I’m only watching this MLS game for Marcelo Balboa and Jorge Perez Navarro.

Now I have to go play an indoor soccer game…ugh

Thorns doing what the Timbers can’t #RCTID #BAONPDX

I’m gonna get roasted in the gf’s family group chat #RCTID

Gage Guerra is 3 goals away from a hat trick #RCTID

I’m in a toxic relationship with my favorite soccer team #RCTID

Onward Rose City #RCTID

ONE DOWN, ONE MORE TO GO!!! #BAONPDX

The gf was in the bathroom and missed it. Gonna send her back #BAONPDX

I need these wins against San Diego so the gf’s family don’t laugh at me #BAONPDX #RCTID

Your @people.com 2025 Sexiest Man Alive 📸: JJ Anderson of The I-5 Corridor #RCTID

Needing a Costco pizza to cure this hangover

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO #RCTID

Gage is my favorite Timber!!!!!!!!

I went to the bathroom and a goal score. Coincidence, I think not #RCTID

Bringing stickers to the game for anybody who wants some. Will have a yellow-ish hoodie and a black/red/white fringe no pity scarf on. Will also be in 108 most of the time. #RCTID

LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!! #RCTID

We lost but still got a goal for panda #nomnomnom

Last futsal game of the season. Goal or assist = Panda Express

Oooooohhh next weekend we are playing angry #RCTID

The Timbers have needed someone to be a dick, someone to show some bite and yell at his teammates (in a good way), ever since Blanco left. Based on what I've seen the last few games, and especially tonight, I think Velde might be the guy.

Oh so nooooow you want to pull out the yellow cards #RCTID

The Timbers are like me trying to learn Scandinavian languages… Can’t Finnish… #rctid

First Antony and then Miler. We’re knocking. #RCTID

Jorge Perez Navarro & Marcelo Balboa are on the Spanish broadcast tonight! The best commentary team in MLS. #RCTID

The Sunday Night Football I’ll be watching. #RCTID #OOTD

A story in two pictures.

they got me on cribbage charges please help

They sent the feds into Portland and they've only been able to get Chauncey Billups 😭😭

PURO PINCHE TIMBERS!!!!! #RCTID

From the true North End #RCTID

Made it on the main feed #RCTID

IYKYK #RCTID

x2

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!! #RCTID

If Timbers and Blazers win, are we jumping in the Willamette??? #RipCity #RCTID

Really hoping today is not a repeat of what happened last year. #RipCity #RCTID

What sucks is now I’ll have to hear my gf’s family talk about how SDFC beat the Timbers, unless Timbers somehow eliminate them in the playoffs. #RCTID

At least the max won’t be full after the game. #RCTID

If everything stands, we have to play SDFC at least 2 more times in the playoffs #RCTID

Patch Patrol never misses #RCTID #FlowWithUs

My need to revive my old sticker Instagram account

Last chance for a hat trick this regular season. Just saying that already ruined the chances. #RCTID

The stickers in Portland are second to none. #RCTID

Last full day in San Diego #RCTID