Soup Watch 2025 has begun

3 ghosts just showed up at my place pissed as hell calling me an asshole lol. don’t care imma keep drinking my beer !

got really into watch tv shows that only air on CBS on sundays. going full uncle mode. i’m ready for a niece or nephew

has this guy made it to this app yet? is this a thing here?

fucking hate when people ask me shit at work while i have my headphones on, like shut the fuck up bro i’m trying to listen to temperature by sean paul

me on january 1st 2025

another large piano fell on my head and now my teeth are piano keys once again this is terrible

there appears to be a shadow following me on pokemon go. most likely the deep state. i will be monitoring the situation

seeing a lot of emboldened squirrels out today. concerning

lock your jaw, only drink iced coffee for 48 hours, take quick shallow breathes, you’ll get through this ❤️

okay NOW i’m committing

gonna commit to actually using this now

hey

going to try to be one of the first on threads in 15 minutes. interested to see if it crashes 20 times tonight or if it actually works

catch me on threads in 15 minutes

*laying face down and motionless on the floor* we’re so back

i was given a single invite, who should get it?

what’d i miss

i just got off work, are orbs back?

i ate an unholy amount of pasta and now i need to take my pants off

running social for a brand right now is the worst because under every reply to a tweet is just a bunch of blue checkmarks saying insanely transphobic shit that has nothing to do with anything and no companies wants that

gonna drink a beer

what kind of soup should i have today

if you’re one of the 1.2 million people on the waitlist STAY IN LINE

i accidentally killed my plant

i will be the first bluesky user with 100 followers

lowkey how it feels here

where are the rest of the degenerate gamblers on bluesky

has anyone posted this yet

one time my uber driver asked if i smoked weed and i said no then we sat in silence for the next 15 minutes

@bigtucsondad.bsky.social myself and a third friend without bluesky do a stream once a month called shark tanked, we get drunk and watch shark tank. im very easy to peer pressure and bully in the chat so come watch us on thursday

havent been to olive garden in a long time, i yearn for family

in high school i was voted worst

boy skeets world

actively telling the rest of the social team at my company not to look into bluesky, this place feels too pure for that

this feels like a safe place, last week i passed out from low blood sugar and broke my face now i have a gigantic scar and i think i look bad ass

had taco bell for breakfast. i used to be happy

considering going to brunch

Soup Watch 2k23 update: hit a milestone today by eating my 40th soup of the year. many more soups left to be eaten and i’m feeling good about the current pace. full breakdown below

logging on and ready to skeet

what if instead of NFT we had invested in each other? lot of things would’ve turned out different i bet

knocking on my roommate and his girlfriends door at 2am to ask if i can sleep with them because i threw up

the only way this website could get better? if my wife joined obviously

she pro on my to until i col

we need to give out codes to people who still say shit like “that’s a heckin good doggo”. they have the most insane opinions we need them

making lunch

i got something for you to decentralize right here pal