Is anyone over here handing out organic social media advertising and marketing jobs by chance

You guys gotta read more manga there’s some great stuff out there

Who up bonkin their wonkus

Today at work I got to inform my coworker about the fact that Fidel Castro was hitting Che Guevara with the euro step SO INSANELY HARD, that Che privately questioned his ability to lead a communist revolution Easily one of my favorite history fun facts

Come and get me Obamna 🇱🇷🇲🇾

The woke left doesn’t want me to be hungover in the Jacksonville airport on a Monday morning Tough cookies liberals, im gonna go throw up in this planter and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

Yo check this shit out

Hey is bluesky like fully up and running now a days because when I last posted it was still kind of getting its sea legs But twitter still sucks ass so I thought I’d come bye and check

What’s goin on over here guys, haven’t skeeted in years, are we still calling them skeets or what

Oh hey I still have Bluesky downloaded

Did everyone have a fun MLB trade deadline

Unfortunately for Bluesky, Threads UI rips and is smooth as hell so follow me there lol

Making a very important presentation right now

I need a one dance fr

What a tough way to end your scroll

She blast on my Baja until I [Taco Bell “BONG” sound effect]

All this twitter news has distracted me from sharing something important And that is the fact that today is Oscar’s gotcha day :’) 2 whole years with my little buddy!

I gave a mouse a cookie and now I’m $350K in debt to the Russian mafia

She [VERB] on my [NOUN] until I [VERB]

Oh god.. oh yeah…fuck baby.. fuck fuck fuck I’m gonna exceed my rate limit 😫

We gotta get the Chicago Bluesky community going. Let’s talk about the bean and how we hate nascar

Get up gamers, it’s wealth disparity wednesday, steal something from your boss’s office today

This won’t be considered a real social media app until there are porn posts and shit posts right next to each other every time you scroll your feed

I keep forgetting that the app exists hey guys what’s going on

*Russian mobster puts gun to my head as I’m tied to a chair in an abandoned factory, sweat dripping down my body with fear, a tray of rusty pliers and torture equipment lays on a table before me, he rips the duct tape off of my mouth* Me: wow I should NOT have given that mouse a cookie

Happy international women’s day (it’s every day to me, an ally)

I was so much cooler in college

Went to the Dead & Co show last night and got the coolest poster I’ve ever seen

So who else is excited about the Arizona Diamondbacks this year What a season so far amiright

HEY EVERYONE MY PODCAST ABOUT MINOR LEAGUE AND INDEPENDENT BASEBALL TEAMS IS FINALLY ON BLUESKY PLEASE GIVE IT A FOLLOW AND A LISTEN, ITS A REALLY FUN TIME

⚠️NEW EPISODE IS LIVE⚠️ Flap your wings and fly with us to Madison, Wisconsin this week, as we talk with the Madison Mallards! We had a nice time quacking around the pond in this one, so be sure to tap below to listen! 👇 linktr.ee/minorbreakdown

We are officially the first developmental podcast on Bluesky.

Revolutionary technology, thank you Apple

I’m walking around Nordstrom while my girlfriend shops, ask anything and I’ll answer out of boredom

I made a hat wall today. Everyone please clap.

Maybe I’ll make Oscar my niche content to post about on this app Look at this lil guy

Happy pride month, and just a reminder, it is always morally correct to bully homophobes and transphobes

Hey guys been a minute since I posted here hehe

There is not a single man, woman, or god in this world that could prevent me from getting a tasty Reuben sandwich today

Gonna propose to my girlfriend but she doesn’t have Bluesky so I can post ring pics here hahahaha what a loser, she’ll never see it coming

Hey gang, haven’t posted in a minute. Anyways look at the sweater I found while packing my apartment for my upcoming move

Playing legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom This game makes me feel so god damn stupid lmao

Mmmmm yeah I’m thinking I’ll prob start being on Bluesky even more now, he’s not even hiding it at this point lmao

Who here is about to spend every hour of their weekend playing the new Legend of Zelda

Ok so I have been on here for 13 days when everyone started flooding the app In THEORY, I should get my first invite tomorrow as I’ve been on here for 2 weeks. I’m gonna make a massive quiz about myself and raffle off the invite to the winner of said quiz I think

I wanna nut so hard that it hits the back of your throat like a rogue boba tea ball

About to drop an Absolute Big Tucson Dad classic on here

Sure hope Devin Booker drops 50 tonight

Doctor: ok so your neck and your back are hurting? Anything else? Me: yeah so this is gonna sound crazy but also my

It’s chewsdayinnit