A friend sent me this screencap and I keep cracking up. 💀

This year, I am participating in Belfry's Winter Gothamite Exchange! Behold:

I know I've been blocked by some folks, and I've also blocked folks myself, soooooo... Here's a facebook style meme I threw together in Krita that I'm okay with folks reposting and sharing around. Just remember the alt text!

The 12th annual international Gender Census 2025 is now open until at least 30th August 2025! survey.gendercensus.com It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.

Fuck you. Die painfully.

Used to do countdowns on Twitter every year Two minutes, ig?

I don't see people talking about the weird political situation with Ukraine invasion and the Gaza genocide that is "you know that when you're talking about those European people who moved to Israel, a lot of them are Eastern European Ashkenazi, right?" 🧵1/

And now…the other one.

My brain just used COVID as the explanation to the "you're in school again" nightmare. Fucking bitch.

Oh, but when I talk for 24 hours straight, it's "infodumping"

@weratedogs.com I'd love to come on the podcast to talk about good dogs in movies This will be my 2nd year making a video titled "Ranking this year's movies by how good the dogs are"

It's the crosshatching for me.

I am the world's bravest soldier I am eating pasta even though it tastes like onion

God, my mental health took a random dip. Feel HORRIBLE.

Look at Kevin everyone

Followed a bunch of Americans in the last couple of days, now my feed at least is alive.

She wears short skirts I have pin worms She’s cheer captain and I. Have. Pinworms.

I haven't seen any services offering Americans to download/store the entirety of their TikTok data

You can replace the sticker with 2025 and it'll still work for NYE

Me: “Military propaganda in our media is incredibly pervasive and deeply harmful to our cultural psyche.” Also Me: *chowing on popcorn watching Top Gun: Maverick for the 73rd time this week* UGHHHH big plane go zoom SO FAST-

We have too many horror movies that demonize trans people And yet not one of them has the tagline "There's an end in transgender" What's the point in harming vulnerable populations if you're too much of a coward for puns?

As someone has absolutely correctly noted in the YouTube comments - this is exactly what Shakespeare would have wanted

I just realized We don't really use any of that stuff do we? We love our flags and our microlabels. But somehow I barely see anyone use the circle thingies. Is there a reason? They're cool!

Ao3 tag "Non-Consensual Electroconvulsive Therapy" that's just torture.

@alpacakittens.bsky.social reading about Romanian things in French might've been the weirdest experience of today.

Imagine getting smart election interference. Here they just used "I'll pay you if you vote red". And it basically worked. It worked so much we only survived on diaspora. We're gonna be so fucked in 2028. Unless mass political refugees from Romania? Honestly I am so hoping for refugees from Romania.

"this movie was expensive because of VFX" Meanwhile VFX workers: "hey um... Can we please eat this month?"

Okay so This is first time watching Teen Titans (2003) thread. Spoilers for 21 year old show ahead.

Dear @abergails.bsky.social I write here to officially thank you for single handedly healing the wounds on my soul I had for the past couple of years that ached even thinking of the Harry Potter franchise and helping me find joy in it again.

God I wish this was easier

Autism nightmare time They changed the recipe of my instant oatmeal.........

I don't wanna study :( Got an exam tomorrow

Hey I did that! When I first heard of "YA literature" I thought "Ah yes. Young Adult. Like the age in Sims. People between 18 and 35." Thankfully, I pretty soon got context clues that it's not that and they actually mean Teens (the age in Sims).

My hottest take is that I do not find cybertrucks to be aesthetically unpleasing. I actually dig the low polygon look. It's whimsy, it's retro video games, retrofuturism, even. It does something different. Everything else about the car is bullshit, but I do not hate the angular nature.

Oh it IS snowing.

You know what I just realized? There's snow today. I didn't even look out.

I support: Public libraries Piracy LGBTQ+ DID/OSDD Kink (don't worry, nothing NSFW here) Police/prison abolition Unions I believe: Generative AI is bad All war is bad Genocide is bad Representation is complicated All art is political Making art makes you a better person

sooooooooooo i was gonna use this right?

*saves this into future blackmail folder* /j

This is how I learn there's alcoholic tea.

I should use this place.

Today on the good side of the internet: that moment when you make a typo in the group chat and everyone just repeats the word you have misspelled, performed by one and only Neil Gaiman.

I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s absolutely perfect

For my Discord server's Valentine exchange, I got to go all out on the young man yaoi with a BirdFlash present to archiveofourown.org/users/Honora... I really enjoyed the results of the lineart process, and just slapped colours together with glee :D #DickGrayson #WallyWest #BirdFlash

My mother Needs so much Fucking Therapy I'm sick of it

when it's been six years and you're trying to purge the entire pinterest worth of yuri on ice fanart from your running out of space google account. i wish i was joking, but most of it is genuinely yoi.

honestly my twitter shitpost was iconic i need to get back on that i am actually very funny in this format