It's gonna get very hot today and for a fair while gang, so a reminder to take extra care if you're on a medication that has heat sensitivity. That includes a fair few antipsychotics, antidepressants, anti anxiety meds and ADHD meds so be sure to check 🫡

Two months ago, I stepped down from OFS staff due to irreconcilable differences in views regarding overfishing, its philosophy, approaches, and the community. The results speak for themselves. Thanks to the muffins and to the people who continue to support me 🙏

Ended up investing quite a bit of time into this Partial Junction, had low expectations, but walked out with some of the most insane scores including 254 Eggs! HUGE GGs to all the Muffins, especially @haita-san.bsky.social @megamark71.bsky.social & @jujstme.bsky.social ! 💜 #splatoon3 #salmonrun

a bountiful nonoflingza Junction🥸

The stats for those 231s and 243 (the first 231 was from the initial climb with @kellykato.bsky.social - ggs as well)

254 on Jammin' Salmon Junction with @haita-san.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social @jujstme.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdH_... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Boycott the Eurovision Song Contest. #eurovision #esc #boycotteurovision

The New York Times has investigated Israel's Eurovision campaign and the EBU's response. Findings include: 🔹 2025 voting data was not fully investigated 🔸 Broadcasters faced pressure from the EBU and Israeli diplomats 🔹 EBU lawyers stated Israel could have been excluded in 2026

Sockeye's eggstra work ends with a net improvement of 47 eggs over the previous run. Might have pushed to 290+ or even 300, if I had enough motivation. Still, GGs muffins :)

284 on Sockeye Station Eggstra Work (May 2026) with ZoomMed @jujstme.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9RE... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

274 on Sockeye Station Eggstra Work (May 2026) with @jujstme.bsky.social @haita-san.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkWK... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

242 on Salmonid Smokeyard with @haita-san.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social @kellykato.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MGH... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Back in my day, consoles used to get cheaper the longer they were out 👴

A couple more gains from post 9s. Very nice ht fog into ht mommy on the 234. Sadly forgor to hit start recording o7

Lossless 9s on JSJ (rota no. 796), overall HS 219. Ggs Muffins

chat i fear i cooked. #splatoon3 #tomodachilifelivingthedream

Just want to say a big thank you to everyone who supported by liking, sharing and donating. We reached and exceeded the goal which will pay to keep salmonrun.ink online for another 3 years 🥳 ko-fi.com/waqreations/...

Was wondering why the multiworld I was playing was a struggle until being fully BK'd. My SMW climb was in sphere 2 on the tracker but it was in a location which needed Marge Attack in SHAR, which itself was behind Yellow Switch Palace blocks which wasn't until sphere 4.

This website is one of a few resources that could do with staying, for a number of reasons: - Accessibility - Info not locked behind Discord servers - Links and info about the wider SR community, YT, Twitch, Discords etc - Guides/Advice - SALMON BINGO HELLO??? Consider donating if you can!

I love pegging

Cursed your timeline with this... #emote #splatoon3

This Cohock has achieved Ascension. #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

33 shifts fully freelance 9s (2 losses + a post 9s for final king). Have to say, this was a pretty refreshing experience. Other than two lobbies wanting to apply the BA griller strat with little understanding of it, it was great to see a lot of familiar names and have lots of fun games.

Two things: 1) Stop trying to do the BA grillers strat in freelance, and 2) it doesn't work on Normal Tide!

Sure, it's a product of weapons and wave types, but 45 bomb no xtrawave Pegchamp

After what must be nearly a year of it being broken, the touchpad on my laptop has decided to start working again. W

Jannik Sinner and Aryna Sabalenka become the 4th man & woman to win the Sunshine Double simultaneously. 1994 - Steffi Graf & Pete Sampras. 2005 - Kim Clijsters & Roger Federer. 2016 - Victoria Azarenka & Novak Djokovic. 2026 - Aryna Sabalenka & Jannik Sinner. 🦊🐯

First multiworld was a huge success. Very excited to try more in the future :D

Sabalenka d. Gauff 6-2 4-6 6-3 Aryna wins the Sunshine Double The 1st player to beat Coco in a hardcourt final 1 set dropped all tournament 12th straight win 23-1 in 2026 ✅11th WTA 1000 title ✅24th WTA title ✅Back-to-back Miami titles Don’t mess with the tigress 🐅

Maxed goldies achievement unlocked #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

NEW VIDEO: PART TWO (of 3 part series) IN THE GRILLERS GUIDE. THIS VIDEO DISCUSSES SPECIALS AND MAPS #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun YES THIS IS ALSO AN HOUR LONG THANKS BYE youtu.be/HmVYwIlrbhw

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

145 games, 100k+ points. Max score overall of 249. And the usual lossless grind to 9s, thanks to the muffins of course. I missed big runs so much.

Sabalenka d. Rybakina 3-6 6-3 7-6(6) Match point saved. Aryna is the Indian Wells Champion. She snaps Elena’s 12 match winning streak against top 10 players. ✅10th WTA 1000 title ✅23rd title 3rd time in the final, 1st time winning it… resilience. If at first you don’t succeed, be Aryna. 🐅

Ending playing this rerun of Big Run on Eeltail Alley to 100K points on a high note! Despite me in honesty causing a single loss via a Grillers wipe, we pulled out with an INSANE 244 on our very last shift! Huge GGs to @STTC LP, @haita-san.bsky.social & @megamark71.bsky.social! #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

244 on Eeltail Alley with @haita-san.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social STTC www.youtube.com/watch?v=04IR... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

225 ☀️ on Eeltail Alley with @haita-san.bsky.social @jujstme.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkzD... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

I think this will only serve as further proof that a overall weapon comp for a given SRNW rotation does not matter as much as one may think, SRNW map design & wave/tides matter FAR more when it comes to getting high scores, something i've seen far too many in my SRNW playtime overlooking generally.

I DON'T BELEIVE IT!!! Just barely a week after achieving my first ever 250+ / 260 Eggs on Golden Hydro 2, we pulled out 254 Eggs on this ink-hungry Hydro comp from out of nowhere. I'm in SHOCK, GGs Muffins @jujstme.bsky.social @thereunion.bsky.social & @haita-san.bsky.social ! #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Absolutely insane score of 254 from the current Fission rotation. Thanks @datlossit.bsky.social @haita-san.bsky.social @thereunion.bsky.social and the rest of the muffins, our growth lately has been insane!

During the Sockeye rota yesterday, I obtained the final #SalmonRun badge: gold grizzco! 🎉 A huge thank you to everyone who has been a part of this journey. 💜 This isn't the end. We will still be fishing for the love of the game 🐟 #Splatoon3

202 ☀️ on Sockeye Station with Polgara (a freelancer) @haita-san.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tKM... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

257 on Gone Fission Hydroplant with @linenden.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social Chrispy (a freelancer) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQU3... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

[2/?] This was NOT the only 250+ score we got too! An flat 250 came not long after, and on my VERY last shift for the rotation pulled out a 257 with @megamark71.bsky.social and @linenden.bsky.social, putting them at 250+ club as well! To whoever Chrispy103 is, You were amazing! #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

[1/?] I am beyond words, most insane feat i have ever achieved in my Salmon Run career, on this 2nd Golden Hydro rerun, not only achieving my overall secret goal of getting 250+ eggs globally at least once, but SKIPPING to 260! To all the Muffins, Thank You for our friendship! #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

The cat is out of the bag and people by now should know I left the OFS server. Just my two comments about this pastebin.com/3jFa6bxe

Okay I sort of gave up updating this lol. Instead I'll link my Google Sheets with my 9s list. It also has a weapon/map chart and map PBs. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Really frustrating how Balatro on Switch 2 has happened. Separate game instead of a NS2E, meaning the free upgrade doesn't apply to physical owners and save data cannot be carried over.