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Why do I see so many reels and tiktoks about how to stop people breaking into your hotel room? I've never been scared of that. I am now.

Lurpak lighter is heavier than Lurpak

I don't think I'm alone in thinking that when you eject a usb device it should fly out of the port.

I suggest we pick a day where, every year we all make this our profile pictures for the day.

"it's a Roman salute" you guys are going to lose it when you hear who invented dictators

I just reached a new low in procrastination by cleaning out the filter on my washing machine. It didn't even need doing.

I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West. Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.

I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West. Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.

I'm constantly updating this all the time as new Scottish comedians appear. So even if you've followed all before, give it another look.

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Sometimes I think I should post something funny on here, but then I just end up posting something like this instead.

I just overheard someone say "I'm his dad, I've known him all my life". I had some questions, but was too scared to ask.

What a day! Let's all celebrate with pizza crunch supper and 30g of amber leaf. www.bbc.com/news/article...

THIS THURSDAY – FINAL SHOW OF 2024! One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup: 📺 Chris Thorburn 📺 Amelia Bayler 📺 Amanda Dwyer 📺 Rory Spence 📅 Thursday 5 December 📍 The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow 🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

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I'm looking forward to when we reach the era of big celebrities getting millions of likes on terrible posts. That was my favourite twitter era.

🧵Back in the 14th century you had the landowning gentry and the serfs and no real middle class. The serfs all had a tiny amount of their own wealth but the system was designed for it to never get above a meagre level. The landowning class was chuffed with this.

I went to see Glad2ator last night. I thought it was quite good if you're interested in that sort of thing. That sort of thing being Gladiating.

Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry. go.bsky.app/JecbjH2

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Let me know if anyone you're aware of that I've missed

Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry. go.bsky.app/JecbjH2

I've forgotten how to do this kind of thing. Do we just say vaguely funny thoughts we have or something?

If this one dies, I'm done. This is the last social media account I'm making.