help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help

I need my vyvanse omfg my brain is not functioning right. I need those extra neurotransmitters stat.

I forgot my lunch at home, I’m freezing and I don’t have a pair of socks, I just wanna go home

I had to throw out my jimaica bc the bus came :(

One of my students just exclaimed “baby Jesus!! Baby GOD!!” 😅

Fuck u Klobuchar

oh my fucking god

Firmly grasp it

This year we’re not doing Rainbow Capitalism. This year we buy small and queer. Here’s a list of 10 of my favorites you can buy from, with links, plus myself, as I, too, am small and queer! Queer folks, feel free to add your shop in the comments and share widely!

Just chilling in the urgent care trying not to scream

Migraine so bad I almost started crying at work because the pain + noise got so overwhelming. So I gave in an texted my boss that I need to go home despite being low staff. If I’m on the brink of crying I think I’m ok to go home…

I guess we’re not getting teacher ID’s this year… so good thing I did my hair and planned an outfit…

I just wanna know who dropped off a giant bag of river rocks in my room with no explanation

I s2g everyday I learn a new queer term

It’s the year 2025 and I have been plagued with no or seriously slow internet/cellular connectivity. What is even the point of it if it doesn’t work properly???

Came home from my birthday lunch with my grandparents to my cat sleepily squeaking at me 🥹 I love him 🥹

Still can’t believe I found my hair stylist from two years ago through the wayback machine. And that she only charges $75 for a cut. Unbelievable.

Love coming to work being met with hostility and sick & vomiting kids

Looking for some trans+ rep that’s out of this world? 🥁 We do tend to get fewer scifi titles on our StoryGraph suggestions, so if you have more suggestions, we’d love to hear them. (Especially if they’re indie!) #booksky #trr25 #transrightsreadathon

You know what’s really annoying?? When you are in the middle of writing a post then you leave the app said app reloads and erases your post.

I learned this morning I’m actually fully allergic to my toothpaste and that’s what’s (most probably) been causing all of my mouth sores, pain, dry mouth, and glossitis for the past year and a half. Knowledge is power I guess. Who knew you could have contact dermatitis IN YOUR MOUTH?!

Progressive says my auto rate is going down by $85 but I don’t even pay $85 now. It actually looks like my renewal payment will be $57 which is nice. But why say it’s going down by $85…????? Where’s that number from?

I have one more full day at home to hopefully heal from influenza b. Antivirals are definitely working but it’s really perplexing still being exhausted yet not feeling sick.

The anti-vaxx movement is functionally an anti-daycare movement. Without mass vaccination, daycare will become a deadly risk. Families who can afford to will hire nannies, or have a parent (almost always the mother) forego income and a career.

iso: anyone with saddle nose deformity who masks regularly and / or ENTs who may have some knowledge on the subject — how’s it going? is there a way to be kinder to noses with connective tissue issues in masks?

People might want to pass this around if it's not widely known... "Animal shelters, rescues, and veterinarian clinics around the U.S. are ...telling pet owners to check their pets' microchips after learning a major microchip company is no longer providing services." www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...

If you live in: ● Alaska ● Alabama ● Arkansas ● Florida ● Georgia ● Indiana ● Iowa ● Kansas ● Louisiana ● Missouri ● Montana ● Nebraska ● South Carolina ● South Dakota ● Texas ● Utah ● West Virginia You should be SCREAMING at your state's Attorney General to drop the case. dredf.org/protect-504/

Nobody gives a fuck about disabled people and then they die. And they only people who care and mourn them are other disabled people. Then people ask why disabled a people are so divisive.

I desperately need my vyvanse back I’m melting into absolute despair universe help me

I drew Totoro from memory

Do y’all have any authors that you hate read? I definitely do. Mostly because I overwhelmingly hear good things about their work and I just know it’s bad.

My whooooooole body hurts

Love just randomly not sleeping some nights in winter it’s REALLY FUN

Remember when the pandemic began and everyone started accommodating remote work? Everyone began showing brand new movies and live concerts streaming? Disabled people had been fighting for this for decades. Now it’s all taken away. It’s not that they can’t accommodate us, they just don’t want to.

Woke up, rolled over with a “ooooh oww”. Got out of bed and realized I fell asleep on my Kindle. So ~that’s~ why my face hurts 🥲

Ooooh boy my pain levels today have sky rocketed

You know the Maxalt is working when suddenly you just ~hurt~ like you’ve been thrown against a wall. The things we do for migraine relief 😮‍💨

St Wilderness's four seasons of an abandoned pool, for the Southern Reach novels. Also being used for a (for now) secret project. St Wilderness's insta: www.instagram.com/saintwildern...

Feel awful. Leaving work and going to pick up a COVID + flu rapid test.

Gotta look more into future career options bc I really don’t think teaching is going to be healthy field - physically or emotionally - for me long term.

Think I’m gonna lock my app off Twitter after 30 mins. There’s too much nonsensical, conspiracy theory bullshit, AI crap, and accounts baiting people for interactions so they can get paid. It’s just 90% bullshit.

you ever take the long way home just so u could listen to more songs

Got some bad, bad news about my car this morning. One of my mechanics Don literally said to me “you’ll be driving a new car this year”. 😵‍💫

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‼️ My last article for Prism ‼️ As we gear up for the new year, let’s leave misguided #parasocial interactions in 2024. I also provide 5 tips of what you can do when you’re feeling compelled to support someone you’re in a parasocial r’ship with.

Recall warning w/ important side note "H5N1 isn’t the only potential danger that might come from eating raw pet food, Oregon health officials note. These products also have a higher risk of containing other nasty germs such as Salmonella, Listeria, and E. coli bacteria." gizmodo.com/what-to-know...

Gizmo alerted me to a friend last night! A Christmas opossum sighting!