Neurotypical Walter White can still happen if people want it bad enough

The Trump curse is why you don’t have a girlfriend

After the shit show that is happening, Americans need candidates with a record so clean that Mr Clean wants to fuck it, ok. Nazi tattoo guy is for the streets. You have a right to expect more. Christ.

Some people are barely more cognisant than a GTA 5 NPC. It’s like what do you do with those people. We talk about policies and global events and try to stay informed while our vision will be crushed by a sea of people who will support whoever dumb fuck they find charismatic. Shit hopeless.

Layoffs are a failure of leadership.

Cette photo mérite le Pulitzer. Cette photo restera dans les pages les plus sombres de l'histoire des Etats-UniSS.

Mamdani: "Those who led through exclusion & isolation have tried to win power & enrich themselves by turning us against one another ... today, too many of our leaders do not believe in a vision of this nation as an asylum for the persecuted, but rather as one that persecutes those seeking asylum"

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

If you work for Gamestop Start looking for something else. Video game companies are crashing the physical media market

Basically the Supreme Court is 5-4 on whether America is white man's country

This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.

SCOTUS refused to hear E. Jean Carroll. So it’s official: he is a predator.

Canada is winning at soccer? Alright now it’s confirmed, i went through some kind of worm hole to this new timeline. I’m not from here

Why is my For You page full of Pro-Israel bullshit. Fuck Israel.

Just a reminder that BREAKING Is something journalists say when they have urgent news. You don’t have to put it at the start of all your tweets and opinions. Your opinions are not news buddy.

Remember The Rizzler? Turns out he’s not real and we all collectively hallucinated him. No birth certificate, no biological parents, he just vanished one night at 2:17 am. The Boom family was shocked. Stopped eating Costco food during their grief and all died when they decided to try a salad.

I don’t understand Americans trashing Taylor Swift consistently. She’s left wing, good inoffensive music, not on drugs, not pro AI, she’s great with her fans, she dates the footballer, she’s concentrated americana bro, biggest celebrity on the planet. Y’all never proud when your people make it?

It's pretty cool how there's never any crimes in New Jersey, so any of the New York superheroes never have to go there.

This guy gets it

Hellfest 26 gave me some energy dude. Nothing like some motherfucking metal to put things in perspective. Hell Santa

Reflecting poooooool Reflecting pool Don’t talk about Iran Dont talk about Lebanon Look how dirty this pool is Its all about the fucking pool Isnt it scandalous Think about the pool.

Americans love to talk about the revolution online but they can’t do a single organized protest to push back on this shit anymore. ICE really scared them from protesting unfortunately. They fill streets and streets for a basketball team. Not for the future of their kids.

If AI CEO’s want to talk about my water consumption we can have a talk about their oxygen consumption.

I support Ukraine forever but man I just have difficulty celebrating or joking about il refineries blowing up. My planet is hurting.

Airpods battery is a joke. You wear them the length of a movie and they ding what a joke

That trillionaire shit got me black pilled today. It’s indecent. This money should be redistributed to people. Not normal that people are allowed to hoard this much money. Bring the Guillotine.

Eat the rich Cook the rich Chop the rich Blend the rich

Elon Musk is trying to use his money to start a race war. They are infiltrating all spaces frequented by white men to push racist and violent rhetoric. He needs to be stopped.

Its crazy to me how the mainstream hasn’t discovered CivitAi.com and the absolute pedophile filth AI models that anybody can download and start using within minutes. Should be a way bigger scandal. @taylorlorenz.bsky.social @juliaangwin.com

Inde Navarette could be our new Sandra Bullock if they play their cards right. She’s a star.

I don’t think Hunter Biden is controlling his account. Some of his jokes are very staffy. Something is brewing.

That weird guy who invented the “bagel” absolutely scammed me dude. "I’m selling a new kind of toast. No corners, big hole in the middle." - "Oh, so it's cheaper?" "No, it’s way more expensive and you only get five in a bag. I thought he was joking look at that fucking hole" #TrueHistory

Forza Horizon 6 is bar none the prettiest game i’ve ever played. Its beyond even my wildest expectations of what games could look like. I play it in 4k Extreme settings and Raytracing and its smooth af. Microsoft are wizards. This is crazy.

Drip drip form the tap don’t slip

The billionaires will infect our internet so much misinformation and crap what people wont have a choice but to use Internet 2.0 that they will sell us as the solution to avoid paying their fair share for the increasing traffic AI is taking.

I stopped following whats going on in America and it’s making me so much happier.

@samreich.bsky.social SAM THE WORLD NEEDS MORE KINGPIN KATIE. Throw money at her. Why are you barely advertising this masterpiece of a show. Please make more of this.

Melania’s behaviour was curious. Never mentioned her husband. Putting the American public focus back on Epstein is a wild move.

Our parents grew up with like Fleetwood Mac, Clapton, Dire Straits.. I grew up up with Limp Bizkit and Korn. There’s just no great music anymore, go listen to Sultans Of Swing or Money For Nothing and compare that to the fucking slop we get now.

I don’t really want to watch the news anymore. It’s making me paranoid. I got to manage my mental health. Maybe I’m too empathetic but man I’m feeling completely powerless and deflated. This is a fucking nightmare

The new Angine De Poitrine record is insane dude. 🔺🔺⚪️⚫️

@samreich.bsky.social Sam I’m a huge fan of the improv boys doing Everything Now Show on Twitch and YouTube. Would be fun to see them in shows like GC or Make Some Noise. I mean the concept they are doing on Twitch is insane y’all should invest in them, Angela went a couple times. Rocky is great.

Chaos. Fragments of reality. A black fog, dark as a raven’s shadow, slowly twisting their minds. Madness. Enthralled. Encountered truths recklessly. The old gods are obsolete, the fog summoned. It spreads. It’s in everything. People are different now. Eyes that no longer catch the moon’s glow.

This is obviously a new genocide after Gaza is finished. Ordinary Americans need to act now before it’s too late. Stop waiting for elected officials to help you. They are all corrupt Do something Americans I’m begging you.

Americans outraged online but won’t get off their asses to march to the White House by millions and stop this before they nuke innocent people in Iran This is a regime of blood thirsty fanatics and they will destroy the future of your children and Iran’s children if ordinary Americans do nothing