🎶 So can you come pick up your clothes? I have them folded Meet me at the door while it's still open I know it's getting cold out, but it's not frozen So come pick up your clothes I have them folded 🎶

I may be a bad Mormon but I'll always be a good time.

The lyrics on this new Taylor Swift album go places.

Horny 2012 babyyyy

In one of the most bizarre experiences of my recent life, I encountered this strange video on the shelf at @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social today, and it led me down a rabbit hole that still has my brain reeling.

Yall fuckers remember the band Snow Patrol?

This song is why Fascism rose in America.

Nico and Miriam get launched into a black hole. Dumont gets dropped into the deepest part of the ocean Megatron-style and we get bought by someone cool like Chester Cheetah.

WOW! Disgraced Police Officer Matt Cordell from Maniac Cop 2 has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York Mayor! RT if you support New York's Finest!

There are so many of these types of stories right now, but this one comes in our backyard in DFW and in my own community. The story of Ward Sakeik's abduction and detention of is abhorrent. Please take a moment to sign the petition for her release: www.change.org/p/demand-jus...

There being Taco Casa product placement in a Luke Combs music video is a thing that exists

I do a sick impression of Madonna from the Ray of light video.

#Aura #AuraFarming

Me explaining to my family why I spent all our money on Shinedown tickets: Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can To make them realize this is my life I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

It's ironic that an app called BlueSky is full of people who have clearly never taken a step outside the locker they've been stuffed in.

I think once this website dies in like 3 months, I'm just dropping off social media completely.

Still not over Luka being unceremoniously booted out of Dallas.

Watching Frasier and Niles is a freaking hoot, bro 🤣

I'll be up in this club requesting Shackles by Mary Mary.

In seventh grade, I jumped head first into a ceiling fan and my mom made me go see 2 Fast 2 Furious with a concussion and blood stained bleach blonde hair.

"IM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN AND THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF HELL 😤" - Dirty Grandpa

I took this picture yesterday and I like how the squirrel facing away from the camera gives the impression that there is a mirror in the background.

🎶My grandpa is a dirty grandpa he reigns from heaven above!!! 🎶

Good morning. Today I have an essay running in the New York Times. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/o...

Clown, by Georges Rouault, 1912

incredible move by the mavs to hold a secret press conference that restarts the luka news cycle for no good reason ahead of their play in game.

Anyone who has ever been stuffed in a locker is on this app but not everyone on this app has been stuffed in a locker.

At the wine bar and just overheard other intellectuals engaged in a lively discussion over the Dirty Grandpa.

Any reasonable owner fires Nico Harrison tonight. I mean, any reasonable owner fires him when he brings up that he's trading Luka Doncic. But he should be fired right now. The team is literally not going to come back from this. Almost every Mavs fan I know is now a Lakers fan.

Create your own double feature #Filmsky

Watching A Complete Unknown. Waiting for the dirty grandpa to appear. #FilmSky

No one serves CUNT like Kim Mulkey

Day 14: A film you’ve watched on a first date Dirty Grandpa (2016) #moviesky #filmsky #30dayfilmchallenge

Absolute dirty grandpa energy.

Reading Project Hail Mary and praying the alien he's about to make first contact with is actually the dirty grandpa.

I'm watching Garth Brooks narrate two lizards doing it

Got that Rothschild tequila baby. That new world order tequila baby. Feeling like a lizard man baby.

This is my ideal dirty grandpa

Inside all of us are two grandpas. One of the grandpas is dirty.

great meltdown here 👇

[referring to the director who designed raiden and is a huge fan of hunter schafer] i can't believe he went Woke.

Ghost is Scooby Doo music

Nico Harrison should be sent to The Hague.

Nico should suit up tonight and take a charge from Giannis for cratering decades of goodwill the franchise had accrued.

Watching #DirtyGrandpa With my Mija Hulu