Shadow the Hedgehog would never

Watching men on tiktok do cute silly dances is the most I've ever felt like a bird. This shit might be my one weakness I'm so enchanted

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

How dare someone write my biography behind my back (Drown the Stars, for those interested)

Full moon out. Time for the alphas to go awoo~

One of the hardest parts about having four partners people don't talk about enough is the perpetual state of "whaaaaaa I miss them ahhh!!!" Meanwhile some of the men I work with give "ugh my wife is annoying" noises

Since I don't expect too many likes, feel free to ask any questions 21 onward or make a question up and I'll be an open book

Sometimes you eat an edible and your brain systematically deletes all files and replaces them with a directive to Experience Digimon at all costs

I turned 30 today. Across my 30s I'll still be cringe, but like, in a cool way Plz say something nice 😭

New favorite thing as a GM - watching players go Game Theory™️ mode. Blessed to see that level of layered engagement for mysteries

When Sonic glomps Shadow do you think he calls it his "homie attack"

Fun fact: When Tony the Tiger says "THEY'RE GRRRRRRREAT!" He's actually talking about my nonbinary beloved.

Full moon is out. Time for the alphas to go awoo

From now on if anyone questions my lifestyle I can just respond, "because I'm not a salad".

I truly hate the idea of my labor hours as "contributing to society". I'm smart, funny, creative, adorable, and sometimes even friendly and the world could have 50 to 70 more hours of me in it a week if I didn't have to work. So much other shit I could be doing.

While watching Trump get upset is fun, I still think that South Park's "caring about stuff is uncool and should be mocked" was one of the worst things ever to happen to those of us in Generation X.

Okay yeah I hate doing this but yeah... Between medical stuff and trying school for a career change, there's been a rough dip setting us a couple thousand back. Anything helps, gosh I super appreciate ko-fi.com/jordandreamf...

Mess me up

It's kinkfest, sakuracon, and 420 in the PNW rn. I DO NOT have the time, purity, or eggs for Easter. Sorry FATHER

My grandparents gamble at casinos literally more than half of their conscious lives these days on some weeks. My parents play on more virtual casinos, literal casino apps and investments. Not me, I'm more evolved. I play mihoyo games, a gamble system *you can't even cash out of*.

Bridget Guilty Gear gender envy but very specifically when in ball

This feels like an Onion headline set-up, like "Tesla recalls Cybertrucks over stainless steel trims falling off. Replaces with more expensive carbon fiber trims to fall off"

"That's too many Jordans" - Jordan

Learning that I might have "blorbo rizz" like I'm some people's "emotional support character", and that may explain why I tend to match up and date sooooo many nerdy autistic ace folx. I dunno if I can ever recover from this information.

Samus Aran gender envy and body goals but very specifically the Morph Ball

I don't think I'll ever find myself comfortable, appreciated, or included, like with "my people". Which sucks because the circles I dwell in tend to be fantastic, and I think I'm fantastic, I just tend to be my least favorite part in any given social interaction Which sucks because I know I'm wrong

Neurodivergent pirate crew we call that ARRRtism

God the gender euphoria if I could horizontally float for a few seconds like Princess Peach

Real talk, people who have slut eras as they get older amaze me. I'm too tired bc work. I have no time bc work. And now there's swiping and vibing and timing and no spoons and I'm in my 20s but miss feeling young. I should be in peak slut era condition but my brain and calendar say no.

I like love and love likes 1 like = 1 thing I love

Sometimes using they/them pronouns because I dress like two halves of a lesbian blorbo dynamic

Yeah

Over the weekend I learned that when you're in dire need of a hug, you can just like, ask your loved ones and sometimes they say yes?? Did anybody else know about this?? This is huge for the mental health meta

Year 1 vs year 16 HRT idk maybe im new here

Ever go "ugh" when a shitty movie based on an IP dramatically kills a character and then shows "wait they're actually alive" in the post credits scene of the same movie? Anyways Tiktok season 2

My partner has shown me their fave anime, but they were so telling for their character of why it was these ones to show me. I love it when I *get* someone more by what they present and pebble. Maybe we should normalize huge playlists and vision boards of "You will see me".

This image on reddit and got me weirdly nostalgic. I had a philosophy prof that was youngest in the department, decked out goth, and described her diet as a spiral of coffee, vodka, and cigarettes. Worked in ethics, feminism, and social justice. First teacher crush and might be my origin story

Some wibblywobbly shit I've been thinking about

"New year..." *collapses to one knee* "New me" *rises back up with a second health bar and music intensifies*

Almost said absolute territory instead of absolute threshold and now I have a new biggest freudian slip to be afraid of

sonic is a harem anime protagonist but for Vegetas

I hate experience eye exams soooo much more than dentist appointments. People I pay shouldn't be allowed to watch me cry.

Aight let's make a virtual hear-me-out cake

Thinking about the manic pixie dreamgirl encounter of someone approaching my partner with "do you like moths? Moths might suit you". And then dropped a little moth pin and this. Underneath there was a link to a "Nico Robin One Piece simp edit" video

Good pods and music this year, but I DID revert back to listening to musicals and by that I mean rerunning all of crazy ex girlfriend again

When I was younger I thought Nelly Furtado was "Nelly Frittata", and ever since I found out I was wrong I've been dreaming of a thirsttrap Italian cooking video to "Promiscuous".

Aight I'm down. Let's get opiniony and thinky

Introduce yourself with top 5 #ttrpg picks: - Fate (iHunt, Til Dawn, and Uranium Chef) - Fabula Ultima - City of Mist - Voidheart Symphony - World of Darkness (especially Changeling the Lost, and Geist the Sin-Eaters)

I think what makes Arcane and Detective Pikachu special is that they aren't just origin stories waiting for you to get to the gamey part. They are stories *from* that world, unafraid of showing you their world and characters, open to make you love it. Sonic is so cowardly in comparison

I wish Australia was real and full of hot dads.