google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips

Ryan Coogler becomes the second Black filmmaker to ever win Best Original Screenplay at the #Oscars  He joins Jordan Peele, who was the first.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Happy 3rd birthday to my beautiful child!! 😁 And thank you all to everyone who supported me while I was writing this, who read it, who yelled in my comments or dms, who made art based it 😭 , and who still rec it. I never could have imagined the response and I am so grateful.

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

Most fateful perk of our 4 hour flight delay is we got to watch the Olympics ceremony on my phone HOWEVER not fateful enough to NOT take off in the last commercial break before the torch was lit 🥲

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Hydrogeology Mechanics of Materials Environmental Engineering Fluid Mechanics Yoga [and it was genuinely very stressful bc Don the yoga man had us doing inversions on week 3 🥲]

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Donating to her will ensure money for rent, groceries, and household supplies are going directly into the pockets of the most vulnerable people here. Thank you for anything you can give. Please call your representatives and tell them how sick this makes you. Venmo: @Lindsay-DeLand

Renee Good's last words were "I'm not mad at you, bro" Alex Pretti's last words were "are you okay?" I am mad. I am not okay.

I was strangely quiet online in 2016 so I have only found like 4 pictures of myself lmao HOWEVER after digging I found out my top song was the Beethoven piano concerto riley's dad plays in Sense8 if that gives you any sense of how gay I was without knowing it. #2 was Kettering, also from sense8 🤗

I'm making new friendssss 🥰🥰 In three book clubs now and I gotta call it or else I'll get overwhelmed!!! But everyone was so sweet and the book club community here is SO small and I felt very cool connecting a new part of the local bookworm web

This is what life is all about babyyyyy

AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.

V serendipitous I picked this bookmark for my lesbian book and then it turns out one of the characters is nicknamed La Venus hehehehe

Hi, my name is carrot, and I have rwrb wips so old that the slang makes them feel like period pieces.

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

Finished fewer books than I wanted but started a lot!! I don't like rating books on storygraph bc the star breakdown paralyzes me BUT my top three reads are Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead, A Short Stay in Hell - Stephen Peck, and Careless People - Sarah Wynn-Williams. On to 2026!!

Originally posted this on tumblr but here are my top 9 albums of the year!! www.tumblr.com/14carrotghou...

🥺🥺🥺🥺 Thank you anonymous friend!!! 🫶🫶

I got my fuckin gumboooooo lets gooooooo

Ya estaba llorando cuando empezó lento y luego que se ponen a cantar ojitos lindos?!?!?! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

Inside me are two wolves: one wanting to write a fic based on The Discourse and another wanting to write femmeslash for a different fandom bc I'd be the first to post....... but the wolves have to clean the apartment bc parents are coming to stay for christmas.... decisions decisions....

my first fic in over a year is now live!! My Big Brother #️⃣ kid fic, absent sibling relationship, character study, angst with a happy ending, canon compliant (for once!) 7.8k, T, 1/1 chapters, complete. archiveofourown.org/works/75711651

Day 13: Reindeer Idk about you but there’s something familiar about that Herbie the elf… #rwrbart #fpdrawcember

Days 11 & 12: Bundled up in a snowball fight #rwrbart #fpdrawcember

I hate to hype this app now but THERES A LITTLE COQUI THAT POPS UP AROUND THE PLAY BUTTON WHEN YOU PAUSE BAD BUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭

They are Bundled Up and ready for a Snowball Fight 🥴❄️ #rwrb #firstprince #fpdrawcember

Day 8: Nutcracker (ballet AU) #rwrbart #frdrawcember

Did the thing going around where you compare your top music from several years and it is SO funny and cute seeing my evolution in taste 🥺 and interestingly, not a single song makes a repeat appearance in my top 10 lists!

It's getting colder so have some warm cozy boys ☕🧣 #rwrb #firstprince

Today, for the first time in the 10ish years I've worked there, my boss suggested we all do a fun bonding activity outside of work: going to a hockey game. (He does play hockey, BUT the timing is impeccable)

Love and hate Costco bc what do you mean 6 things cost 80 dollars but also.... i dont have to worry about hand soap, toilet cleaner, laundry detergent, or dishwasher pods for like 2 years??? That doesnt feel correct????

Glad that sandwich made the cut 🙂‍↕️

Coincidence???? I think not 🫱🌱

Watching college football bc the band keeps playing the parade song all the gungans play on naboo and it makes me happy 😂😂 something something glup shitto

The presentation leaves much to be said but I was desperate to see how the thai tea tres leches recipe tasted and ohhhhhhh 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I LOVE THE SOUND OF MARCHING BANDS IN THE MORNING

Elevator Guy 💌 neighbors who share a balcony AU 💌 Alex is pining but he has no idea what Henry looks like 💌 3.5k 💌fluff, banter, baking your feelings (thank you RainingBlooms on Ao3 for the Thisbe tag line) #rwrb #anywherewithyouevent #firstprince 🔗https://archiveofourown.org/works/74035726

The End of the End (We Live Again) 🌴 Palm Springs AU (in Texas) 🔄 Stuck in a time loop together 💕Strangers to best friends to lovers 🕶️ Just a hint of spy au 📝 E, 25k archiveofourown.org/works/74201416

my contribution to the AWY gift exchange for @berrynat.rwrb.social 🥰🥰 📖 2.7k 📖 fluff, humour & magic 📖 idiots to lovers basically #rwrb #rwrbfic 🔗 — archiveofourown.org/works/73643521

What Kind of Magic Is This? AWY fic for @kjbee27.rwrb.social ✨ 💫 8.8k | m | rival magicians au | silly but sincere 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73635041 #rwrbfic

rest on your patient lips 🩸 Anywhere with You 2025 🩸E | 22.7k words 🩸 Vampire Henry 🩸 Law student / Book clerk Alex 🩸 Strangers to lovers 🩸 Some angst, copious fluff/smut 🩸 Meet “cute” at bookstore in NYC 🖇️ archiveofourown.org/works/73622956

💞 l'amour et la mer 🧜‍♂️ 🌊 Anywhere with You 2025 🌊 merman/human au 🌊 beach vacation, romance, falling in love 🌊 mild angst with a happy ending 🌊 rated M 🌊 14,770 words archiveofourown.org/works/73334696

AWY reveals dropped and I IMMEDIATELY got pulled into a 2.5 hour work meeting 😭😭😭😭 but now i have my sandwich and my phone and its time to scroll the timeline 😁