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London is *filthy*

"You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel!"

Being cultured down south

Hotel rooms. They'd feel better with company. (Thanks for the inspiration @petephilip.bsky.social)

500 years? That's a long prayer!

Went and got my hair cut,didn't I?

“People ought to think for themselves... The problem is, people only think for themselves if you tell them to." ― Terry Pratchett #Discworld #TerryPratchett #DailyPratchett #SirTerry

This is the real "Trans Agenda" that the media doesn't want to discuss: Living their lives and being left ALONE.

You'd think JD Vance would be used to a beautiful, historical building being vandalised and made ugly given Trumps treatment of the White House...

Why do I want a cocktail served in a glass with a nice salty rim all of a sudden...?

I need this on a T Shirt, I know *so* many people it would suit.

What five events defined your childhood? The Dunblaine Massacre IRA bomb Manchester Who Shot Mr Burns? The Fall of the Berlin Wall Thatcher replaced by John Major God, it was bleak at times, wasn't it?

Unsolicited Trick Pic

Unsolicited Brick Pic

Probably more of a my family only, but: Waistcoat. Its pronounced West-Cut and this is a hill I will die on. Also Dry Stone walls are Dry Stain Walling, and it's a forgotten skill.

Its my ONE day off in between a run of long days. I have just awoken at almost 10am. I think i needed that...

Id happily let Labour negotiate so that we lose Kemi Badenoch. Perhaps we could send her to "Britian".

Without downloading any new pics, Where are you mentally?

Who's gonna get all her diamonds though?

She looks how we all feel *every day* opening any news app.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful October!

What's your sign?

75 new followers in one night? Looks like the bots have mass joined me while on a night shift. Weird.

Sounds like budget cuts have even reached The Rapture these days. 🤷‍♂️

Me, on the way to the Rapture:

I do love a long, hot soak.

Somewhat ironic given he can’t even remember how many houses he owns…

Urgh, Stockport. Urgh.

Terry Pratchett. GNU.

Technologically advance a band: Katrina and the Wave-Partical Duality

As great as this is, I honestly saw it and thought: "That's a kick ass looking keyblade"

Same, decorative washing powder tin. Same.

Ruin a movie by making it about the spleen: Priscilla Spleen of the Desert

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Wine? Opened. Shower? Had. Incense? Burning. I. Have. Earned. This. (Excuse the hair)

Just stuck on some Poirot for something to watch while I wait for a take away. The titles are really fucking weird, aren't they? Like an art deco fever dream.

The best thing about going to see friends:

Seen on my walk yesterday: (I am a child)

Some decent walking today. Drink earned.

You can't even start a fire without side effects anymore. Because of smoke.

Everything reminds me of him....

I *swear* I go on holiday for the cultural enrichment.

Showers are all well and good, but there's nothing like a good soak, is there?

Drag Queen Name Idea: Stormy Nitt-Teacup

Hey @petephilip.bsky.social, is this another tattoo cover up option? 😁

Speaking as a child raised by the British Education system: Threads.

Manchester Pride: the forbidden Victorian drag ball raided by police. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Homophobic abuse on Pride weekend. How predictable. Basic, straight people. Basic.

Ok, so the heels *may* have been a poor choice....