if you can’t fight the moonlight, how the hell you gonna save the daylight?

Sigh💔

REST IN PEACE, MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG

Mood

Promised myself I’d take it easy on social media today, but I came on to say this one thing. 👀 There are a LOT of people who made money, earned views, and clicks by tearing down Dems. They will now be back to pretend we were all focused on the same enemy ALL along. Spoiler Alert: We were not.

Mood forever until my last breath

Anyways, I'm pretty sure they did something to that app so I hope all of you that are desperate to get back on there use some caution when posting

Well Tik Tok is back up I guess which means everyone should be thanking Biden for it coming back since it happened while he's still president

Now how am I supposed to know what Dylan McDermott Mulroney was gonna say about his stick??

Please let this be a sign

🥳 Happy New Year 🎊

Considering the movie takes place during the Christmas season — not to mention the tree lighting ceremonies, snowy cemetery speeches, and mistletoe puns — Batman Returns is undeniably a Christmas movie.

A film for all the family to enjoy together.

Merry Chrismahanukwanzica

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:

The bots are flowing… be careful out in the Sky, y’all…

Crying in the shower for no reason at all is completely underrated

Girl same

These days, this sort of scene would be decried as “woke” by the usual click bait revenue weirdos on YouTube. But Angelus and Spike fucked like bunnies back in the day. They were horny murderous vampires after all.

No one: Every Black person I've ever known: #blacksky #bluesky #colemandomingo

Who in the hell is "we"?? Cuz I know my black ass will not be taking any bit of responsibility for the stupidity of over half the population of this country.

I need to get off this stupid fucking planet

Marijuana is a gateway to more harmful substances, like Taco Bell.

I mean let's be real, the Joker wouldn't even get this kind of a perp walk

after years of hearing conservatives describe basic political equality as "mob rule," i am darkly amused that this country is being subjected to literal mob rule by deranged reactionaries

I can't believe this needs to be said but FORMER REPUBLICANS SHOULD NOT BE LEADING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Love this for her

If you post A.I. "art," don't follow me.

This...is a choice

if you can’t make money without stealing, maybe you weren’t meant to make money

@jamesgunn.bsky.social I don't know if it counts as a spoiler, but are we gonna get the "it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman" in the movie??

I just know a certain loud mouthed group of weirdos are punching the sky right now over that trailer and honestly...I'm ok with that

I haven't really said much about the Luigi Mangione thing, but I'm gonna need someone much smarter than me to explain how the fuck he's getting charged with terrorism in NY considering that CEO did not work for a unit of government in any way, shape, or form

New promo art for #FantasticFour (via elreportedehoy | IG)

I for the life of me will never understand how people decided it was weird to go to the movies alone when you’re not even supposed to talk to anyone during it

When he inevitably unleashes some ancient Egyptian curse (and he will) I hope it takes him and everyone he associates with out in a hilariously spectacular way and the world ignores it like he ignores that moldy ass lunchables rip-off he owns

💅WELCOME BACK, QUESTING QUEENS! The trailer for Dimension 20: Dungeons & Drag Queens season 2 has arrived!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 y'all are surprised that a man who was promoting purity rings would end up having terrible politics when he got older 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's like being surprised Poot's captor thinks they can talk to ghosts and aliens 🤣🤣🤣🤣

She is "the babygirl"

Me with Law & Order: SVU

2024 just keeps stealing joy tvline.com/news/girls5e...

What a bunch of fucking pussies. Trans people exist whether you're ready to talk to your kids about them or not.

Now divide that number by 36 and you get the real number of albums she sold. Still a lot but definitely not 6 million.

Date idea: you transfer $50,000 into my savings account

That Gucci shampoo money came in