I love when people try to own Lurie online because half the time the execution and/or concept is pretty lame and loserish behavior

all these European women and their little gay boyfriends

London with a high of upper 80s is not alright luv

honestly, return the Elgin Marbles

they should make people put stickers over their phone cameras at museums like they’re at the club

Why is London so empty?

London is dangerous, too many guys that I would obsess over

SFO->LHRRRRR

How do you keep talking nonstop about fraud as you’re committing it constantly in broad day light on national television?

brand new United 787-9 Dreamliner for this SFO-LHR flight, I know that’s right!!!

I guess straight men are doing great!!! 💕💕💕

Are you a @popcrave.com graces the cover or a @popcrave.com stuns on the cover?

MAKE CIRIE FIELDS THE NEW HOST OF SURVIVOR. JEFF RETIRE!!!

I don’t know, taking your ally to final three is a dumb idea because yall gonna split votes or get no votes and then the other person gonna win (idiots)

I’ve chuckled harder and longer than I should have

I wanna get so gay off that tequila

I need Republican Congressman Massie, Senator Cassidy and Senator Tillis to get really really petty with the rest of their terms

I know a $1.776 billion retribution fund is a crazy story but Congress and the media should still push on ACTING AG Blanche and DOJ over being uncooperative with the Epstein Files

early birthday dinner at our favorite French bistro 💕

This was the SHORTEST May ever

welp

SCAM LIKELY

the people that stormed the capitol barely deserve to be on the same plane of existence with us let alone get financial compensation

been debating becoming a nature gay for a few years. need a pro / con list

41 next week and the grays are greying

Pelosi hates Saikat so bad that she’s endorsing Chan hahaha

•Drop off car at dealership last Mon •Quoted 3days for diag •Contacted Tues that parts would come from LA & repair done by Thurs/Fri •No update as of Fri & I call them. They say part is taking longer than expected •Call them twice today w/no response For a $1,600 repair, gonna lose my damn mind!!!

anyone got $1.776 billion I can borrow?

The executive should not be able to sue itself for financial compensation. The executive should not be able to sue itself for financial compensation. The executive should not be able to sue itself for financial compensation.

This Monday nothing is working for me

first appointment gets cancelled and now my work computer is dead. what is up Monday? can it just be Thursday already so I can go on vacation?

been trying to get blood work done since late February and my appointment today got cancelled by Labcorp 🙃

What should I get for my Switch 2 now that I’ve completed Pokopia?

I had a dream I was helping Chanel Ayan (RHODubai) with getting ready for the Met Gala and she was wearing an outfit to pay tribute to the Keith Haring x Grace Jones collab, and people didn’t get it and wouldn’t let her in. wtf.

10/10

I always love the celebrity/entertainer red carpet fashion comparisons pre-Gaga and post-Gaga

when you meet someone IRL and they say they don’t have social media, it’s kind of like, well… I guess I’ll never see yah again then

f*** chat gpt i want mrs. hatt gpt

cancelled all my plans for today and honestly was the best move for how exhausted I am

Instead of “needing to go outside and touch grass”, you need to go outside and learn your neighbor’s first name and favorite baked good

•term limits for SCOTUS •term limits for Congress •national gerrymander ban •end Citizens United

shout out to all the birds

finished Pokopia ✅

Is the fraud in the room with us right now JD?

21 year old twink me

two? too vah lou? PERIOD!!!!!

being in cities that are scaled for people to live in them is the best