My friends are unhappy with the revelation that Koalas are riddled with chlamydia

Making the very important spell my party needs to permanently solve a recurring villain something that the party composition has no inherent access to (They're level 14 and in a campaign where they're intended to die and respawn)

Send help

Blessing the group chat with this before I go to sleep

Sister's trying to say I need to teach her how to make spaghetti sauce again "cause it's been 7 years" mfer it has absolutely been 2 at most

I missed the feeling of hitting the DM voice “Are you SURE you want to do that”

2025 and I’m crashing out on someone asking me “is it actually racist to say herro” time is a circle

So the person who has my (stolen by UPS) bags has been ghosting me and I'm taking lawyer steps now 😔If you have the means to/feel like offering support, you can still purchase the bags from me directly sales will help me w/ legal fees chiro.fish

Nayeon fully crashing out on Team Aliens is such a mood loooool

Waiting for my dad at the international terminal and getting to have a mini version of that scene from love actually watching reunions

Finally listening to Doechii’s album for the first time

When my sinuses clear

What a great self care day, got a haircut, got some new hair product at the suggestion of my barber, got some meat at the butcher

Beginning to think that the elevation of nerd culture from 1998-2015 was the single biggest mistake in American history.

I was able to take out Chronos on my first time getting down to him in Hades II ! Love that I finally found a weapon that replaced my beloved homing bow aspect from the first game 🥰

I don't care how long ago your Hot Topic phase was when Black Parade by My Chemical Romance comes on you WILL be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned

Man Tbh I could use an actual physical hug

This is highly indicative of my players' reading comprehension

Anyways if anyone has need of a pretty good admin who's good with people I'm ready and raring for a new spot

Boss is not so subtly making moves to replace me at work and honestly I'm so done with this jackass

Guys I just want to live in uninteresting times Like I wanna live in a footnote in history not in an Encyclopedia Boxset

I have been looking over employee applications all day and I deadass feel my eyes glazing over please send help

Avoiding doing any work today so poomang.com/en/t/ha_sh_tag

Excuse me what the fuck do you mean that the new employee at the job who reports to me is making 68% more than me

Yasuo Chosen and Neeko Chosen my beloveds, it's been SO LONG

Had a phone screening at a new practice and the lady was definitely in the old fashioned mindset of all you should have in life is work and sleep with the 7am-9pm Like yeah it’d be a 70% pay increase but also so much more hours at work But anyways they want someone with more xp anyways so idc 🙃🙃🙃

Excited and terrified for Twice tickets to be posted

Gritty continues to be a real one

Trying to just not doomscroll and put the doom and gloom aside but also knowing willfully being uneducated is how the enemy wins and i'm just tired man

learned a LOT today

Firsts are nice and all but nothing beats the feeling of people handholding your comp going last

Got to work early to cover the opening shift and honestly thank god I’m taking a four day weekend after this I’m exhausted

How fitting for the vibe today

Magnet might be down for the day at work and I absolutely just wanna go home

I am never high rolling this hard in a game of TFT again in my life Rebel Crown + Pandora's Items (Silver) + Call to Chaos (5 Emblems) 7 Rebel, 5 Ambusher, 2 Scrap, 2 Bruiser, 2 Sorc, 2 Form Swapper, 2 Sent Jinx had Comeback Kid Anomaly

Every time I have to interact with the owner of the company I can feel my stress levels spike so damn hard I wanna quit so fuckin bad but I got shit to pay for

PEAK IS BAAAAACK

WE'RE SO BACK

Umbreon vibes

OH WAIT DR STONE COMES BACK THURSDAY, PEAK IS RETURNING

ahhhhh I just got used to writing 2024 on things last month WDYM I HAVE TO WRITE 2025

When it's Monday and you are back to the grind Good morning 😭

i am so bored at work i have resorted to making twice memes

When your friend is trying to talk about sports but all you know is Twice

The more time passes the more I get the feeling that NAYEON’s NA is never gonna be topped for me Every single song is just so peak

I spent all day yesterday playing Metaphor and all I wanna do today is the same thing why do I have to work in office

This might be the year the piano actually takes me out