America saying woke was stopping them from winning wars. Woke couldn’t even stop Louis from doing comedy.

Need a billionaire to whip a shoe at this guy

Yeah we knew that after the Epstein files

The first Kennedy who will self-assassinate

Max Scherzer is my favorite millennial

Imagine going to an Amish community and thinking “definitely none of these people are autistic”

If my friends don’t do this after I die I’ll know they actually didn’t give a shit about me

Pitching a new superhero whose power is he’s awesome at getting shot in the neck

what’s that expression, when your whole country and the rest of the world thinks you’re a giant oozing asshole maybe you‘re the problem

A legion of masked ICE goons descending on Tom Homan like the hyenas and Scar in Lion King

Kash Patel always looks like a fly just flew into his mouth

It’s like no one at Disney even watched Andor

Only in America would the firing of the guy from the Man Show be the confirmation it’s full blown fascism.

Kind of fucked up the FBI used the texts I send my girlfriend to frame that kid

So they don't just applaud old Nazis

DeLillo we need Libra 2 now

media: agree or disagree with him, we should respect what Kirk added to the discourse. What Kirk added: I honestly think I could have done Auschwitz better.

can’t wait to choke back tears during the Charlie Kirk moment of silence at UFC White House

Feel like Utah is one of those states where it's less suspicious to just walk around with the gun

this is like John Lennon for people who believe in phrenology

Wrote about losing my dad for @theglobeandmail.com www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...

Incredible piece from comedian and head writer of 22 Minutes @foisman.bsky.social on the loss of his father after years of drug use "if only this country was as good at taking care of his living body as they were with his dead body, he might still be around" I've got some gift links left if needed

What about all the evil, dumb shit?

Republicans going to end the opioid crisis by letting the opioids win

And now Mark Carney will have to do the difficult work of somehow getting Conservative MPs to support an agenda of tax cuts, austerity, and pipeline expansion.

I challenge any Canadian to tell me what Sullivan’s Crossing is about

The pope talked to JD Vance for half an hour and thought “fuck it, I’m out”

The logical conclusion of corporations being “funny”

Isn't there like a whole show about autistic people dating?

Is the Kill Tony Netflix special the prequel to Adolescence

he should be rooting for the globalists to speed it up. every single athlete transitions, until we’re square.

Now that Canada is all Canada-centric again, my very funny friends and I who have been honing our skills as comedians, writers, and actors for 20 years can finally make a really funny TV show right? 🇨🇦 Maybe some movies?

We’re in the zone of interest but the zone is a Morgan Wallen concert

That’s fine we don’t have to use lies

Secret service guy in the back wondering when he’s going to have to do *it*

Just don’t put him in charge of what glue they use

Shouldn’t ceasefire be in quotation marks then?

The closest you can feel you are in the start of a zombie movie is when you leave the house and it slowly dawns on you it’s St. Patrick’s Day

Come on Toronto. We can do better than only one indoor beach club.

Learning that free speech is about being able to tell a rape joke in a Chinese accent and making sure Louis can do theatre shows. It is not —I repeat, not! — about saying Palestinians deserve human rights.

Mahmoud Khalil’s views on antisemitism recorded in a CNN interview. Here’s what he said to Wolf Blitzer on April 29, 2024:

JFK promises to buy a Lincoln Continental

Fentanyl is the new Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Dude you couldn't even take over Canada

Musk is going to show up and they’re going to go “uh we’re actually good, no worries”

Imagine a Canadian Prime Minister saying this

I love that pitches for how A.I can help us are always like imagine being an even lazier, dumber piece of shit.

A generation defined