Build the statue!!!! #dabears 🐻

Some say the Eagles are frauds. It’s me… I’m the one who says the Eagles are frauds. 🐻⬇️

teddy ruxpin would never

It’s getting more intense!!!

Get your asses outside people!!!

On behalf of Minnesota… sorry. That is horrible.

#ripcity 🫣

JAKE MOODY FOR PRESIDENT! BEARS WIN!!!!!!

MOOOOODY!!!!! Bears win! Leta gooooooo!!!

Jake Moody…. I hold my breath every time he kicks, but he’s been on the money so far. 😂 Feels like a Ducks game #dabears 🐻⬇️

If Portland ever needed a new city flag, well, we got one.

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

Let’s get spooky. I recreated the Mummy Duck logo for a wallpaper for myself - now you can enjoy it too. #GoDucks

#goducks My twist on the zombie duck phone background

THERE ARE TOO MANY POKÉMON NOW

Bears are ass

Dierre TD!!!! Let’s gooooo! #goducks

lol…. Of course the Bears are 🫠

Ready to be hurt again. #dabears 🐻⬇️

Things are rough in Corvallis 🤣

Folks should bring Monopoly money to throw on the Ok State Sidelines on Saturday.

Once again: pulling for Dante hard today. Do this, my friend. Go Ducks. 🦆

Matt Patricia seeing a Manning in the 4th quarter

WAKE THE DUCK UP, IT’S GAMEDAY!!!! #GODUCKS 💚💛

Quack quack bitches. It’s game daaaaaaayyyy!!!! #goducks 🦆

Never doubt Tyson Bagent. Dude is a killer. Bears finish the preseason 2-0-1. Next up, the Vikings in 17 days.

Sometimes, it’s about being lucky. 🤘

I love this. We might win a Super Bowl again 🐻⬇️

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a fiddle? Putin can't play the fiddle.

Last month, we reported that the IRS was preparing a system that would share millions of taxpayers' data with ICE. Now we can confirm data was officially transferred ⤵️

I’m ready to be hurt again 🐻⬇️

Sco 🦆

A dogs reaction to their humans coming home from a short trip is always fun 😆

Byron Buxton right now

I guess there are worse hobbies to have 🤷‍♂️. I need football season to start 😆

RIP Ryno! I always wanted to play second base because of him. This sucks ☹️

The sourdough bread making experiment is improving 🤘

👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻

It’s been fun, Oregon! Until next time 🍻

What’s good?

For tonight’s in flight entertainment

Oregon caught up in recruiting like it was bagging the first lap of Mario Kart.

Qatar closed its airspace and the U.S. Embassy told Americans to shelter in place. But don’t worry, Trump’s $400 million Qatari bribery jet is still cleared for takeoff.

Happy Mothers Day to all the fantastic Moms out there! 👑🥂

Man, this is absolutely brutal. At the very least, I'm glad he got to talk to his mom about the big moment and say good bye :(

WE ARE! NAMED MATT! #chartibundibowl