"I'm A Virgo" by #bootsriley is a great series! And "Sorry To Bother You" is the best movie about equisapiens & they got a new one coming soon apparently. See that shit!

Making sure my Canadian beer is not meth

Is not hotdog.

I often ask people about penis enlargers with the hope that their phone will hear it & then serve them ads about penis enlargers.

AVENGE JONATHAN JOSS #KingOfTheHill

Literally the first PShrts sale ever! Thanks @jasonschneidermedia.com

New Etsy Store has launched! www.etsy.com/shop/PShrts In the future I hope to be able to do more physical sales, but for now it's Etsy.

This person, who was arrested recently, is my brother's doppelganger!

Now that golf season has started, I'm bringing back the "Make The Golf Course A Public Sex Forest" campaign.

Not to get overly #OnPoli here, but this week I brought together a classic Rickyism and some total #DoFo bullshit.

If anybody is writing/producing Freddy Got Fingered: The Musical, please rest assured that you've just found your graphics person! #FreddyGotFingered #TomGreen #CheeseSandwich

I was thinking that in #hockey, if the opposing (visiting) team achieves a hat trick, we should throw dildos wearing little hats on the ice. #hockeylife #dildo #hattrick

The Melvins haven't released an album in 8 days!

#Kitchener Rangers did it! Holy shit... from a 3-0 series deficit and are movin' on!

Finally, for #SaveTheCBC, 3 P-Shirts of classic #CBC shows from the West coast. The Nature Of Things is still on, but is now hosted by Sarika Cullis-Suzuki & Anthony Morgan.

20 years ago I got a Cuisinart coffee maker, & then I saw it in an episode of The Sopranos. Since then it's turned up in 16+ TV series on #HBO, #Netflix, #AMC & others. The latest appearance was in The Righteous Gemstones!

I've been working on a small classic #CBC series of P-Shirts. @savethecbc.bsky.social is my inspiration. If you don't know who these 3 people & dog are, then please ask a parent, or someone over the age of 45! #SaveTheCBC

Two hundred ninety nine characters? Just for today? Okay I am trying it... Here I go, so far so good! I don't have much to say, the weather is nice, though it could be a bit warmer (I'm in S. Ontario). Hey @canadian-hotcakes.bsky.social how's the weather in NB? Almost there! Happy hour a almost h..

Shout out to Archive dot org user REAIS, who's been uploading a massive treasure trove of old punk stuff & whatnot for the past couple of months. 💙

I'm liking this. #MarkCarney #ElbowsUp

Happy birthday #MarkCarney! (I randomly looked at his Wikipedia page and guess what? It's his birthday!)

I borrowed the goose from Mervyn Sequieras' "Goose vs. Eagle" photograph from last week. Thank you Mervyn! New sweater logo for #TeamCanada for sure!

My #Canada includes #FirstNations.

GREETINGS OWL! #SuperbOwl It's almost time!

Continuing along highway 8 into #Kitchener we have the new unofficial welcome to Kitchener logo. If it looks familiar for multiple reasons, then you're familiar with the area, and have had a hot dog or two at the #Toronto #BlueJays game.

Hello BSky! To start, here's my 1st future P-Shirt preview. It's of a coin token from #Kitchener 's legendary Lulu's Roadhouse, circa the 1980's. (Not unlike the old TTC tokens, I guess, but I was too young at the time. I did get to go a few times in the late 90's though, then it closed 🙁)

❤️ @rachelgilmore.bsky.social

Rick Mercer should be the fentanyl czar, sending monthly rants to Trump. #RickMercer for #FentanyCzar

My Scottish boys #OiPolloi from 1986 (Nicaragua/Reagan era) but is still my song of the month & holds up today. #FuckTrump youtu.be/bsWx_KAZDq4?...

Happy Burns Night 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This is for all the LGBTQ+ that worked at #Rim 25 years ago in #Waterloo I remember ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Doug Ford is still for sale and I have an extra $200. 🙄 #onpoli

Happy new Matt Berry album day to all who celebrate mattberry.bandcamp.com/album/heard-...

This is how I felt when I took a shower after the Trump inauguration.

Sitting in my Corolla, like a creep, listening to the new Melvins album.

I thought Bob Dylan was great in Dune parts 1 AND 2

This is why we buy old bootleg records.

Trudeau unveils new campaign slogan: “I Got Jordan Peterson to Leave”

It's been 12 years! Happy Stylish but illegal monkey day, #toronto and those who celebrate.

Did you guys realise it's been 45 years since John Denver & The Muppets? Like, Animal is REALLY old now!

I had a dream that there was a big brawl like in Anchorman, but it was physicists vs hobbyists. Very funny.

Does anybody sell an ugly Christmas sweater that says "is it cake?"

@hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social Excellent! I loved it... This is an instant classic!

You can shit on Toronto all you want, but if you trash their trash pandas, I will hurt you!

What it would look like if Tom Hanks portrayed me in a movie.

Look at this horse... Just look at its mullet. #mullethorse

Heartwarming Gravy Donation Drive

Last summer I encountered proof that Bigfoot is a greedy real estate developer.

This is my last happy memory from the old place.