Why is Keir Starmer obsessed with Nigel Farage?

Das neue Wahlkampfvideo von Demokratieverräter Jens Spahn ist fertig: Faschismus ist jetzt „konservativ“.

So I‘m just collecting stuff here. The 22-year-old who allegedly shot Charlie Kirk came from a full-blown #MAGA family. His relationship with them was so good that he confessed the murder to his father who then turned him in.

So let me get this straight. Kirk is getting praised for standing for thorough but peaceful debate. His killer thought he was too tame. The cries of his widow will echo like a battle cry. Is she calling for aggresion/ violence against opponents, i.e. the very thing the killer wanted?

FCKN HLL ❗

And she has gone, regarding a point of law which few lawyers would know the answer to. But she should have got specialist advice.

Timeline cleanser! If you're not in awe of this little fella making his break-through - what's wrong with you?! 🥰

Ganz Deutschland sollte erfahren, was diesen Herbst in #Hamburg erkämpft werden kann. Die Zeiten sind hart, aber die Hoffnung lebt - solange wir laut bleiben. Spread the word. #Zukunftsentscheid

T-56 minutes. Kids off-loaded to grandad/ neighbours/ auntie? Dog decanted? Phone off he hook? Pizza/ nibbles/ drinks/ arsedent AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE FILM READY???

So. I reckon we have enough of us to make this a thing. And if not, there are worse ways for me to spend my Bank Holiday Monday evening than tweeting into a void while watching the World’s Greatest Legal Movie. Monday 25th August 2025. 8pm. My Cousin Vinnie, #LegalLiveTweet Who’s in?

It took us a little longer than most to complete today's Off The Beatson Track fund-raising walk, not just because of our little legs, but also because we kept on having to stop for Dad to catch up with me and Mum! #glasgow #glasgowpenguins #offthebeatsontrack #penguin #streetart #kelvinwalkway

1/ Why is your foreign policy friend mad about Trump/Putin? A lot of how international relations and diplomacy work in practice sounds cringe or fawning when you say it out loud. One example is that for a foreign leader, a meeting with the US President is a privilege you must negotiate for.

Princess Anne jist drives around in a beat up landrover. Try to kidnap her and she just tells you to bugger off. Prince Philip used to drive round London in a beat up black cab. They had to take it off him as he kept accepting fares.

"A Long Climb Over Shortcomings" - chalk and charcoal on brick at the Willoughby-Eastlake Public Library for Willoughby Arts Collaborative's Chalk Fest!

As @edwinhayward.com highlights, currently an anti-immigration campaign is run on Starmer's, Cooper's, HomeOffice's 🐦 accounts. Below, 10 tweets just from the PM's timeline. 80%-90% of the content is now law&order/anti-immigration. As a fmr UK migrant & Australian Migration Officer, I shake my head.

We've been away for a very long time, but we're finally back. We've missed Glasgow a lot, especially our favourite hill to skateboard down! #glasgow #penguins #kelvinwalkway #glasgowpenguins #skateboarding #streetart

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Hi James, please listen to someone from Germany. Our news outlets decided to report the ethnicity/natioinality of all offenders a few years ago inn the hopes of silencing the racists with facts. It didn't work. 1/

In DE leider nicht gewollt, weil es mit Einschränkungen für "den echten" Verkehr verbunden wäre. #VisionZero #Verkehrswende #CarBrain

Mir scheint in bzw. bei Bremen gibt es kein Internet - weiß man da Genaueres? Jedenfalls muss ich mir meinen ☕ selber kochen, seit @brauner112.bsky.social dorthin gefahren ist, ihre Schwester zu besuchen. Na hoffentlich haben die beiden wenigstens ne gute Zeit zusammen! 🤗

The emergence of Patrice and her green summer bonnet (which may or may not be the result of her getting stuck in a hedge):

Truth be told, Patrice got stuck in a hedge this morning, but she is nonetheless accepting compliments on her new hat.

Deck.blue is doing funny things this morning.

Ursula prides herself on representing the bear minimum.

Haben schon alle von euch ihr Kreuz bei der Lieblingskneipe von Nando @eisenbremen.bsky.social gemacht? Ihr dürft sogar noch ein paar nette Worte dalassen, falls euch welche einfallen. ;) www.weser-kurier.de/bremen/stimm...

#TLC #TimelineCleanser (because we all need one)

They're really doing it. They're rigging the 2026 elections.

BREAKING: Israel to allow foreign countries to drop aid into Gaza from today, a senior IDF official told Sky News news.sky.com/story/israel...

@pingpinguin147.bsky.social Krame gerade auf einer alten Festratte rum und bin über diese Einladung/Aufforderung zur Pinguin-Fitness gestolpert.

The emergence of Sluggo, who is still trying to decide what to draw at the Ann Arbor Art Fair July 17-19. www.theannarborartfair.com/art-activiti...

The emergence of Clyde and his overambitious double-scoop purchase:

Clyde and the Prophetic Pink Splodge

Yes, okay, he's too vain to wear a hearing aid. But WHAT THE FLIP IS THIS WORD SALAD??? Did he short-circuit after hearing "Florida" -> home -> White House -> Oval Office -> the tand he had installed there + dissing someone?

Einer von unendlich vielen Gründen, warum der Faschismus das absolute Böse ist: Er weckt in mir das Bedürfnis, Menschen sehr weh zu tun. Menschen, die anderen Menschen sehr weh tun. #DestroyFascism #DestroyICE #GotohellTrump

Good advice.

Left: What the print edition of the @WSJ tells casual browsers about a coming heat wave: Fun! Summer! Heat! Children playing with water! Right: What the paper tells people who actually look at more than headlines and pretty pictures: dangerously hot and humid, 200 mil. affected

When flying, Sluggo loves to feel the wind in his eyes. (collaboration with a thrown piece of chalk at the Ann Arbor Summer Festival, 2025)

RFK Jr. spouted dangerous vaccine falsehoods on national TV. As a parent and infectious diseases doctor, I couldn't stay silent. Here's what the data actually shows. 🧵

He is doing it in plain sight. The plan is absutely transparent and clear. He wants to declare an "insurrection" and then rule by decree and massive military force. I.E., he wants to turn the US into a #Trump-#Dictatorship. He doesn't even try to hide it - he advertises it.

Mavis is hoping to catch either a wandering horse or a high-bouncing rabbit.

I know I'm not the first to say it but I'll say it anyway: Good luck to the artists! 🤞

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Letzte Chance: JETZT noch der Nutzung der eigenen Kommunikation durch #Meta fürs KI-Training widersprechen (selbst, wenn Ihr den Account anschließend ohnehin löscht). Oder wollt Ihr das Rohmaterial für Zuckerbergs künstliche Freunde liefern? www.spiegel.de/wisse...

He almost sounds sane if you stop reading after “Happy Memorial Day”

Vielleicht würde ich mich in Deutschland etwas wohler fühlen, wenn wir über Polizisten, die für die AfD in Parlamenten sitzen und gern öffentlich Thor Steinar tragen, ähnlich engagiert diskutieren wie über linke Menschen in ACAB-Klamotten.

Ja, und Kleinkinder ☝️ Der ganze Wahnsinn der CDU, in 7 Sekunden erklärt.

1) PHONES OFF THE HOOK; KIDS etc. OFF TO NEIGHBOURS!!

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