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Heal me, Gin and Tonic. Heal me.

I have always liked, and had time for Robin Inch. This is why:

I’m like the top shelf high-end purchase you can make…at Oddbins.

Change it to a guy in leather pants and I might be interested.

Our X Files:

Well, it's been a hell of a shift, and it isn't over yet. *Will Our Hero finish on time? (No) *Has he had enough? (Yes) *Will he have booze when he gets home? (Absolutely. Unless he falls asleep on the sofa) Stay tuned for for the (un)exciting conclusion!

HOW FUCKING HUNGRY IS THE AMBASSADOR? ARE WE SAFE FROM HIS HUNGER??

Did a gym. Please clap.

"Look, here's the thing..."

It's a cold, wet, miserable evening, isn't it? Good night for casserole and something with custard, I think.

Having a quick pre works-do drink on Canal Street (anal treet to is locals)

Got my hair did.

Wine Penis Travel Sounds good to me

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

And so begins The Journey To The Arse End of Nowhere. (Visiting the parents in The Lakes)

We made it. 😴

Last night shift of 4, then a week off. Let's just get it done, eh?

Mr Whippy.

Surely, the existence of Vanilla Ice Cream implies the existence of BDSM Ice Cream? 🤔

Why isn't Gordon T Gorpher in When Harry Met Sally?

I'd have to be *very* care of Freudian slips if I tried to order Bulwark Cut Plug Tobacco....

Goon a movie: The Long Kiss Goon Night

The highlight of a days mandatory training, you say? I'd probably say when the head of estates taught the nurses that one of the corridors is narrow and it's difficult to push a hospital bed down it. As if we haven't been doing it several times a day, everyday, for years.

Age yourself with gaming

Everyone should send an invite to Kim from now on.

I didn't get paid enough for that stock photo of me, did I?

Words to live by.

My, oh my. Today was a day.

Wow, and actual fact in Trump coverage! I'm certain he *absolutely* believes he's better looking than Mamdani. He believes he's better looking than *everyone*.

Nosy, old lady Klingon saying: "Today is a good day to pry"

Which are you? Aromatic, Sweet or Fruity?

How did you find this photo of me in a gay bar???

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London is *filthy*

"You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel!"

Being cultured down south

Hotel rooms. They'd feel better with company. (Thanks for the inspiration @petephilip.bsky.social)

500 years? That's a long prayer!

Went and got my hair cut,didn't I?

“People ought to think for themselves... The problem is, people only think for themselves if you tell them to." ― Terry Pratchett #Discworld #TerryPratchett #DailyPratchett #SirTerry

This is the real "Trans Agenda" that the media doesn't want to discuss: Living their lives and being left ALONE.

You'd think JD Vance would be used to a beautiful, historical building being vandalised and made ugly given Trumps treatment of the White House...

Why do I want a cocktail served in a glass with a nice salty rim all of a sudden...?

I need this on a T Shirt, I know *so* many people it would suit.

What five events defined your childhood? The Dunblaine Massacre IRA bomb Manchester Who Shot Mr Burns? The Fall of the Berlin Wall Thatcher replaced by John Major God, it was bleak at times, wasn't it?

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Unsolicited Brick Pic

Probably more of a my family only, but: Waistcoat. Its pronounced West-Cut and this is a hill I will die on. Also Dry Stone walls are Dry Stain Walling, and it's a forgotten skill.

Its my ONE day off in between a run of long days. I have just awoken at almost 10am. I think i needed that...