Ah, yes. The forbidden vibrator. 🍸

MamaJiu

BingQiu vs BingJiu

Beaten LQG is nice and all but it made me crave for pregnant LQG for some reason. 🤨

#BingJiu 🔞

Viernes de canícula y bolsas refrigeradas #trinomonero

Jueves de aires y esencias milenarias de carácter urgente #trinomonero

#svsss × cardcaptor sakura crossover where SJ accidentally scatters the cards and has to become a magical girl to catch them and then LQG comes in as the real heir of the cards and they fight to capture the most cards. SJ is helped by the card guardian Qige-chan

Don’t let the fear of being bad at something keep you from getting good at it. Don’t use AI. It’s not a tool. It’s a creativity killer.

Dress like your favourite bachelor/bachelorettes with the 'Bachelor Sweetheart Set' & 'Bachelorette Sweetheart Set' All outfits can be worn by any player-characters regardless of gender! Couples who slay together, stay together. ✨🐮

It's time to bring the winds of change to Zephyr Town... 🍃 Raise animals, harvest crops, craft rare delicacies, and more in STORY OF SEASONS: Grand Bazaar! 🐮 Now available on PS5 & Xbox Series X|S! EU: buff.ly/iyl6NAV NA: buff.ly/2FJu9Wk

【 main scenario quest "kiss the scum villain" accepted! good luck user! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ♡ 】 #art #svsss #jiuyuan

换我心，为你心，始知相忆深。 If I could exchange my heart for yours, only then would you understand how deep this longing runs. — Gu Xiong #liujiuweek #liujiuweek2026 #liujiu #svsss #svssevent

#BingJiu Home economics teacher LBH, whom everyone knows is married as he will constantly talk about his wife. The students know what Luo Laoshi's wife's favourite food is, and that they adopted a cat, and all kinds of random information. Aside from the name.

Turns out one of my coworkers is convinced that I'm gay and I was too tired to explain to him that I'm aro/ace. I'll just go along and get a lesbian flag pin for my backpack. 🤷‍♀️

🐱🌻🥺 #svsss #qijiu

cozy lazy mornings #liujiu #svsss

SEE YOU THERE MCM

I've been commissioned some Mujiu with Shen Jiu having joined Qian Cao instead of Qing Jing :> #svsss | #SPart

If he was slightly less traumatized and had a better support system, sj would love mean af mischief #svsss #mermay

Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesman For DivaCup https://bit.ly/4ftZis4

Secret Omega! #ShenJiu, but the reason SJ hides it is not because of his trauma or social issues, but because his scent is so strong and potent that it causes him a lot of problems with alphas who become obsessed with him when they smell his scent.

Finished my fic for LiuJiu week!!! 🥳

If there's anybody going to Anime North and wants to trade for some #CaptivePrince charms, let me know! I'll be visiting Artist Alley on Friday :)

tentative title for this #captiveprince superhero AU comic project is "Is it romantic if your arch nemesis knows your search history?" thank you to @pochocco.bsky.social for the title suggestion :)

🔞Mermay ’Shizun smells like the sea🐚’

🔞 #BingJiu mermay doodle

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 15,1964

Venga, autopromo descarada de mis fics de DMC por si alguien quiere quitarse el mal trago de Netflix. 1. El AU "que pasaría si Dante se encuentra a Vergil en el infierno post DMC2?": archiveofourown.org/works/70354516…

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 15,1943

LOVE❤️Hello kitty キティちゃん大好きですっ ズッ友ですっ

Eight years after becoming a true crime sensation, the murder of Haley Price remains as relevant, gruesome, and podcastable now as it was the day she died. Find out what makes a murder perfect. Listen to A Very Fatal Murder: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4NL9i-Fu15jSzioWta-9KOzXIXQKB4SX

HAPPY LATE MAID DAY 🗣️ #svsss #liuqingge

Damen: hey, so, you were right when you said kastor would betray me, i should have listened to you 🥺 Nikandros: then listen now... this sus blonde prince- Damen: Pookie? ❤️

based off that one angy mama duck and her bby ducklings meme—Happy Mother’s Day Jiumei! 🦆🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🥚 #冰九 #shenjiu #svsss #bingjiu

yqy away from the mountains on some diplomatic mission, getting seperated and losing his memories. cq losing their whole sect leader and strugglong to keep it secret while searching for him. sj finds him and keeps it secret. he likes the way yqy treats him when he doesnt remember.

//cw: mpreg #BingJiu LBH who, after escaping the EA and is working on his revenge plan on SJ, happens to find an artefact that can show a person glimpses of possible futures. Something which is certainly useful for an Emperor, so LBH uses it on occasion.

#ShenJiu The still young QJP disciples talking about their favourite games to play, to decide what to do later during their free time. Where little NYY asks SJ what his favourite game was to play when he was little.

shen twins for maid day 😌 #art #svsss #jiuyuan

1 month until LiuJiu Week! Time to start plotting, sketching, and daydreaming. We can’t wait to see what you create ⚔️🪭 #liujiu #liujiuweek #svsss

Bird Of Paradise Just Staring At David Attenborough During Courtship Dance

“Starting in the year of our Me 2026, I will be ceasing creation of the pebble so that I can turn My focus toward stones, rocks, and boulders,” said the all-knowing and all-powerful deity, who stressed that there were already 300 billion pebbles in circulation

Nicer Shampoo Tragically Worth The Extra Money https://theonion.com/nicer-shampoo-tragically-worth-the-extra-money/

GYX x ZZL 🐍🔞 „Ah I was afraid they would be pointy but turns out they are squishy!”

Finished my first diamond art project and tbh, I still don't know if I loved or hated making it. 😐

Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar has been nominated as 'Best Family-Friendly Game' in the Cozy Game Awards!! 🐮 thank you so much to Rokaplay! if you could spare a vote, we'd appreciate it so much. 🫶 we <3 you!! vote here: forms.gle/4zXZ1CWPFobc...