Walmart had gold puffy jackets on sale for $3 and they felt appropriate after the great Olympic day 😂

There’s a golden retriever that gets posted on the golden subreddit a lot whose name cracks me up every time. His name is MEGATRON. 😂☺️ 10/10 no notes

I know the world is a dumpster fire and nothing matters but Jesus Christ this woman has been dead for 27 years can you chill

The internet reminded me that Rudy Galindo and Kristi Yamaguchi skated pairs for a bit and it is sending me. Slightly related: remember his program with the Navy costume. It lives it my head rent free.

Honestly good sportsmanship where competitors are genuinely happy and excited for each other makes me 🥹

This really is a great picture:

ALYSA YES GIRL

The British will arrest an (ex) Royal for Epstein, but this country won’t arrest a demented president and others for the same. Shameful.

Dude why is figure skating just a devastating emotional beat down this Olympics Jesus Christ

Selling stuff on FB marketplace makes everything about where this country is right now make sense. So many people lack basic reading skills it’s infuriating

I watched this movie so much as a kid because it was the only “scary” movie at blockbuster my mom would let me rent. I can quote almost all of it to this day.

No offense to the Heeler fam but this cereal looks like shit…

Happy Valentine’s Day from my two precious dum dums. 😍

So idk if this is a common Heated Rivalry take or not bc I don’t go here but I feel more invested in Smoothie guy Kip and his bf than the main couple.

I dreamt I survived a plane crash on a work trip and still didn’t get a day off. I hate it here.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

I wish Audible had a “stop showing me Harry Potter” setting. They’re everywhere and there’s multiple versions of each.

I thought I could get a 70 lb 4 x 8 rubber mat into my car by myself and I was wrong. I was so mad I had to ask for help. 🫠

Turning my guest room into the gym so the trailer can go in the other garage. Do I put stall mats over the carpet or rip it out?

Ok I’m finally starting the hockey show everyone can stop yelling at me now.

Look I love Nolan Ryan but who actually wants this???

This is the first thing I thought of when I found out they were allowed now. Apologies whennnnn

I forgot Amber Glenn was from Plano. Hell yeah.

Every hour is WWE crackhead hour in this house…

I put Finny in the back of the car with a bone bc he wouldn’t settle in his crate while I was trying to work on the car. This mf climbed in the front seat, LOCKED HIMSELF IN WITH THE KEY IN THERE, and turned the windshield wipers on. Puppies are hell 😂

Me: okay I’ll try to be fun and festive today! Me 5 mins later: I’ve made a terrible mistake…

Me after Fred Biery handed me my ass in a big case: ugh I don’t like him. Me, today: Judge Biery? 10/10 no notes.

I will be angry til I die that all the pizza basement folks are ignoring the Epstein files.

Multiple people have asked me at gas stations in the last two weeks if I like my car. I must be the only person driving a Ridgeline in this entire city.

Can y’all not do this right next to my face though….

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Look I don’t know her. I’m too old and I don’t go here. But anyone who says “I’m not political” ESPECIALLY at this moment in time can fuck all the way off.

10 years ago this week I had to swear on my mama to the AAC security guard this baggie was only nacho cheese kale chips.

As a born and raised Texan in an Irish catholic family this sweatshirt ad appeals to me more than I can express 😂

Me: I can’t login to the VPN. Maybe I got fired. My boss: sorry, you’re not that lucky.

I picked a Libby audiobook on a whim and every chapter I’m more upset the main character is so ridiculously unhinged even compared to the book’s serial killer…

@ dog food companies I found your new $pokesmodel$ 😂

If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund

Just saw the Nazi fuck has been ousted. Great. Who’s next?

My thoughts are with Arnold & Itkin families today. I dread finding out who was on board, some great folks work there.

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Boop

And yes I’m just surrounding myself with more and more dogs to avoid spiraling about current events.

One of the funniest things about Finn is he just cannot figure out how doors work. When I open a door for him he can’t find the opening and just stands behind the door as I open it further and further. Like it will magically disappear. Precious dumdum

Golden puppies are the cutest. But also the asshole-iest of assholes when it comes to chewing on all of your shit. 😂

Remembered why I mostly read women authors. This dude spent a page talking about how this girl is the love of his life even if she’s not that attractive

So if hypothetically someone went to take a nap 4 hrs ago and they’ve never come out at what point should I go make sure they’re alive?

I pick up Finn McGinn tomorrow morning. I am so hoping he and his sister become best friends (after proper, slow introduction of course). 🥹