Quick visit to Bristol on the way home, because the other half has never seen the bridge.

Stick on eyes make everything better.

Everything reminds me of Them

Spa Break.... Activate!

Manag3d to get to Bristol on the train with only minor issues (a speed mince across Warington needed), now all trains have been cancelled to Bath. Wonderful.

Here's hoping for an Elizabeth II result...

An awesome Valentines gift for all Americans 😁

Tories are blue Labour is red If you vote Reform You're thick in the head

Commies are Red, Attack dogs are barky. Lets eat the rich Death to the Patriarchy.

www.thenational.scot/news/2585387... So he's OK with immigration now, then?

Just slept for 12 hours, and woke up, still bleary. Caffeine time.

Age Verification: Pushing a pencil into the reels of a cassette, and spinning it to feed the magnetic tape back into place after the car stereo ate your mix tape on a long family car journey to a damp caravan park for a weeks holiday. Again.

Star Trek DS9: Panic at the Sisko

I think I just got hate crimed by the gyms safety station?

Men of a Certain Age thread. 40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.

I, only the other hand, appear to have seared the barcode into my very brain. To this day, I can still remember the number. 5020 1600. I haven't worked in retail for nearly 2 decades, but I remember that bloody barcode.

What's your sign?

Same, Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century. Same. I'm back at work tomorrow, too.

Has he escaped the US??

Off visiting the parents this weekend. Half way through the train journey, and just passing through a classic film. Anyone want to come and seduce me in a tea room.

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Bowling for Soap

Slightly diminish a game: Dragon Errand 7: Commute of the Cursed King

If only, M&M mug. If only.

You know the Save Icon? That's called a floppy disk. They were physical things and a form of portable data. Monkey Island 2: Le Chucks Revenge had 11 or 12 of them.

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

Truth.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

As a gay kid, I had teachers who spoke of their heterosexual lifestyles (marriage, kids, etc) and who taught us books about straight people falling in love. And, yet, despite all that indoctrination, I stayed gay! So, your straight kids will be just fine learning that LGBT people, you know, exist.

Yes please.

"We're 'we' here. Fuck, we're shit! Queer up!"

Exactly. AI cannot be *sincere*. It can only ape what an apology looks like.

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Grunge Rock Drag Name: Niamh Her-Mind

Well, that's a long day completed! I'm off for a take away and try not to fall asleep on the sofa before the bongs! Have a good one everyone x

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.

Share a great female villain. She can be a villain AND a ballerina, right?

“Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.” ― Terry Pratchett, Snuff

So Trump wouldn't be allowed in then?

Me, putting on a Santa hat:

Signed, and happily shared x

Sounds like a *very* niche porno.

You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant. What are you calling it? The Measure of a Main Course.

Make a Bond movie more casual: A Licence To (Netflix and) Chill

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

Well, we made it. Just a *slight* detour.

Having just finished a twelve and a half hour shift, the first of two trains I need to get to Huddersfield has been cancelled. So that's nice. 🫠

People confuse me, sometimes. Having a quick drink in the local and overheard "I don't like beef. I might just have the steak." Really, Karen? What do we think steak is made of??

My local now sounds like an email header from the local zoo: Re: Lion

Welcome to Perry: A docu-drama about Magners introducing a range of Pear Cider.