net for taking this lil piece. 🏒

🚨jersey giveaway🚨 giving away all jerseys pictured. rover moon XL, all other jerseys L. bottom 3 embroidered. to enter: - repost - follow myself & @shopbanner18.bsky.social - comment/QT which jersey you want tomorrow i’ll randomly pick a winner for each jersey! go c’s ☘️