//cw: 🔞 #BingJiu LBH who finally manages to win over SJ and seduce him. Only when he actually gets SJ into bed, he comes to the very shocking realisation that SJ has absolutely no idea how sex between men works and that this is even a possibility at all.

#qijiu ・dive into me・4.8k words 🪭 mature, heed the tags 🪭 post-canon au 🪭 depressed yqy x reincarnated sj 🔗🔽

Recruitment posters are so gay...

Thinking about my LiuJiu week fic and wanted some wife plot examples and gotta love that the first result was exactly from SVSSS subreddit. 😂

Local History Museum Really Digging Deep To Fill 2 15-By-20-Foot Rooms https://theonion.com/local-history-museum-really-digging-deep-to-fill-2-15-b-1825465467/

#BingJiu 🔞

Shaking and crying my mortal SJ fic got fanart 😭😭😭 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL (AND STORY APPROPRIATE) x.com/yujacha1340/...

May is gonna be hella busy my god, anyways

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight https://theonion.com/passenger-gives-birth-mid-flight/

//cw: implied CSA #BingJiu (kinda) Classic LBH goes back in time a long way back and finds himself in the years before he would have even been born. So he builds up his rule once more in the demon realm, you know the drill.

“Ms. Rowling currently poses an extreme danger both to herself and the public, and we will not rest until she is apprehended,” said Deputy Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Matt Jukes

Wip Took too much damn time rendering the face💀 I need to fix that habit #svsss #shenqingqiu #shenjiu

This started with me wanting to draw Zhuzhi-lang with big round yellow eyes like Jaken from Inuyasha, but ended like this. #svsss #ZhuZhiLang

Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already https://theonion.com/serial-killer-could-have-sworn-he-killed-that-guy-already/

//cw: 🔞, oviposition #BingJiu In honour of Easter, Monster!LBH should fuck a bunch of eggs into SJ 🔥

I've been reading heavy stuff lately and I'm in the mood for some fun. Do you have any silly romance book recs? Something along the line of Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish. 🤔

“We thought we had enough time to stop for a Cinnabon, but before we knew it, we were sprinting across the terminal in our space suits and the rocket had already fired up its thrusters to leave orbit,” said Cmdr. Reid Wiseman

i am always late to trends #svsss #liujiu

a comic with ads? disgusting! anyways (No, this isn't a aprils joke sorry) acggoods.com/store/mhuyos...

In a society that values alphas and betas, omegas can often be overlooked. This April 1st, we're placing omegas front and center at #AO3. Check our latest news post for details: otw-news.org/7ehh7trb

“While I will soon appear once more upon the earthly realm, My sole focus during this Second Coming will be various woodworking projects and not the establishment of a messianic kingdom,” said Christ, the Light of the World

As much as I'm enjoying SoS Grand Bazaar, I wished there was an item to trigger romantic relationships like the pendant in ToT. I had 3 confessions in one day and I was not interested in any of those characters and I felt bad for friendzoning them. 😕

Viernes de exequias por el fallecimiento de la pistolita del Zopilote #trinomonero

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/

This is like really old but I figured I'd post it anyway. 💁‍♂️✨️ QiJiu (79) my beloved😌🥰💚 #art #artist #danmei #danmeifanart #danmeiart #spicyart #yueqingyuan #svsss #traditionalart #nsfw #nsfwart #shenqingqiu #shenjiu #qijiu

Poke

Miércoles de perspectivas imperiales #trinomonero

#liuqingge #svsss #lqg

During my 2ha reread, I got to the Gourd of Debauchery part and had to imagine the lust one appearing at CQM and the PLs having to take care of it. Where much against everyone's expectations, it is #ShenJiu who can tame it.

#BingJiu timetravel AU, where LBH goes back in time and finds himself meeting a much younger SJ, who isn't yet fully broken by the world. Something LBH realises and he decides to nurture this last bit of innocence in the person who had once been his cruel Shizun in another timeline.

#BingJiu 🔞

Gao~🐾🎬🎞️ #leonakingscholar　#twst #twstファンアート

I tried listening to an audiobook about the Salem witch trials but the narrator had such a sexy, provocative voice it kept pulling me out... like... stop talking about puritans and fuck me, lady.

#MeiJiu SY getting punished by the System by being removed from SQQ's body and being placed into a random pet instead. While SJ gets put back, making it seem like the qi deviation from many years ago repeated itself to explain SJ's lack of memories.

Nation Doesn’t Have Anything Left To Enjoy Once Scented Candle Burns Out https://theonion.com/nation-doesn-t-have-anything-left-to-enjoy-once-scented-1847739531/

Fábulas de viernes #trinomonero

Shen Jiu was on a walk when he happened to see LQG smiling at something, and has been looking like this ever since lollll #svsss #liujiu

Jueves Taqueril #trinomonero

Spring has arrived & we think it's time for some new looks! ☀️ The 'New You Outfit Set' is now available ft. outfits originally available as pre-order exclusives in Japan! ✨ STORY OF SEASONS: Grand Bazaar is also now 20% off in the Steam Spring Sale! - bit.ly/4sfO2mM

It's not a day with SJ if he doesn't incite a disciple to do violence at least once and so, disciple!sy suffers greatly #jiuyuan #scumcum #svsss #人渣反派自救系统

Miércoles de noticias del Imperio #trinomonero

fought thru my perpetual exhaustion to finish this liujiu i love you #liujiu #svsss

79 #svsss #qijiu

Everything Son Got At School Book Fair About Medieval Torture Again https://theonion.com/everything-son-got-at-school-book-fair-about-medieval-torture-again/

【告知】 3/19発売のチャンピオンRED５月号にて 「聖闘士星矢セインティア翔 memories」 最終回「２つの星」40Pが掲載となります！✨✨ ラストは翔子の姉・響子の秘められたお話です。 読んで頂けたら嬉しいです。どうぞよろしくお願いします！