guy i’ve been hanging out with found my alt twitter and texted me a screenshot of my tweets about him

you’re following me on bluesky, i’m following you home from work. i’m following you home from that dinner you had with your friend the other day, the school you drop your kids off at. from church and the grocery store. im gangstalking you and your family and releasing chemical poisons into your home

why’s this sorta the vibe here

woke mind virus pussy got me acting peculiar in the human rights section of the library

what the hell, sure

me without twitter

elon needs to pay his bills bro i can only dissociate for so long

playing diablo IV with my tits out

when ppl talk about a “wild goose chase” do they mean the goose is wild or the chase is wild

sorry i’ve been gone i forgot my password

i am always mentally heading into harrisburg

mentally i am here

liking my own skeets on here so they hit the whats hot page

normalize drinking water when you’re thirsty

is there anyone out there who had their sexual awakening to squidward

this is the face of cocaine

another long day of being an introverted hater

got whiplash from coughing

i can’t wait for tears of the kingdom i need something new to dissociate to

good evening bluetuals

he looks sorta like tom wambsgans

face reveal

lowkey how it feels here

time to watch succession before 4,000,000 people on twitter post the entire episode word for word

we need paul hollywood in the trans and queer shitposting cluster

Hey, I hope this isn’t too awkward but could I get a Blue Sky invite?

i’m in the sucky fucky brigade cluster

i’m proud to be in smack dab in the middle of the trans and queer shitposting cluster. i love my trans and queer moots, friends, and followers. u are all hot as hell and i support u, ur right to exist, and ur safety forever

lost my first follower.. i thought that wasn’t allowed here ‼️

You’re good craic,Helen.

woke mind virus pussy got me acting peculiar in the human rights section of the library

I ❤️ Human Rights

Bitches be like CANT STAND THT HOE (aoc on twitter) Ten minutes later me with the bestie (AOC on Bluesky)

y’all i just opened the bluesky app with my dog’s paw i didn’t know paws could do that

uwuu jack senpai ＼(^ω^＼) may i have some invites pwease. I Love You otou-chan

i know y’all are jealous that there’s a poodle in my bed rn

one thing about me is i grew up on a farm

now this is violently epic

do i need an excuse to post the farmer slay

give me the beach boys and free my soul

i will never use dark mode i like feeling like i’m in a doctor’s office when i scroll

sorry i just do not believe this is replacing twitter 😭