this is true but i still really really like it. i should look into if there's any like kaizo mods for it

persona 6 should have a fiona apple song in it

changing my legal name to Vlone Brian

future keeps on asking me to show my hole in dms.

locked tf in!!!

mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you 😔..."

new jubilee video where we get 12 men with poor dental hygiene and dangle them by their feet above the grand canyon

fuck its my first day at gay guy high school. hope they dont find out im straight

got banned off hinge and tinder fuck my baka life time for grindr :(

drain gang for life man you dont even know

most of you aren't ready for this idea at 6:30am but popeyes should sell karaage katsudon. they already have most of the necessary ingredients in their supply chain. it could be huge

7:58

off to a great start

old people deserve to be lonely

my ted talk: *walks up on stage* "folks. id like you to imagine a penis. bear with me for a moment. just imagine" *5 minutes of silence* "haha yall thinking abt DICK. fucking faaaaags" *leaves stage* that's my ted talk

wouldnt let an ikemen talk to me like that personally. take these slow strokes beautiful

lord forgive me i spent the rent money on the balenciaga adidas sock heels

KlonopinLesbian: put my cat down yesterday. fiv got too bad and she was suffering. ShotaconSuiciders: you gave her a good life <3 WalkEmDownAndSuckTheyPenis: god im so sorry to hear this. if you ever need someone to talk to lmk RohitChandrasekar26: *blurry image of a sonnenrad and troonjak*

if she had any political acumen she would've just taken summa this then

fuck this

@cashewdj.bsky.social reminder. u prob wont be able to handle the spice on the biriyani im bringing cuz ur a fucking mayo monkey. maybe if you douse it in salaan and raita but i doubt it. ghee rice should be fine tho

does anyone know what the deal with this is? can't find any info on this on rym or genius

embarrassing having beef with a 9th and 6th grader but omfg i do not like my parents close friends kids. the parents are super nice and cool but the kids are obnoxious shitheads that walk all over their parents. no manners in the slightest

transgenders who happen to be lesbians are low aura individuals. lesbians who happen to be transgenders are high aura individuals.

white boys when they get to make their dads imessage pfp heihachi mishima

shoutout jewish people

was sucking on a penis when suddenly it sucked me back

breaking: lucy dacus found dead in pyongyang

can someone give me 2 bands so i can buy this jacket. please

they were fighting over the 1 blanket so my parents had to get a 2nd one

highkey miss this blazer i lost it like a year ago and havent been able to find one that hits the same. i do got on balenci derbies a cdg tee and an undercover necklace in this tho so you could call me mrs put that shit on

had a nightmare that i worked for a zionist government entity (not saying its zog just that everyone were zionists) and that my job was to read letters from palestinian youth to their american family and toss it out if it didnt gel with my superiors. bleak stuff

a cheesesteak (also known as a philadelphia cheesesteak, philly cheesesteak, cheesesteak sandwich, cheese steak, or steak and cheese) is a sandwich made from thinly sliced pieces of beefsteak and melted cheese in a long hoagie roll

i know people say youre not supposed to say gnx is not like us the album but it is definitely not like us the album. the problem is people thinking this is bad

do you think he knows what joi are

okkkk violet beauregard

mentioned i was thinking abt botox at the pride center today and everyone looked at me all puzzled and shit. bitch im trying to yknow transition??? deadass like what are yall so flummoxed for

dj set !!

DISOWN YOUR KIDS FOR NO REASON 2025!!!

#fuck this guy in particular

idea: spoon with tiny holes in it for people that only wanna eat the solid parts of chowder

this is so fucking funny to me bc clearly these ppl do not use the damn website! if i was actually a lolcow you'd be told off for doing this bc it's ween behavior! @wje5s6w5.bsky.social ur a poser buddy