Sometimes the game decides it's time for a broken seed...

Every time I play on bay I feel like a newbie all over again 😭 The map is workable but it has just so many severe issues. Not to mention the slowdowns for whoever is playing on switch 1.

Two months ago, I stepped down from OFS staff due to irreconcilable differences in views regarding overfishing, its philosophy, approaches, and the community. The results speak for themselves. Thanks to the muffins and to the people who continue to support me 🙏

Ended up investing quite a bit of time into this Partial Junction, had low expectations, but walked out with some of the most insane scores including 254 Eggs! HUGE GGs to all the Muffins, especially @haita-san.bsky.social @megamark71.bsky.social & @jujstme.bsky.social ! 💜 #splatoon3 #salmonrun

254 on Jammin' Salmon Junction with @haita-san.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social @jujstme.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdH_... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Salmon Run is an extremely reproducible game mode and there's always 1 most optimal way to deal with a certain boss or a certain situation. However, this doesn't necessarily mean the way you are suggested to deal with a boss is necessarily the best one.

Sockeye's eggstra work ends with a net improvement of 47 eggs over the previous run. Might have pushed to 290+ or even 300, if I had enough motivation. Still, GGs muffins :)

Final tally from playing out this Smokeyard Full Wildcard May 2026, the spawn luck this time was brutal for us, consider it a miracle we didn't lose any shifts. Most kings were High Tide as well, but we defeated all but one of them! 245 eggs as best score though, GGs Muffins! #splatoon3 #salmonrun

I'm BEYOND speechless, one of the worst Yards of 2026, Explosher my beloathed, yet out of NOWHERE pulling a 250! HUGE ggs to @jujstme.bsky.social @haita-san.bsky.social & @thereunion.bsky.social! Shoutouts to @dogysamich.bsky.social earlier on, our growth has known no bounds!!! #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

I can't overstate how much we've managed to grow over time. It would've been impossible to reach 231 day only without the muffins. GGs @datlossit.bsky.social @haita-san.bsky.social @dogysamich.bsky.social

Played the so called "Worst Yard of 2026" set with my groups the Muffins, we went in with zero expectations and mainly just wanted EVP999s, but we got Lossless! Honestly was a really fun rotation to play! GGs @kirby2qt.bsky.social @thereunion.bsky.social @jujstme.bsky.social! #splatoon3 #salmonrun

Played this notorious Smokeyard rota with my Muffin friends, went in with zero expectations, even took my limiters off. NONE of us were expecting this baffling 247, i'm blown away by our continued growth! GGS @jujstme.bsky.social @haita-san.bsky.social @thereunion.bsky.social! #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

145 games, 100k+ points. Max score overall of 249. And the usual lossless grind to 9s, thanks to the muffins of course. I missed big runs so much.

Absolutely insane score of 254 from the current Fission rotation. Thanks @datlossit.bsky.social @haita-san.bsky.social @thereunion.bsky.social and the rest of the muffins, our growth lately has been insane!

Thanks for the games to the Muffins. Our growth in the last 2 years has been incredible.

The cat is out of the bag and people by now should know I left the OFS server. Just my two comments about this pastebin.com/3jFa6bxe

Capping off this 2nd Big Run on Um'ami Ruins at 84k points & 122 Shifts. Every Triumvirate but one defeated, 39 gold scales dropped & 2000+ in inventory, godlike score of 247 eggs with a new world record on High Tide Grillers of 110! I absolutely deserve a break, GGs everyone! #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Another incredible rotation full of eggs, but, most importantly, I'm finally a proud owner of a golden grizzco badge. Thanks to the muffins, @datlossit.bsky.social @haita-san.bsky.social , toadette, mark, @kellykato.bsky.social , Anya and anyone else I might have forgotten to mention.

With this current Sockeye rotation, I finally managed to get the (in)famous golden big shot badge! This would've never been possible without my amazing teammates! Thanks, muffins!

I NEVER THOUGHT I'LL NEVER SEE ANOTHER 240+ score ever again after getting a 247 on last Golden Smokeyard. Pulled a 241 out of this Junction during 9s climb, multiple 200s+, the game got really mad with non-stop Flyfish spam after this shift. GGs muffins' for the fun games! #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Finally I got 220 on every map. Thank you everyone for helping me 🙏

Guess what...

I still can't believe I managed to get such a score on this rotation. Thanks a lot guys, love you all ❤️

THE BOAT IS DEFEATED! Finally achieved 200+ eggs on Marooner's Bay with an insane seed & score of 212! That marks getting 200+ eggs on the main SRNW maps at least once each. Big GGs & HUGE Thank You to @jujstme.bsky.social @pan-pan-demon.bsky.social & @megamark71.bsky.social. #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

I don't really enjoy repeating a scenario for hours and hours, so I limited myself to 2 sessions. Still glad I got a decent score for the (non-existent) effort I put into it. GGs

Dipped into Eggstra Work's 2nd run on Junction with @jujstme.bsky.social @megamark71.bsky.social and @STTC LP, and in just 4 games we pulled out with a 316 egg score, big GGs! I had low expectations at first, but goodness getting 300+ on this wasn't even that hard shockingly! #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

241 on Jammin' Salmon Junction with @pan-pan-demon.bsky.social @jujstme.bsky.social @kellykato.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJzE... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Still doubtful whether I should continue posting my scores here. In the meantime, enjoy a random lossless grind in the current bonerattle rotation with a bunch a new 200+ scores :)

212 on Sockeye Station with @pan-pan-demon.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social @jujstme.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-nM... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Day 1 of the golden sockeye

Enjoying the current bonerattle rotation so far

213 on Gone Fission Hydroplant with STTC @datlossit.bsky.social @jujstme.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ8W... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

210 on Bonerattle Arena with @pan-pan-demon.bsky.social @datlossit.bsky.social @jujstme.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mIo... #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Nintendo announced an upcoming Eggstra work on its official website for February 15th

Mid rota, nice scores. Thanks for playing with me and thanks for yet another lossless 9s

Lossless bay :)

Another Lossless Marooner's Bay with the squad of @lilahkitty.bsky.social @pan-pan-demon.bsky.social & @jujstme.bsky.social, but oh boy this was a TRIP. Any Salmon Runners here, here's a seed from one of our shifts. You have to play yourself to see how this truly felt for us. #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

GGs for another lossless

Thinking about reducing the time investment towards Splatoon in order to dedicate myself to other gaming experiences. More specifically, in kinda becoming interested in Retroachievements. Ah, don't worry I will still continue fishing (it's a very hard addiction to beat).

Man I love hydra

I guess I should start posting in here. Let's start with the results from the latest cracked JSJ rota. Thank you all for playing with me <3