if there's a bigger beating in sports media than kirk herbstreit's dog, i do not want to know about it

Absolutely gutting news on Tyler Seguin. His efforts to recover from one devastating injury after another are fairly well-documented at this point, but since those injuries, he's done so much to just take care of his entire body to try and *prevent* injuries. Just awful, awful news.

random food PSA: If you are a fan of cornbread, the cornbread from the Albertsons bakery is absolutely elite. Taste, price, lasting power, etc. Checks all the boxes. You're welcome.

the fact it took the 8th goal scored for a team to have their first multi-goal scorer in the game is nasty business

it has been a bad, bad week for Mikko Rantanen. there's reputation things here that will follow him along for a while

not many players where you can literally see the level of confidence on the ice the way you can with Jason Robertson. And he's beyond confident right now.

Brian Daboll as offensive coordinator/head coach when he hasn't had Josh Allen as his QB, points scored per game: 2009-2010, Browns (OC): 30th 2011, Dolphins (OC): 20th 2012, Chiefs (OC): 32nd 2022-2025, Giants (HC): 29th 2018-2021, Bills (OC, with young Josh Allen at QB): 15th

haven’t watched a minute of mavs basketball this season but just seeing tweets and box scores, it is some of the most satisfactory sports vibes I’ve felt in a while 😌

my man ended his victory speech and walked off the stage to Dhoom Machale. I don’t think people quite understand the level of iconic that is

To kick or receive? Debating the pros and cons of NFL overtime coin toss strategy www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...

Tyler Seguin playing in his 1,000th game tonight after not being able to walk five years ago is pretty dang cool. I wouldn't put words in his mouth, but considering his injury history, the longevity milestones might mean even more than the production milestones. Good stuff for a good dude.

even if you’re having a bad day today, be thankful you’re not going through what my pal Jonah is going through! (this was because I ranked the Eagles as the fourth-most likely team to win the Super Bowl, behind Detroit, KC and Buffalo 😂) www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

Contract Year George Pickens with CeeDee Lamb out and Dak Prescott playing at an MVP level feels like the absolute best version you're gonna get from No. 3, and that's been quite obvious for weeks now.

The 0-6 Jets finished with -10 net passing yards 🤯

i'm so glad i'm not a fan of either team because this game is cocaine

i’ve always been “imma post what I wanna post” guy (though I do generally limit my politics stuff, genocides notwithstanding), but just curious as hockey season begins, for posting purposes on here, “like” this if you’re a Stars fan still following me from my previous life

Thursday night. 77 degrees. Regular season football and regular season hockey on the screens. Sometimes you really gotta pause and soak in these fleeting moments

Latest What's Trending in the NFL column, where we look at the weirdest touchdowns in the NFL so far this season, with two coming from this past week's games. ➕ A new Top 5 teams (no undefeated teams for the first time this year!) and Bottom 5 teams www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...

The Cowboys have never beat the Packers in Jerry World 👀 Last night's tie moved Dallas to 0-5-1 against Green Bay at AT&T Stadium. H/T @saadyousuf126.bsky.social

Lions started the season with a loss to the Packers but are coming off a big road win in Baltimore. If your fav team sucks, now’s a good time to hop on the Lions bandwagon. In this week’s column, I offer 6 reasons why. ➕ Top 5 teams, Bottom 5 teams ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

First time I’ve ever listened to the One Star Cowboys Podcast. I’m familiar with Saad and KT, but I’d never heard Machota issue HSOs like this. Pretty good. open.spotify.com/episode/4KIy...

The latest edition of "What's Trending in the NFL," where we have our first change in the Road to Santa Clara (aka top five teams), shuffle the bottom-five and categorize the "Mushy Middle" (teams that are 1-1). Hop in! ⬇️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/663...

Week 2 of What’s Trending in the NFL, in which: — We have five overreactions to Week 1 — A new top team in the NFC — A new team headlining our bottom five Vikings stock rising, Game of the Year and a whole lot more! ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/661...

Super excited about this weekly column I’ll have throughout the NFL season! I’m a huge fan of @downgoesbrown.bsky.social especially his Weekend Rankings. With his blessing, I’m bringing that format to the NFL! Top 5, Bottom 5, Bonus 5 (+ Not Ranked)!

It’s easy to draw the parallel between the Luka Doncic trade and the Micah Parsons trade — two superstars shipped away in their prime. But really, aside from the heartbreak at the end, they aren’t too much alike, for many reasons. My column 👇🏽 www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...

currently the most liked post of all time on Instagram. 74.5 million is the number to beat

Dallas Cowboys Football

Kyrie Irving ❤️🖤🤍💚

Joe Milton having zero clue that pressure was coming off the front side is not what you wanna see out of your backup quarterback.

layoffs and cost of living surge routinely but last time federal minimum wage went up was in 2009.

every day i lose a little more faith in society

Mike Vick did it better

dare i say we’ve gone a bit too far with the cereal variety

A comprehensive step-by-step timeline of the Micah Parsons contract saga, dating back to February 2024 and going up to the present day. How did Micah Parsons and the Dallas Cowboys get to this point? ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/654...

if your head is spinning about where cowboys twitter has been for the past 48-72 hours, you aren't alone. here's how micah parsons' contract situation lit a fire under: dez bryant vs. jerry jones, dez bryant vs. nicki minaj, nicki minaj vs. roc nation www.nytimes.com/athletic/653...

This isn’t your standard old school trade request from Micah Parsons because the sides couldn’t agree on money/years/guarantees. Micah is fed up with the process, one that fans & other star players have stated as being fed up with, too. He feels disrespected. Hard to blame him.

I do not think Micah Parsons actually gets traded. But if he did, losing Luka Doncic and Micah Parsons in a matter of months over what the vast majority of people would agree as wildly unnecessary reasons is nasty business for Dallas sports fans.

my heart has been so indescribably heavy for so long now, i've honestly forgotten what it used to be like. if you want to gain a proper understanding, please take 18 mins out of your day & watch this. and please be on the right side of history. your kids are watching. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5kX...

my heart has been so indescribably heavy for so long now, i've honestly forgotten what it used to be like. if you want to gain a proper understanding, please take 18 mins out of your day & watch this. and please be on the right side of history. your kids are watching. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5kX...

the new Superman movie… wow. especially if viewed through a current events lens 🎯

you know what they say, if you wanna avoid being fined, copy Ja Morant

peak era of madden 😮‍💨

one of the more frustrating things annually is teachers posting their classroom Amazon lists — not at all because they post them (please support as many possible!) but because it's a reminder of all the dumb shit our government invests in instead of properly equipping our educators.

The Matt Dumba signing in Dallas was bad when it happened (made worse by the contract terms), stayed bad for the season and was bad into this offseason. A rare complete misstep by the Stars front office in recent times, but props to them by not falling into sunk cost fallacy

the term gets thrown around loosely but Jourdan actually is the GOAT. Best in the game. The wider NFL fanbase is so lucky!

Perfectly and succinctly stated (served with a side of Islamophobia)

if the NHL is a serious business at all, they revert to the previous version of the draft immediately and reevaluate what an “upgrade” would be. this is embarrassing.

Careful guys, if you don’t control migration you might turn out like <checks notes> the greatest, wealthiest city in the world.

other than the fruits in season, summer has nothing to offer. we’ve just been brainwashed from a young age because that’s the longest break from school. but summer is, by far, the worst season.