Back on Apex Legends for the first time in months

Make me young

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

Yay calisthenics 🤸🏻‍♂️

Hmm, wonder what all of today's UK politics podcasts will be about 🤔👑

Our @sunderfolk.com save file has corrupted since installing the patch today 😭

Trudeau named not reforming the voting system as his big regret. Starmer shouldn't repeat his mistake. The stakes are now much higher than just who wins the next election. When there's such a disconnect between how people vote and who wins seats, trust in democracy is at risk.

An actual quote from the Secretary of State for Business and Trade Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’ Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'

Am I right that this is one of Ru's best looks on Drag Race?

POV: It's Thursday. You logged off 5 minutes ago.

pomodoro timer goes off I start strapping on my mountain climbing gear

The level of riggery in the latest episode of Drag Race All Stars...

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

Just a selfie before the alcoholic haze of Hoopla last weekend

Just got my hair cut into a 'smart mullet', now eating an acai bowl with matcha lemonade before heading to a calisthenics intro. I am indeed feeling very Manchester today.

Can't believe they kept this in #IKissedABoy

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

me every time I get a news alert

It's sunny and the Manchester temperature is soaring at 16°C, so there's only one thing for it

Okay @duolingoesp.bsky.social does sometimes teach me phrases I might actually say

Me playing INZOI this week

There's way too much US politics on my feed. And I realise using that term will probably make it worse for my algorithm... I don't mind a bit here and there, but show me something else

If anyone knows where a guy without Apple Music can listen to JADE's cover of Frozen by Madonna... 👀

I just don't think... at this age, I'm meant to live an uncomfortable life. (Credit: @slayerfestx98.bsky.social on Instagram)

It's still blanket weather 🥶

Saturday night and I'm drinking alcohol-free wine

Nooo, just catching up on yesterday's @papercutsshow.bsky.social and so sad to hear it's ending next week 😢

Loving Mayhem, but still can't figure out my standout track 🤔

So I think I'm probably #TeamOnya this season

Trump threatens EU with 200% tariffs on alcohol - including wine and champagne 🥂

Shocked at recent reports of dysfunction within a political party led by Farage. Shocked, I tell you!

I cannot stress enough how happy it makes me to be able to buy Tim Tams in UK supermarkets now. Thank you Australia 🇦🇺

28 years ago today, Buffy Summers started her first day at Sunnydale High where she'd meet her new watcher/father figure Giles, her soon-to-be witchy best friend Willow, the other soon-to-be best friend Xander, vamp lover Angel, and Queen Bee Cordelia and it changed the course of pop culture history

About to watch the Monster Hunter movie, wish me luck

This amount of sunshine on a Wednesday is a cruel joke from God

Not my home, but I know my way around

Having to work on Friday afternoons is such a scam

Starting to think I may need to let a few weeks pass before returning to White Lotus... A binge watch would help counter the slowness

The annoying part about taking a random Tuesday off work is that you feel obliged to tidy the house 😩

Thoroughly enjoyed last night's @newsagents.bsky.social live show in Manchester 🐝 And thanks for answering my question! Despite what I said, I love @maitlis.bsky.social , @lewisgoodall.com and @jonsopel1.bsky.social equally, of course! 🤗

Very relieved the AfD underperformed, at least on this occasion 😮‍💨

Very interesting on yesterday's episode of @newsagents.bsky.social. Could more centrist European parties be profiting from Trump's pro-Russia stance?

My morning wake-up call. Excuse his gunky eyes - my partner's British shorthair cat is about 16 years old at this point 😻

Movies you've watched more than six times, GIFs only

🥶 Wrap up, but make it gay

Nigel Farage says he will always put "country" first. Here's a reminder of which country he's talking about.

I can't believe we're not even halfway through the week